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Y’all, I just about ran off the road when I saw this sign with multiple messages tonight. Had to u-turn and go back to grab some pics. Kudos to whoever programmed the sign!

Fuck Elon Musk.
This is a photograph of a traffic sign. It’s the kind of sign that usually has messages for motorists. Tonight it reads “EVERYONE HATES ELON”. It is referring to a gross fucking nazi named Elon Musk. This is a photograph of a traffic sign. The sign is used to give messages to motorists. Tonight the sign reads “ NO TRILLION 4 ELON”. This refers to fascist fucking Tesla agreeing to give Elon a trillion dollars to go away. It is so obscene I can’t even explain it. Elon Musk is one of the worst humans to ever exist.
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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2024: Cargill’s house has the full size bars.

2025: Cargill’s house has the king size bars.

2026: Cargil achieves his final form as Willy Wonka.
This is a still from the movie, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Willy Wonka is a white man with unruly blonde curls. He is wearing a gorgeous purple coat and a rusty-tan hat and he is slightly leaning on a cane. Behind him is a cave with a boat coming out of while floating on a river of melted chocolate. There are people in the boat. Also behind Wonka is a beautiful display of arranged flowers. This will be the scene at Cargill’s house next year because he is slowly ascending into a higher level of being.
October 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I think I found the source of these reports of violence:
This is a photo of a movie poster for the movie, The Fog (1980). It has a very young Jamie Lee Curtis pushing against a door to try to keep the fog from coming in and bringing its violent murdery self into the house. I saw this in the theater when it came out. I was way too young but Mrs. Franke sold me the ticket. Also, I watched it 2.5 times in a row on that one ticket because Mrs. Franke knew kids in our small town didn’t have many places to go so she would let us hang out and watch multiple movies on one ticket. She was a truly lovely person.
October 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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RIP Jane Goodall, you absolute legend.
A photo of Jane Goodall holding a chimpanzee and they are yupping it up. It looks like they are singing and it is adorable.
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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RIP to an absolute legend.
September 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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A screenshot from a tv show, “30 Rock” of Liz Lemon saying “what a week, huh?” and Jack Dongahi saying “Lemon, it’s Wednesday.”
September 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Tell me you haven’t been given policy and instructions on regulation uniforms without telling me you haven’t been given policy and instructions on regulation uniforms:
This is a close up of a section of this pretend cops “uniform”. It shows a cartoon patch that is most assuredly not considered a regulation patch by any law enforcement agency in the USA. Also, fuck ICE and every law enforcement, both official and unofficial, helping them. ACAB.
August 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The female gaze.
Photo of Robin Hood as played by an animated fox. He sexy af.
July 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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The female gaze.
Photo still from the movie “Dracula”. It is a photo of Gary Oldman as a smoking hot Dracula. He has medium length wavy brown hair, sexy little sunglasses, and a gorgeous diamond broach.
July 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Welcome to my military parade.
Rizzo and the Pink Ladies walking with sass. The text says “let’s go get’em”. The gif is from the movie Grease (1976).
June 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Hard pass.
This is a screenshot of a text message I received. It is saying I’ve been upgraded to the penthouse suite of a Trump hotel. I would eat my own feet before I stayed at a Trump hotel. Fuck that fascist rapist.
March 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Me in the national security group chat:
This is a gif of Morticia Addams. She is drinking tea from a silver cups and smirking the smirkiest smirk in the history of smirks.
March 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Meanwhile, at HEB…
This is a screenshot from my shopping app for the HEB grocery store. It shows an 11 pound uncooked beef brisket being sold for approximately $60.50. It comes out to around $5.50 per pound. The whole brisket price is up by about $15.00 dollars since a couple of months ago but it is still substantially lower than the $39.00 per pound Franklin BBQ is charging customers. At Franklin’s price, 11 pounds of brisket would cost $429.00. Franklin bbq is really, really, really good but it ain’t $39.00 per pound level of good.
March 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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And another 200 for Nora’s J D Robb pen name.

