SharkBear
@sharkbear.bsky.social
You’re going to need a bigger boat..
🦈🐻💭: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:g4fbbppjumtcbtu4vrworpla/feed/aaamn6iznfzei
They/Them 🏳️🌈
🦈🐻💭: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:g4fbbppjumtcbtu4vrworpla/feed/aaamn6iznfzei
They/Them 🏳️🌈
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It feels like you’re being mean to me but I’m not entirely sure. I’m kinda turned on, regardless, so thanks.
December 8, 2023 at 7:12 PM
It feels like you’re being mean to me but I’m not entirely sure. I’m kinda turned on, regardless, so thanks.
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My mental illness passed so now I get to spend more quality time with my chronic pain. I treasure the moments.
December 9, 2023 at 12:02 AM
My mental illness passed so now I get to spend more quality time with my chronic pain. I treasure the moments.
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Like Endless Screaming, my reaction to posts is also variations of AAH.
Amusement
Amazement
Horror
Amusement
Amazement
Horror
December 9, 2023 at 12:11 AM
Like Endless Screaming, my reaction to posts is also variations of AAH.
Amusement
Amazement
Horror
Amusement
Amazement
Horror
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Spraying myself with water and bopping my nose with a newspaper because the two wolves inside me are both in heat
December 8, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Spraying myself with water and bopping my nose with a newspaper because the two wolves inside me are both in heat
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She ran calling Wildfire... but it's just me warning my cat the smoke detector is about to go off.
December 8, 2023 at 2:32 PM
She ran calling Wildfire... but it's just me warning my cat the smoke detector is about to go off.
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I get it Eeyore, if I had a nail in my ass I’d be in a bad mood too
December 6, 2023 at 12:48 AM
I get it Eeyore, if I had a nail in my ass I’d be in a bad mood too
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I remember when the internet was two tin cans and a string.
August 17, 2023 at 11:25 AM
I remember when the internet was two tin cans and a string.
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I think a lot about how they call it Poulet Frit Kentucky in Quebec
December 8, 2023 at 11:19 PM
I think a lot about how they call it Poulet Frit Kentucky in Quebec
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I’ll be monitoring the police radio scanner tonight while sipping Sanka from a white porcelain mug.
December 8, 2023 at 11:32 PM
I’ll be monitoring the police radio scanner tonight while sipping Sanka from a white porcelain mug.
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My attempt at impressing her with the tale of how I scared off a hangry bear on a camping trip was ruined when autocorrect decided I’d fired a warning ‘shit', instead.
Now she thinks I'm both a coward and not to be trusted on her furniture.
Now she thinks I'm both a coward and not to be trusted on her furniture.
December 8, 2023 at 12:31 PM
My attempt at impressing her with the tale of how I scared off a hangry bear on a camping trip was ruined when autocorrect decided I’d fired a warning ‘shit', instead.
Now she thinks I'm both a coward and not to be trusted on her furniture.
Now she thinks I'm both a coward and not to be trusted on her furniture.
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a thing you ought to know about me is that I’m just not right in the head
December 9, 2023 at 12:01 AM
a thing you ought to know about me is that I’m just not right in the head
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Taylor Swift is an excellent example of horseshoe theory. The fash and the fuckwits are almost indistinguishable in their hatred of successful women.
December 8, 2023 at 7:54 AM
Taylor Swift is an excellent example of horseshoe theory. The fash and the fuckwits are almost indistinguishable in their hatred of successful women.
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There's not much that brings out the "not my circus, not my monkeys" response more than being assured you'll be "corrected" if your attempts at support don't meet the exacting standards of online strangers.
December 8, 2023 at 9:36 PM
There's not much that brings out the "not my circus, not my monkeys" response more than being assured you'll be "corrected" if your attempts at support don't meet the exacting standards of online strangers.
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I didn’t subscribe to life and yet apparently I’m paying for it every single day wtf is this bullshit?
December 9, 2023 at 12:35 AM
I didn’t subscribe to life and yet apparently I’m paying for it every single day wtf is this bullshit?
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Some of you are here to share thoughts? Gross.
December 4, 2023 at 12:58 AM
Some of you are here to share thoughts? Gross.
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PEOPLE SAY “BEE, YOU SHOULDN’T TYPE ONLY IN CAPS.”
“PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU’RE ANGRY”
“ITS HARD TO CONVEY TONE IN A TEXT MESSAGE”
“YOURE BEING WEIRD”
BUT I CAN’T HEAR ANY OF THEIR CRITIQUES BECAUSE IM TOO 👏 BUSY 👏 SCREAMING 👏
“PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU’RE ANGRY”
“ITS HARD TO CONVEY TONE IN A TEXT MESSAGE”
“YOURE BEING WEIRD”
BUT I CAN’T HEAR ANY OF THEIR CRITIQUES BECAUSE IM TOO 👏 BUSY 👏 SCREAMING 👏
December 8, 2023 at 11:42 PM
PEOPLE SAY “BEE, YOU SHOULDN’T TYPE ONLY IN CAPS.”
“PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU’RE ANGRY”
“ITS HARD TO CONVEY TONE IN A TEXT MESSAGE”
“YOURE BEING WEIRD”
BUT I CAN’T HEAR ANY OF THEIR CRITIQUES BECAUSE IM TOO 👏 BUSY 👏 SCREAMING 👏
“PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU’RE ANGRY”
“ITS HARD TO CONVEY TONE IN A TEXT MESSAGE”
“YOURE BEING WEIRD”
BUT I CAN’T HEAR ANY OF THEIR CRITIQUES BECAUSE IM TOO 👏 BUSY 👏 SCREAMING 👏
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BY READING THIS POST YOU CONSENT TO LETTING ME PET YOUR DOG
December 8, 2023 at 11:32 PM
BY READING THIS POST YOU CONSENT TO LETTING ME PET YOUR DOG
I was hoping to start 2024 with a new lease on life but my application just got denied.
December 8, 2023 at 8:53 PM
I was hoping to start 2024 with a new lease on life but my application just got denied.
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I work with a flat-earther who thinks straight people are real 🤡
December 8, 2023 at 4:27 PM
I work with a flat-earther who thinks straight people are real 🤡
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He open carries a meat cleaver when he goes caroling, but that's just him.
December 8, 2023 at 4:32 PM
He open carries a meat cleaver when he goes caroling, but that's just him.
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor featuring an escape room! You have to stock the ark with the right liquor for it to set sail. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor featuring an escape room! You have to stock the ark with the right liquor for it to set sail. God bless.
December 8, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor featuring an escape room! You have to stock the ark with the right liquor for it to set sail. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor featuring an escape room! You have to stock the ark with the right liquor for it to set sail. God bless.
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When I say I'm not petty, I mean I wouldn't go all the way thru medical school just to leave you in a room full of mosquitoes before putting you in a full body cast. I would only think about it
December 8, 2023 at 2:20 PM
When I say I'm not petty, I mean I wouldn't go all the way thru medical school just to leave you in a room full of mosquitoes before putting you in a full body cast. I would only think about it
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I wonder what happened to all that time I used to use having fun on social media.
All I know is I don't have it anymore.
I checked the couch cushions
And the car.
Nothing.
All I know is I don't have it anymore.
I checked the couch cushions
And the car.
Nothing.
November 29, 2023 at 10:07 PM
I wonder what happened to all that time I used to use having fun on social media.
All I know is I don't have it anymore.
I checked the couch cushions
And the car.
Nothing.
All I know is I don't have it anymore.
I checked the couch cushions
And the car.
Nothing.