💎 Elizabeth 💎
@shinylion.bsky.social
Cat mom, odd duck, she/her,
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Y'all.
Today was picture day for the Airport therapy dogs.
Today was picture day for the Airport therapy dogs.
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Y'all.
Today was picture day for the Airport therapy dogs.
Today was picture day for the Airport therapy dogs.
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Burns: The Old Testament says there’s nothing new under the sun. On July 4th, 1776, there was. Everybody up to that point had been under authoritarian rule. It was in the interests of their rulers that they be uneducated, that they be superstitious, that they be distracted by conspiracies…
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Burns: The Old Testament says there’s nothing new under the sun. On July 4th, 1776, there was. Everybody up to that point had been under authoritarian rule. It was in the interests of their rulers that they be uneducated, that they be superstitious, that they be distracted by conspiracies…
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Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing
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This is your reminder that Pete was mayor when two historic Black firsts took their positions (fire chief, police chief) and both had resigned under pressure from racists before the end of his tenure. Pete did nothing to protect them. He’s been shit for a very long time!
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is your reminder that Pete was mayor when two historic Black firsts took their positions (fire chief, police chief) and both had resigned under pressure from racists before the end of his tenure. Pete did nothing to protect them. He’s been shit for a very long time!
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Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
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One for the merfolk - look at that ocean glow:
oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4404...
Every pendant comes in a gift box with free international shipping included.
#Handmade #TreatYourself
oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4404...
Every pendant comes in a gift box with free international shipping included.
#Handmade #TreatYourself
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
One for the merfolk - look at that ocean glow:
oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4404...
Every pendant comes in a gift box with free international shipping included.
#Handmade #TreatYourself
oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4404...
Every pendant comes in a gift box with free international shipping included.
#Handmade #TreatYourself
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Let's all be clear that QAnon never cared about child sex abuse, the whole thing was always an excuse to demonize their enemies and share titillating (to them) images of the sexual abuse of children.
The only time I have EVER encountered explicit child porn online was on a QAnon Telegram channel
The only time I have EVER encountered explicit child porn online was on a QAnon Telegram channel
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Let's all be clear that QAnon never cared about child sex abuse, the whole thing was always an excuse to demonize their enemies and share titillating (to them) images of the sexual abuse of children.
The only time I have EVER encountered explicit child porn online was on a QAnon Telegram channel
The only time I have EVER encountered explicit child porn online was on a QAnon Telegram channel
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
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Also, y’all are familiar with the Paul Rudd version from Lincoln Center, yes?
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Also, y’all are familiar with the Paul Rudd version from Lincoln Center, yes?
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Twelfth Night with Peter Dinklage and Sandra Oh is premiering on Great Performances tonight on PBS.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Twelfth Night with Peter Dinklage and Sandra Oh is premiering on Great Performances tonight on PBS.
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Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there
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ICE vs the clergy
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
ICE vs the clergy
Apparently, the Face Eating Leopards Party is headed down to Georgia.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Apparently, the Face Eating Leopards Party is headed down to Georgia.
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I want to make a joke about RFK!
But I also want to say that it’s considered normal for men to pathologically lie to *trick* women into sex. As a society, we just call women stupid for buying into it bcuz boys will be boys. No one shuns a friend or colleague for this. How fun!
But I also want to say that it’s considered normal for men to pathologically lie to *trick* women into sex. As a society, we just call women stupid for buying into it bcuz boys will be boys. No one shuns a friend or colleague for this. How fun!
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I want to make a joke about RFK!
But I also want to say that it’s considered normal for men to pathologically lie to *trick* women into sex. As a society, we just call women stupid for buying into it bcuz boys will be boys. No one shuns a friend or colleague for this. How fun!
But I also want to say that it’s considered normal for men to pathologically lie to *trick* women into sex. As a society, we just call women stupid for buying into it bcuz boys will be boys. No one shuns a friend or colleague for this. How fun!
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Yesterday my little monster book broke into the Top 1000 Kindle books. I think this was for the first time ever? It hit #977. I was so grateful.
Today the sale is over, but it ROSE to #644.
The only reason is word-of-mouth of readers. It's been a tough time lately, and I can't thank y'all enough.
