Sexy Nero Werewolfe
@drmaldoror.bsky.social
Queer francophone writer, cultural complainer, polyglot, loup-garou specialist. Ginger beard, Gimli build. Usually not covered in leeches. My favorite kaiju is Rodan.
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I needed both of these jokes to figure out either of them
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I needed both of these jokes to figure out either of them
"They're raping the kids, they're raping the house elves, they're raping the Daleks. This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain. Miss Marple can't do anything about it. I have to go to the bathroom."
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"They're raping the kids, they're raping the house elves, they're raping the Daleks. This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain. Miss Marple can't do anything about it. I have to go to the bathroom."
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Diane Ladd 😔
Ballsy & extraordinary, RIP
11/29/1935-11/3/2025
Laura Dern's mother. Made history being only mom/daughter pair to get Oscar noms for same film, RAMBLING ROSE.
Other noms:
*Scorsese's Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Flo)
*Absolutely unhinged in Lynch's Wild at Heart
#filmsky 📽
Ballsy & extraordinary, RIP
11/29/1935-11/3/2025
Laura Dern's mother. Made history being only mom/daughter pair to get Oscar noms for same film, RAMBLING ROSE.
Other noms:
*Scorsese's Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Flo)
*Absolutely unhinged in Lynch's Wild at Heart
#filmsky 📽
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Diane Ladd 😔
Ballsy & extraordinary, RIP
11/29/1935-11/3/2025
Laura Dern's mother. Made history being only mom/daughter pair to get Oscar noms for same film, RAMBLING ROSE.
Other noms:
*Scorsese's Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Flo)
*Absolutely unhinged in Lynch's Wild at Heart
#filmsky 📽
Ballsy & extraordinary, RIP
11/29/1935-11/3/2025
Laura Dern's mother. Made history being only mom/daughter pair to get Oscar noms for same film, RAMBLING ROSE.
Other noms:
*Scorsese's Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Flo)
*Absolutely unhinged in Lynch's Wild at Heart
#filmsky 📽
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Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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You had me at “fancy cheese vending machine”
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You had me at “fancy cheese vending machine”
Having only encountered Peter Bodganovich as the vaguely creepy old guy with huge glasses who knew everything about movies, I used to wonder how he could pull the hot ladies like he did.
Now I'm watching him in TARGETS, and yes, yes, I will have an order of that, break me off a piece of that, yes.
Now I'm watching him in TARGETS, and yes, yes, I will have an order of that, break me off a piece of that, yes.
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Having only encountered Peter Bodganovich as the vaguely creepy old guy with huge glasses who knew everything about movies, I used to wonder how he could pull the hot ladies like he did.
Now I'm watching him in TARGETS, and yes, yes, I will have an order of that, break me off a piece of that, yes.
Now I'm watching him in TARGETS, and yes, yes, I will have an order of that, break me off a piece of that, yes.
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Godfrey doing his Trump impression with Dr. Dre in the studio 🤣💀
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Godfrey doing his Trump impression with Dr. Dre in the studio 🤣💀
HIM: Have you been googling stuff about obesity?
ME: No. Why?
HIM: Because a post about obesity popped up on your feed.
ME: It's just my phone reacting to my mountainous corpulence.
HIM: Your phone can't sense that.
See, the neat thing about cats is they don't give you this kind of sass.
ME: No. Why?
HIM: Because a post about obesity popped up on your feed.
ME: It's just my phone reacting to my mountainous corpulence.
HIM: Your phone can't sense that.
See, the neat thing about cats is they don't give you this kind of sass.
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
HIM: Have you been googling stuff about obesity?
ME: No. Why?
HIM: Because a post about obesity popped up on your feed.
ME: It's just my phone reacting to my mountainous corpulence.
HIM: Your phone can't sense that.
See, the neat thing about cats is they don't give you this kind of sass.
ME: No. Why?
HIM: Because a post about obesity popped up on your feed.
ME: It's just my phone reacting to my mountainous corpulence.
HIM: Your phone can't sense that.
See, the neat thing about cats is they don't give you this kind of sass.
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673
October 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673
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In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
October 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
The final sequence of WEAPONS is the greatest homage to the final sequence of FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF that could be imagined. It’s simply a fact of life.
October 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The final sequence of WEAPONS is the greatest homage to the final sequence of FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF that could be imagined. It’s simply a fact of life.
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Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.
The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
October 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.
The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
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I’m knitting in a waiting room and another woman is crocheting and now I feel like we’re in a race.
October 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m knitting in a waiting room and another woman is crocheting and now I feel like we’re in a race.
My favorite Jane Goodall moment was when an interviewer asked her what animal she liked best, adding that it was presumably the chimpanzee. And she basically said, "hell no, I've spent so much time observing chimps, and plenty of them are evil assholes, let me tell you."
October 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My favorite Jane Goodall moment was when an interviewer asked her what animal she liked best, adding that it was presumably the chimpanzee. And she basically said, "hell no, I've spent so much time observing chimps, and plenty of them are evil assholes, let me tell you."
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Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
September 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
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45 years later, this 10-15 minute opening sequence still kills it
September 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
45 years later, this 10-15 minute opening sequence still kills it
Someone tell the brainworms guy and the short-fingered corpse that there's an amazing, widely available, equally effective, non-autism-causing alternative to acetaminophen, and it's called paracetamol. They won't notice. None of them will notice.
September 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Someone tell the brainworms guy and the short-fingered corpse that there's an amazing, widely available, equally effective, non-autism-causing alternative to acetaminophen, and it's called paracetamol. They won't notice. None of them will notice.
Didn't know today was Bisexual Visibility Day until they disabled their cloaking devices and there were six of them right there in my house, like, y'all are welcome any time, just announce yourselves, I mean, honestly.
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Didn't know today was Bisexual Visibility Day until they disabled their cloaking devices and there were six of them right there in my house, like, y'all are welcome any time, just announce yourselves, I mean, honestly.
Guys, I got raptured and you know what, I’m coming back down there, it’s lame and smells like stroganoff and Icy Hot up here.
September 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Guys, I got raptured and you know what, I’m coming back down there, it’s lame and smells like stroganoff and Icy Hot up here.
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
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The most accurate obituary so far:
September 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The most accurate obituary so far: