Deanna Raybourn
@deannaraybourn.bsky.social
New York Times bestselling author. I still believe if I spin fast enough I’ll turn into Wonder Woman. She/her. https://www.deannaraybourn.com
Shopping today and saw Bridgerton-branded rimming sugar and y’all could have called it something else is all I’m saying.
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Shopping today and saw Bridgerton-branded rimming sugar and y’all could have called it something else is all I’m saying.
Every ER doc on Bluesky just collectively going, “Please don’t.”
HA!
Festive AF.
(Probably gonna get labeled for this one. 😁)
(Probably gonna get labeled for this one. 😁)
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Every ER doc on Bluesky just collectively going, “Please don’t.”
On a museum trip with his mom. Perfection.
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
On a museum trip with his mom. Perfection.
Reposted by Deanna Raybourn
Can we please help this writer and these cats?
did, but now the amount of money I need to have by my move in date has jumped significantly. If you have $5, $10, $50 to spare, it would make a huge difference for me (and my cats). Between legal and moving expenses, my budget is shot all the way through. If you can contribute, that's amazing, and
Donate to Support Chance's Urgent Relocation, organized by Chance Calloway
My name is Chance Calloway, a disabled Air Force vet (among other things) living in… Chance Calloway needs your support for Support Chance's Urgent Relocation
gofund.me
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Can we please help this writer and these cats?
Just ordered some yummy sounding samples! 🫖
This fall has been an extra slow one for small businesses out here, and the tea house is $3.7k shy of where we need to be to make rent before late fees hit this month.
All this to say, if you have some tea shopping to do or friends to point our way today, we'd sure appreciate it!
All this to say, if you have some tea shopping to do or friends to point our way today, we'd sure appreciate it!
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just ordered some yummy sounding samples! 🫖
Sandwich guy is acquitted and I need you to understand how long I’m going to laugh about this.
a woman says for-e-ver while sitting on an airplane
Alt: a woman says for-e-ver while sitting on an airplane
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sandwich guy is acquitted and I need you to understand how long I’m going to laugh about this.
Of all the ridiculous Victorian concepts to make a comeback, phrenology was pretty low odds.
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Of all the ridiculous Victorian concepts to make a comeback, phrenology was pretty low odds.
No, stop. I can’t. 🥪
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
No, stop. I can’t. 🥪
“The Oval Offal.”
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“The Oval Offal.”
I am LIVID not to be on this jury.
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am LIVID not to be on this jury.
We know exactly why they have to label everything.
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
We know exactly why they have to label everything.
If you need to see a woman over 50 being ferocious and luminous and badass, please do not miss Emma Thompson in Down Cemetery Road on Apple+.
November 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you need to see a woman over 50 being ferocious and luminous and badass, please do not miss Emma Thompson in Down Cemetery Road on Apple+.
😂 NY, you did good.
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
😂 NY, you did good.
Polls closed FIVE MINUTES before this post. 😲
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Polls closed FIVE MINUTES before this post. 😲
Aaaaaand my rep in the state house of delegates just lost her seat because it flipped blue!!
two women standing next to each other with #schittscreek written on the bottom right
Alt: Alexis Rose saying this is really good news
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Aaaaaand my rep in the state house of delegates just lost her seat because it flipped blue!!
I love this show more than I can say.
if you are very stressed today what I can tell you is that there’s a new season out of the relatively mildly stressful yet utterly harrowing Physical 100
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I love this show more than I can say.
I love this for us! 🤗
A seeming bit of history tonight as Ghazala Hashmi becomes the first Asian American to win statewide office in Virginia - and the first Muslim woman to win statewide office *anywhere* in the United States.
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I love this for us! 🤗
HOLY SHIT WE DID IT!!!!! Let’s goooooooo, Abigail!
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
HOLY SHIT WE DID IT!!!!! Let’s goooooooo, Abigail!
It literally was.
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It literally was.
Perfect. No notes.
New crime headline of the day
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Perfect. No notes.
Not being able to reply from the main timeline is PANTS.
a woman is smiling and saying thanks i hate it .
Alt: a woman is smiling and saying thanks i hate it .
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Not being able to reply from the main timeline is PANTS.
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I was going to attend the ball of ghosts and witches,
A delegation would appear there in masks and wigs,
And dance, unrecognized, in the chorus of the living.
Czeslaw Milosz, All Hallow's Eve
#everynightapoem
A delegation would appear there in masks and wigs,
And dance, unrecognized, in the chorus of the living.
Czeslaw Milosz, All Hallow's Eve
#everynightapoem
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I was going to attend the ball of ghosts and witches,
A delegation would appear there in masks and wigs,
And dance, unrecognized, in the chorus of the living.
Czeslaw Milosz, All Hallow's Eve
#everynightapoem
A delegation would appear there in masks and wigs,
And dance, unrecognized, in the chorus of the living.
Czeslaw Milosz, All Hallow's Eve
#everynightapoem
And if she’s a good Chr*stian woman? Well, praise Jesus and pass the Jordan almonds, we’re getting hitched!
And if there's a blonde widow that happens across your path... well..
November 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
And if she’s a good Chr*stian woman? Well, praise Jesus and pass the Jordan almonds, we’re getting hitched!
Oooh, y’all. I just caught up with the whole “hope my wife embraces Chr*stianity” stuff and I speak Evangelical. We are MOMENTS away from a statement that starts, “God has laid it on my heart…” IYKYK
November 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oooh, y’all. I just caught up with the whole “hope my wife embraces Chr*stianity” stuff and I speak Evangelical. We are MOMENTS away from a statement that starts, “God has laid it on my heart…” IYKYK
Best way to spend Halloween? Eating my body weight in tangerine jelly beans and watching the lush Crimson Peak by @realgdt.bsky.social (But I have to watch the ghost parts by peeping through my fingers.) 👻
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Best way to spend Halloween? Eating my body weight in tangerine jelly beans and watching the lush Crimson Peak by @realgdt.bsky.social (But I have to watch the ghost parts by peeping through my fingers.) 👻