Looks like Nora Roberts might end up owning Meta. Hope Zuck enjoys never sitting down again.
This is a screenshot from LibGen’s dataset showing they stole 200 books from “J D Robb” which is a pen name for Nora Roberts.
March 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Oh. Oh dear. BLESS THEIR HEARTS.
This is a screenshot of the dataset results for the 200 books LibGen has stolen from legendary badass, Nora Roberts. Nora Roberts is a romance novelist who is well known to not put up with bullshit or shenanigans from people committing crimes against her books. She also writes sci-fi murder mysteries under the pen name, J D Robb. We stan this queen so hard that one of the most well known rules of the world of publishing and the internet is: You do not fuck with Nora Roberts. Ever.
March 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Well, there is another solution you can use instead of trying to fit them all into a carryon…
The character Joey Tribbiani from the tv show “Friends” is wearing multiple lauers of Chandler’s clothes. Just a lot of clothes.
March 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Meanwhile, in Texas at the local food truck…
A red and yellow food truck with a table covered with freestanding protective cover to block out the sun. They serve barbeque and specialize in brisket. Mmmm, brisket. The weather is gorgeous and mild with a beautiful light blue sky. In the background is a small country church with a couple of cars in their parking lot. Four horses with saddles and one man are standing around waiting for the food orders. The other three riders are offscreen. The entire scene is a reminder to slow down, enjoy your days, and eat brisket. Mmmm, brisket.
March 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Here is the actual complete list that shows Ford in the #1 slot. Also, that account is just a handjob for Musk. I’m convinced he owns/directs the acct’s content since it is seriously over the top (like a certain ketamine fueled dipshit) for Musk and Tesla.
This is a list of automakers from the 1930’s and 1940’s who were created by and/or supported the German Nazis. The companies are Ford, GM, Volkswagen, BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche, Opel, Maybach, and NSU. The graphic has white text on a black background.
March 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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I think Uber just told Austin drivers we’re about to be out of work.
Screenshot of a section of an email to me from Uber rideshare service. It is announcing they are about to start using autonomous vehicles (meaning there is no driver) for riders to request. Screenshot of a section of an email sent by Uber ridershare service to me. It has a blurb stating the reason they are going to offer driverless cars to be requested is due to the vague excuse shown below: “We believe autonomous vehicles will be an important part of the future of transportation, operating alongside drivers to make our cities and the Uber experience even better.” This is a lie. They desperately want to get rid of rideshare drivers so they can quit paying humans and give more profit to shareholders.
February 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Count me in the Maya group!
This is a screenshot showing my results if the Which Mercenary Librarians Are You quiz. It shows I am a Maya. The description for Maya is “The smarty pants, Queen of Trivia Night. A dark past can't hold you back. Some people have fighting superpowers, but you've got something better -- your wits. And your snarky banter. There's no problem you can't solve, and nothing you can't think your way out of. Including a fight. If all else fails, stab that bad guy with a fork!” While I aspire to live up to all of that, I definitely keep forks handy for spontaneous stabby situations. FORK ON!
February 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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A screenshot of Steve Buscemi playing a role on Saturday Night Live. The character is an older man pretending to be a high school student and his trying to fit in is painfully awkward. He is saying “how do you do, fellow kids”. I cringed as I wrote that. Steve Buscemi is a national treasure.
February 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Look at the expressions on their faces. HAHAHAHA!
This is a screenshot from a video. In the video, a Protestant bishop named Mariann Budde spoke at the prayer service for Donald Trump’s first day as president (2025). At one point in her sermon, Bishop Budde spoke directly to Trump and asked him to show mercy on marginalized communities such as the LGBTQ+ and immigrant communities. In this photo of that moment Trump, Melania, JD Couchfucker Vance, Usha Couchfucker-Vance, and members of Trump’s family look absolutely appalled and angry that anyone would dare treat them like they are shitty bigoted people who actively harm people who are even a tiny bit different than them(which they most certainly are). What is interesting is that none of the people in this pic caught fire when they entered a place of worship. God is slipping a bit.
January 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Ummm, what is this list? Which one am I supposed to use?
Screenshot of Pixelfed’s sign up page that has a lot of endings that can be used to create a user name.
January 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Science: you can’t hear a picture.

Me:
This is a photo of a scene in the movie, Practical Magic. It shows Aunt Frances and Aunt Jet using magic to make a blender full of margaritas.
January 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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In contrast, when Dylann Roof murdered 9 Black people the cops took him to get a burger. This 👇🏻 was his protection detail:
This is a photo of murderer Dylann Roof being escorted by his protection detail. The detail is basically 2 or 3 cops who aren’t even wearing armored vests. The cops all have one handgun holstered to their waists. Dylann is wearing a very small vest that barely provides any protection.
December 20, 2024 at 12:47 AM