I mean, look at this shit. How do you not die of humiliation? You aren't some dimwit MAGA guy, you're a ostensibly educated liberal journalist!

can't wait

I was worried this place was only no fun liberal types posting recycled thoughts about politics but turns it out it really does have The Juice if you know where to squeeze

Why did you delete this incredible post? You're very good as posting insane things so why don't you keep doing it?

"What's your body count?"

I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years

If you're still sharing them on Twitter, here are mine