yung shelob
@shortymcboots.bsky.social
Lindsay. Local mom, bedtime storyteller, aspiring grown-up, gamer, strident poster. Patron saint of the itinerant heart. Probably dreaming about motorcycles. Winnipeg, Manitoba, here on Treaty One lands. She/they. 🏳️🌈🇨🇦
Zootopia bravely asks the question: what if racism was kinda true
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Zootopia bravely asks the question: what if racism was kinda true
Reposted by yung shelob
h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
![[NAME], [AGE], lives in [BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR HOUSE] in the heart of [CITY OR LOCATION] where [WACKY OR INTERESTING HOUSE FACT] and [BOOK YOU ABSOLUTELY LEFT OUT ON PURPOSE #1] and [BOOK YOU ABSOLUTELY LEFT OUT ON PURPOSE #2] — two books [PRONOUN] was reading while [PROFESSION, CRAFT OR PASTIME] — sit on [PRONOUN] [LOCATION IN HOUSE YOU WOULD STRATEGICALLY LEAVE TWO BOOKS YOU WANT EVERY VISITOR TO SEE]. [EGREGIOUSLY PRETENTIOUS ACTIVITY], like a [NAME OF ARTIST] song come to life.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7qiuhllywd7skoiqadlya3ry/bafkreidfkjfuje4n5jt4jofn6vadq5pkfbxoxvdgzbjhsefvvjbgrinan4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
Reposted by yung shelob
This is the scrambling rush of some one who knows the ship is sinking
BREAKING: President Trump drops tariffs on beef, coffee and tropical fruit as pressure builds on consumer prices.
Trump drops tariffs on beef, coffee, tropical fruit as pressure builds on consumer prices
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order to get rid of tariffs on a broad swath of commodities, including beef, coffee and tropical fruits.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is the scrambling rush of some one who knows the ship is sinking
Reposted by yung shelob
with the "Department of War" account on here not getting suspended for death threats I think it's fair to say that if you make a joke about killing someone on here, it's bad but if you mean it, it's fine? I dunno, policy needs tweaking I think
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
with the "Department of War" account on here not getting suspended for death threats I think it's fair to say that if you make a joke about killing someone on here, it's bad but if you mean it, it's fine? I dunno, policy needs tweaking I think
Reposted by yung shelob
Sir Frederick Banting wasn't just the co-discover of insulin.
He was the youngest recipient of the Nobel prize in Physiology or Medicine, an accomplished artist, and a decorated war hero.
This is the story of one of the greatest Canadians.
🧵 1/12
He was the youngest recipient of the Nobel prize in Physiology or Medicine, an accomplished artist, and a decorated war hero.
This is the story of one of the greatest Canadians.
🧵 1/12
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sir Frederick Banting wasn't just the co-discover of insulin.
He was the youngest recipient of the Nobel prize in Physiology or Medicine, an accomplished artist, and a decorated war hero.
This is the story of one of the greatest Canadians.
🧵 1/12
He was the youngest recipient of the Nobel prize in Physiology or Medicine, an accomplished artist, and a decorated war hero.
This is the story of one of the greatest Canadians.
🧵 1/12
Reposted by yung shelob
My high school classmate Jason is a trucker who has had an on the job injury and now needs financial help while he recovers. The kindness of friends and strangers is currently our national medical safety net. Would you please consider sending $5 or more his way? Thank you!
Donate to Help Jason Bell's Family During Spinal Surgery & Recovery, organized by Jason Bell
Hello everyone,
My name is Tony Patterson and I’m reaching ou… Jason Bell needs your support for Help Jason Bell's Family During Spinal Surgery & Recovery
www.gofundme.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My high school classmate Jason is a trucker who has had an on the job injury and now needs financial help while he recovers. The kindness of friends and strangers is currently our national medical safety net. Would you please consider sending $5 or more his way? Thank you!
Reposted by yung shelob
Reposted by yung shelob
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
It troubles me deeply that the bit where Trump allegedly gave Clinton a beej has barely been a blip. Like. This is how desensitized we are
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It troubles me deeply that the bit where Trump allegedly gave Clinton a beej has barely been a blip. Like. This is how desensitized we are
Reposted by yung shelob
Reposted by yung shelob
Imagine being Cheryl Hines and waking up today to dozens of text messages from friends linking to the NYT profile on Nuzzi where she admits RFK said "I love you" first after you just went on The View and covered for him lmao
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Imagine being Cheryl Hines and waking up today to dozens of text messages from friends linking to the NYT profile on Nuzzi where she admits RFK said "I love you" first after you just went on The View and covered for him lmao
Backyard wildlife update: the gray squirrels quickly polished off the sunflower seeds in the jack-o-lantern feeders, but this lone chickadee still managed to find some seeds. It's been unusually warm here, so unfortunately I'm going to have to chuck the pumpkins, as they've thawed.