Today the sale is over, but it ROSE to #644.
The only reason is word-of-mouth of readers. It's been a tough time lately, and I can't thank y'all enough.
Yooo! Someone You Can Build A Nest In was picked as a Kindle Gold Box Deal! For today only, get it for just $4.99.
A shapeshifting monster *accidentally* falls in love with the woman who's hunting her. We've all been there, right?
A shapeshifting monster *accidentally* falls in love with the woman who's hunting her. We've all been there, right?
Someone You Can Build a Nest In
Amazon.com: Someone You Can Build a Nest In eBook : Wiswell, John: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Yesterday my little monster book broke into the Top 1000 Kindle books. I think this was for the first time ever? It hit #977. I was so grateful.
Today the sale is over, but it ROSE to #644.
The only reason is word-of-mouth of readers. It's been a tough time lately, and I can't thank y'all enough.
Today the sale is over, but it ROSE to #644.
The only reason is word-of-mouth of readers. It's been a tough time lately, and I can't thank y'all enough.
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WE WON. I am *begging* you to take note of who did this. *Not* UCLA admin—they’re still scuttling around behind closed doors, attempting to appease—but FACULTY AND STAFF, led by AAUP.
BREAKING: In AAUP et al v. Trump (wall-to-wall union lawsuit challenging the administration’s unlawful use of TItle VI to reshape the University of California system), the faculty and staff of the UC system WON!!!
We were granted our preliminary injunction! @aaup.org
We were granted our preliminary injunction! @aaup.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
WE WON. I am *begging* you to take note of who did this. *Not* UCLA admin—they’re still scuttling around behind closed doors, attempting to appease—but FACULTY AND STAFF, led by AAUP.
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Way to put out that fire, sir.
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Way to put out that fire, sir.
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This is a 19-paragraph article to which 7 journalists contributed; it contains not a single hint that there is any impropriety in the President of the United States directing the Justice Department to investigate his political adversaries.
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This is a 19-paragraph article to which 7 journalists contributed; it contains not a single hint that there is any impropriety in the President of the United States directing the Justice Department to investigate his political adversaries.
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if you're doing bitcoin trades at 11pm on a sunday you do not have a wife
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
if you're doing bitcoin trades at 11pm on a sunday you do not have a wife
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Every time Covid and learning loss hits the news, people act like the only factor is folk staying home and learning online, rather than… Living through a global mass death event.
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Every time Covid and learning loss hits the news, people act like the only factor is folk staying home and learning online, rather than… Living through a global mass death event.
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trump threatening to have bondi investigate “democratic banks” lol yes definitely follow the money that will work out well for you
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
trump threatening to have bondi investigate “democratic banks” lol yes definitely follow the money that will work out well for you
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I am going to make sure every record of my presence uses so much fucking profanity that if anyone tries this with me it will just swear at them until they fucking shut it off
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I am going to make sure every record of my presence uses so much fucking profanity that if anyone tries this with me it will just swear at them until they fucking shut it off
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h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
![[NAME], [AGE], lives in [BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR HOUSE] in the heart of [CITY OR LOCATION] where [WACKY OR INTERESTING HOUSE FACT] and [BOOK YOU ABSOLUTELY LEFT OUT ON PURPOSE #1] and [BOOK YOU ABSOLUTELY LEFT OUT ON PURPOSE #2] — two books [PRONOUN] was reading while [PROFESSION, CRAFT OR PASTIME] — sit on [PRONOUN] [LOCATION IN HOUSE YOU WOULD STRATEGICALLY LEAVE TWO BOOKS YOU WANT EVERY VISITOR TO SEE]. [EGREGIOUSLY PRETENTIOUS ACTIVITY], like a [NAME OF ARTIST] song come to life.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7qiuhllywd7skoiqadlya3ry/bafkreidfkjfuje4n5jt4jofn6vadq5pkfbxoxvdgzbjhsefvvjbgrinan4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
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Imagine a cat going to town on this and just killing itself like it jumped into a corn silo of toilet paper
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Imagine a cat going to town on this and just killing itself like it jumped into a corn silo of toilet paper