Malört Sommelier
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It's (still) illegal to make me feel bad.
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
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The reason that we reporters are focused so intensely on the L'affair Nuzzi is that, as Olivia notes, it is a basically apocalyptic scandal in the most literal sense of that term: a dropping of masks. It's acting as confirmation of every hideous story anybody's ever told about political journalists
this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The reason that we reporters are focused so intensely on the L'affair Nuzzi is that, as Olivia notes, it is a basically apocalyptic scandal in the most literal sense of that term: a dropping of masks. It's acting as confirmation of every hideous story anybody's ever told about political journalists
I had her pegged years ago when she said her idol was Ann Coulter. Congrats on being the second to last horse to cross the finish line, dude. Stick to posting Trump speech clips.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I had her pegged years ago when she said her idol was Ann Coulter. Congrats on being the second to last horse to cross the finish line, dude. Stick to posting Trump speech clips.
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the Woke Left wants to force transition Mr Pibb
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
the Woke Left wants to force transition Mr Pibb
All of these tech people suffer from the same weakness Elon Musk does: a desperate need to be liked by as many people as possible and that's the loudest possible invitation for people to maximally dislike you
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
All of these tech people suffer from the same weakness Elon Musk does: a desperate need to be liked by as many people as possible and that's the loudest possible invitation for people to maximally dislike you
Olivia Nuzzi is the perfect character for this era because everything about her is a giant middle finger to every idea of meritocracy and liberal propriety. We're not even going to pretend any of this isn't just powerful people flattering one another. The worst stereotypes are actually true and good
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Olivia Nuzzi is the perfect character for this era because everything about her is a giant middle finger to every idea of meritocracy and liberal propriety. We're not even going to pretend any of this isn't just powerful people flattering one another. The worst stereotypes are actually true and good
Of all the things to hate Nuzzi for, this one is especially funny because it wasn't unnamed sources spreading rumors that forced Biden to not run, it was his brain oozing out of his fucking ears during a televised debate watched by millions that left them shocked
Olivia Nuzzi wrote an entire story based on unnamed sources about Biden's decline, reinvigorating calls for him to leave the race -- and the whole time, she was working on RFK Jr.'s behalf, according to her ex-fiance. newrepublic.com/article/2035...
Olivia Nuzzi’s Real Victims
More than her fiancé, or fellow female journalists, the public will pay the price for these misdeeds. RFK Jr. will see to that.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Of all the things to hate Nuzzi for, this one is especially funny because it wasn't unnamed sources spreading rumors that forced Biden to not run, it was his brain oozing out of his fucking ears during a televised debate watched by millions that left them shocked
This is so funny because if this were true (it's not, the summer polling had him losing states like MN, VA, ME, and NH while literally anyone else performed better), why did Biden drop out to begin with?
I am so mad at everyone who piled on Biden. He could have and WOULD HAVE won. I hope George Clooney and others are happy. Oh right. Clooney has a home in Italy and is mega-rich.
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This is so funny because if this were true (it's not, the summer polling had him losing states like MN, VA, ME, and NH while literally anyone else performed better), why did Biden drop out to begin with?
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sorry i heard you used to be aaron rodgers is that true
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
sorry i heard you used to be aaron rodgers is that true
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Would you go back in time to kill Baby Honkler
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Would you go back in time to kill Baby Honkler
The "Big Tent" exists for one reason: to dilute any single interest down by creating too many competitors so only the most organized to decide what happens while claiming they speak for the majority
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The "Big Tent" exists for one reason: to dilute any single interest down by creating too many competitors so only the most organized to decide what happens while claiming they speak for the majority
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This is how swearing works in Dutch
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
This is how swearing works in Dutch
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Bears fans actively hating a 7-3 team is why I love the NFL.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Bears fans actively hating a 7-3 team is why I love the NFL.
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
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"YOu just destroy and write CUM with the M turned upside down" is going to bang around in my brain for at least a month
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"YOu just destroy and write CUM with the M turned upside down" is going to bang around in my brain for at least a month
A strange post in that most of the Forever Covid people are still on The Everything Site
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A strange post in that most of the Forever Covid people are still on The Everything Site
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
Not boosting Menswear Guy because he annoys me, but that screenshot of Ryan Grim arguing with Grok is so incredibly embarrassing for Grim. Never hated him, but now I can't ever respect him again
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Not boosting Menswear Guy because he annoys me, but that screenshot of Ryan Grim arguing with Grok is so incredibly embarrassing for Grim. Never hated him, but now I can't ever respect him again
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And, scene defector.com/lets-check-i...
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
And, scene defector.com/lets-check-i...
Writers, subtext, cowards, etc. *sigh*
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Writers, subtext, cowards, etc. *sigh*