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Backyard wildlife update: the gray squirrels quickly polished off the sunflower seeds in the jack-o-lantern feeders, but this lone chickadee still managed to find some seeds. It's been unusually warm here, so unfortunately I'm going to have to chuck the pumpkins, as they've thawed.
Reposted by yung shelob
in 6 months time every bisexual will have been banned from bluesky for posting finger guns
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
in 6 months time every bisexual will have been banned from bluesky for posting finger guns
Reposted by yung shelob
Is this anything
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Is this anything
Reposted by yung shelob
A stark reminder of what society has become
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A stark reminder of what society has become
Reposted by yung shelob
They were all furious when someone interrupted Huckabees meal. She can scream at them from the podium but they’re all going to parties and having their hair done together. Same is true for Leavitt.
I remember criticizing Ali Velshi and Stephanie Ruhle cozying up at to Sarah Huckabee at a White House correspondents dinner and taking pics together and Ali did not like that at all.
As George Carlin said “it’s a big club..:and you ain’t in it”
As George Carlin said “it’s a big club..:and you ain’t in it”
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They were all furious when someone interrupted Huckabees meal. She can scream at them from the podium but they’re all going to parties and having their hair done together. Same is true for Leavitt.
Reposted by yung shelob
nuzzi is in the club
the media protects the club members
nobody in the club can ever be wrong
people like jake tapper, maggie haberman, ben smith, etc are the club
nuzzi must be protected. its like the mafia or corrupt police.
the media protects the club members
nobody in the club can ever be wrong
people like jake tapper, maggie haberman, ben smith, etc are the club
nuzzi must be protected. its like the mafia or corrupt police.
Why is the NYT participating in Nuzzi's rehabilitation campaign?
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
nuzzi is in the club
the media protects the club members
nobody in the club can ever be wrong
people like jake tapper, maggie haberman, ben smith, etc are the club
nuzzi must be protected. its like the mafia or corrupt police.
the media protects the club members
nobody in the club can ever be wrong
people like jake tapper, maggie haberman, ben smith, etc are the club
nuzzi must be protected. its like the mafia or corrupt police.
Reposted by yung shelob
live every moment as if it’s your last
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
live every moment as if it’s your last
Reposted by yung shelob
She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
Reposted by yung shelob
NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
Reposted by yung shelob
I am physically unable to go through a yellow light without saying "ha ha haa" in a menacing voice
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I am physically unable to go through a yellow light without saying "ha ha haa" in a menacing voice
Reposted by yung shelob
does this look like extremely buttoned down responsible journalism to you? or does it look like something else. and not in service of cutting corners to get a massive scoop
NYT editors put "Claudine Gay" in "top 5 featured on the New York Times homepage Dec 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 22, 25"
(While they put Trump calling for Constitution's "termination" on page 15 and his chief of staff's "tyrant" warning on 12)
Christopher Rufo openly bragged about the plans!
(While they put Trump calling for Constitution's "termination" on page 15 and his chief of staff's "tyrant" warning on 12)
Christopher Rufo openly bragged about the plans!
Chris Rufo "a total product of right-wing affirmative action and you literally would never have heard of him if he was a liberal"
bsky.app/profile/chri...
NYT front page coverage all the time!
By powerful, mediocre editors who push "meritocracy" narrative yet hired each other with legacy privilege
bsky.app/profile/chri...
NYT front page coverage all the time!
By powerful, mediocre editors who push "meritocracy" narrative yet hired each other with legacy privilege
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
does this look like extremely buttoned down responsible journalism to you? or does it look like something else. and not in service of cutting corners to get a massive scoop
Reposted by yung shelob
The “Epstein Files” saga shows that Republicans were only ever interested in using sexual assault as a pretext to smear political rivals and deprive LGBT people of their constitutional rights www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
The President Who Cried ‘Hoax’
Republicans went after Epstein only when it was politically useful.
www.theatlantic.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The “Epstein Files” saga shows that Republicans were only ever interested in using sexual assault as a pretext to smear political rivals and deprive LGBT people of their constitutional rights www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Reposted by yung shelob
Reposted by yung shelob
It's gotta be frustrating for journalists scraping by and doing great work to go to NY Times dot com and read a puff piece written by a nepo baby that whitewashes a journalist who had sex with a source and has now parlayed that into a new book and a job at Vanity Fair
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It's gotta be frustrating for journalists scraping by and doing great work to go to NY Times dot com and read a puff piece written by a nepo baby that whitewashes a journalist who had sex with a source and has now parlayed that into a new book and a job at Vanity Fair