Sarah
@thetigersez.bsky.social
Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car.
I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
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Sarah
@thetigersez.bsky.social
· Jul 11
I regret to inform everyone that I’ve decided to once again be chaotic online
The internet is mostly trash but watching idiots in Kentucky or where the fuck ever who have never left their hometown population 765 get big mad online about the mayor of NYC is honestly the funniest shit I’ve seen in awhile
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The internet is mostly trash but watching idiots in Kentucky or where the fuck ever who have never left their hometown population 765 get big mad online about the mayor of NYC is honestly the funniest shit I’ve seen in awhile
Every day at 6:30am I take a little 3 mile walk, and every day I walk past a house that absolutely reeks of marijuana smoke, and lemme tell you only one of us is doing life right and it sure as shit isn’t me
September 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Every day at 6:30am I take a little 3 mile walk, and every day I walk past a house that absolutely reeks of marijuana smoke, and lemme tell you only one of us is doing life right and it sure as shit isn’t me
I’m going to have as much empathy for Charlie Kirk getting shot as he does for innocent children who are victims of gun violence
September 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’m going to have as much empathy for Charlie Kirk getting shot as he does for innocent children who are victims of gun violence
Not surviving, not thriving, some other third thing. (Spiraling)
September 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Not surviving, not thriving, some other third thing. (Spiraling)
The Taylor Swift engagement is huge news for my community (annoying white women)
August 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The Taylor Swift engagement is huge news for my community (annoying white women)
I’ve started responding “pretty bad” when people ask how I’m doing, and that’s why I’m the most fun person at parties
August 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’ve started responding “pretty bad” when people ask how I’m doing, and that’s why I’m the most fun person at parties
Y’all ever feel like you’re being suffocated by the heaviness of all the horrors in our nightmare world but in, like, a sexy way
August 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Y’all ever feel like you’re being suffocated by the heaviness of all the horrors in our nightmare world but in, like, a sexy way
Oopsie once again accidentally built a following on a platform that doesn’t have monetization, I’m so good at the internet
August 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Oopsie once again accidentally built a following on a platform that doesn’t have monetization, I’m so good at the internet
The worst thing about being middle aged is realizing you’re only halfway done with this bullshit
August 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The worst thing about being middle aged is realizing you’re only halfway done with this bullshit
Men who are publicly mourning Hulk Hogan on social media should be put on a registry
July 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Men who are publicly mourning Hulk Hogan on social media should be put on a registry
Have I ever actually used a pocket in a dress, No. But am I going to stop getting irrationally excited about a dress having pockets, also No
July 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Have I ever actually used a pocket in a dress, No. But am I going to stop getting irrationally excited about a dress having pockets, also No
Bad news everyone I’m hot and mean again
July 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Bad news everyone I’m hot and mean again
So you think the US will make it to her 250th birthday or nah
July 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
So you think the US will make it to her 250th birthday or nah
Called the liquid that first comes out of a ketchup bottle “pre-cum” and now this family barbecue is super awkward
July 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Called the liquid that first comes out of a ketchup bottle “pre-cum” and now this family barbecue is super awkward
People who aren’t depressed right now, like, actually what the fuck
July 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
People who aren’t depressed right now, like, actually what the fuck
The good news is I’ve finally weaned off all my post op pain meds so my mind is clear and I can focus on things other than myself again, and the bad news is my mind is clear and I can focus on things other than myself again
June 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The good news is I’ve finally weaned off all my post op pain meds so my mind is clear and I can focus on things other than myself again, and the bad news is my mind is clear and I can focus on things other than myself again
Honestly I thought hell would have less bombs and more orgies 🤷🏼♀️
June 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Honestly I thought hell would have less bombs and more orgies 🤷🏼♀️
Every day of 2025 has felt like the longest day of the year, so no Becky, I’m not excited for the solstice.
June 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Every day of 2025 has felt like the longest day of the year, so no Becky, I’m not excited for the solstice.
*remembers that people love it when you take an interest in their hobbies* Soo, what’s it like being a complete dipshit?
June 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
*remembers that people love it when you take an interest in their hobbies* Soo, what’s it like being a complete dipshit?
I would like just one morning where I read the news and don’t think “what a disappointing day to be an American”
June 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I would like just one morning where I read the news and don’t think “what a disappointing day to be an American”
Always the wrong people getting assassinated
June 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Always the wrong people getting assassinated
Hi fam! To offset some of the (staggering) cost of my spine surgery I’m selling some really good items from my personal collection (designer clothes & bags, vintage pieces, fine jewelry) on Poshmark. Check it out & please @ me if you want something so I can give you a good deal❤️
posh.mk/upeZK5cGSTb
posh.mk/upeZK5cGSTb
posh.mk
June 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hi fam! To offset some of the (staggering) cost of my spine surgery I’m selling some really good items from my personal collection (designer clothes & bags, vintage pieces, fine jewelry) on Poshmark. Check it out & please @ me if you want something so I can give you a good deal❤️
posh.mk/upeZK5cGSTb
posh.mk/upeZK5cGSTb
I keep seeing people complain that Bluesky is dead but I’m getting 100s of new followers a day so maybe y’all should just try doing better posts idk
May 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I keep seeing people complain that Bluesky is dead but I’m getting 100s of new followers a day so maybe y’all should just try doing better posts idk
For the past 5 nights I have dreamt about a different ex boyfriend from various points in my life, and the only reasonable explanation for this ghosts of Christmas past nonsense is obviously that a witch has put a curse on me
May 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
For the past 5 nights I have dreamt about a different ex boyfriend from various points in my life, and the only reasonable explanation for this ghosts of Christmas past nonsense is obviously that a witch has put a curse on me
Turns out when I prayed for the president to get cancer I should have been more specific
May 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Turns out when I prayed for the president to get cancer I should have been more specific