Shannon with a shhhhh
@seriouslystopit.bsky.social
I'm a really big fan of yours.
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Seeking out unsavory characters, roust-abouts, no-account drifters, ne'r-do-wells, vagabonds, gypsies, poets, beats, lion-tamers, sooth-sayers, gamers, grave-robbers, mesmerists, conjurers, vaudvillians, grifters, con-artists, musicians, and anyone who knows where their towel is.
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just me or are y'all getting a sorta bad feeling about this year?
March 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
just me or are y'all getting a sorta bad feeling about this year?
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*watching porn*
I hope they get married.
I hope they get married.
December 27, 2024 at 2:11 AM
*watching porn*
I hope they get married.
I hope they get married.
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can we abort baby new year
December 27, 2024 at 7:28 PM
can we abort baby new year
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Those scratches on me are from women scraping the bottom of the barrel.
December 27, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Those scratches on me are from women scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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my bluesky score is 'village idiot'
December 27, 2024 at 6:10 PM
my bluesky score is 'village idiot'
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opened my third eye but it is *also* nearsighted
December 27, 2024 at 8:18 PM
opened my third eye but it is *also* nearsighted
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It’s OK, little clearance items.
Nobody wanted me this Christmas, either.
Nobody wanted me this Christmas, either.
December 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
It’s OK, little clearance items.
Nobody wanted me this Christmas, either.
Nobody wanted me this Christmas, either.
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The lost art of vainly shaking your fist at someone in silence.
December 19, 2024 at 1:53 AM
The lost art of vainly shaking your fist at someone in silence.
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move aside, let the ma’am go through, let the ma’am go through you must cut clean, take the elevator to the mezzanine, chump change and it's on
super bon-bon, super bon-bon
super bon-bon, super bon-bon
December 19, 2024 at 12:20 AM
move aside, let the ma’am go through, let the ma’am go through you must cut clean, take the elevator to the mezzanine, chump change and it's on
super bon-bon, super bon-bon
super bon-bon, super bon-bon
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Purchasing the wrong brand of pickles is a Vlasic mistake
December 18, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Purchasing the wrong brand of pickles is a Vlasic mistake
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I’m so behind, here’s a stack of reSkeets piling up on my desk
December 19, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I’m so behind, here’s a stack of reSkeets piling up on my desk
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(Grocery store)
Hi little green pepper, I'm taking you home with me!
Would you prefer a slow death in the fridge or would you rather go straight to the composter?
Hi little green pepper, I'm taking you home with me!
Would you prefer a slow death in the fridge or would you rather go straight to the composter?
December 16, 2024 at 12:08 PM
(Grocery store)
Hi little green pepper, I'm taking you home with me!
Would you prefer a slow death in the fridge or would you rather go straight to the composter?
Hi little green pepper, I'm taking you home with me!
Would you prefer a slow death in the fridge or would you rather go straight to the composter?
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reverse cowgirl so i can wrap my xmas gifts too
December 16, 2024 at 12:20 PM
reverse cowgirl so i can wrap my xmas gifts too
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I don’t know how to explain this but the 90s were 10 years ago and the 70s were 100 years ago
December 16, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I don’t know how to explain this but the 90s were 10 years ago and the 70s were 100 years ago
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All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety
December 16, 2024 at 11:50 PM
All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety
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I hope the people at CVS know I’m wearing Adidas track pants like a 20 year old Scandinavian fashion influencer and not like a dad who hasn’t updated his wardrobe since 1992
December 17, 2024 at 2:43 AM
I hope the people at CVS know I’m wearing Adidas track pants like a 20 year old Scandinavian fashion influencer and not like a dad who hasn’t updated his wardrobe since 1992
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just like a honey baked ham, i’m totally spiraling guys.
December 16, 2024 at 10:33 PM
just like a honey baked ham, i’m totally spiraling guys.
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reading immanuel kant’s critique of pure reason and writing WRONG!!! and IDIOT!! in the margins of all the pages he’s wrong or being an idiot on
December 17, 2024 at 2:30 AM
reading immanuel kant’s critique of pure reason and writing WRONG!!! and IDIOT!! in the margins of all the pages he’s wrong or being an idiot on
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Adult films give younger people the wrong idea of how quick a plumber can come to your house 🤣
December 17, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Adult films give younger people the wrong idea of how quick a plumber can come to your house 🤣
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i am woman, hear me type a novel to your one word text.
December 16, 2024 at 7:57 PM
i am woman, hear me type a novel to your one word text.
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I'm not just mad, I'm disappointing.
December 16, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I'm not just mad, I'm disappointing.