Sarah
@thetigersez.bsky.social
Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car.
I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
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Sarah
@thetigersez.bsky.social
· Jul 11
I regret to inform everyone that I’ve decided to once again be chaotic online
Bad Bunny performance went so hard the person who has to scrape off overcooked steak thrown at the walls at Mar a Lago is gonna have to put in for overtime
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Bad Bunny performance went so hard the person who has to scrape off overcooked steak thrown at the walls at Mar a Lago is gonna have to put in for overtime
Added “Catherine O’Hara is dead but Donald Trump is still alive” to my ‘Proof There is No God’ list
January 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Added “Catherine O’Hara is dead but Donald Trump is still alive” to my ‘Proof There is No God’ list
Last year at this time I was awaiting spine surgery, completely gorked out on pain meds and utterly oblivious to anything happening in the world outside of myself and my pain and I miss that so much
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Last year at this time I was awaiting spine surgery, completely gorked out on pain meds and utterly oblivious to anything happening in the world outside of myself and my pain and I miss that so much
If you ever feel like you’re a bad person who is failing at life just remember that there are people who support ICE so you’re doing great sweetie🫶
January 25, 2026 at 12:22 AM
If you ever feel like you’re a bad person who is failing at life just remember that there are people who support ICE so you’re doing great sweetie🫶
Does anyone know if 2026 has a 14 or 30 day return policy, because I would like to exchange it for a new year, this one came broken
January 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Does anyone know if 2026 has a 14 or 30 day return policy, because I would like to exchange it for a new year, this one came broken
It’s never the right corrupt dictator president who refuses to leave office getting snatched outta his bed and hauled away in the middle of the night 🙃
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
It’s never the right corrupt dictator president who refuses to leave office getting snatched outta his bed and hauled away in the middle of the night 🙃
Merry Christmas to firstborn daughters and literally nobody else
December 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Merry Christmas to firstborn daughters and literally nobody else
I just feel like no one at the post office even cared that I was wearing a 1989 A/W archival Comme des Garçon full length wool cape over the pajamas I’ve had on for 3 days
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I just feel like no one at the post office even cared that I was wearing a 1989 A/W archival Comme des Garçon full length wool cape over the pajamas I’ve had on for 3 days
Last night I met a guy and when he told me he was from Ireland I said “I love your exits,” ya girl has still fuckin got it
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Last night I met a guy and when he told me he was from Ireland I said “I love your exits,” ya girl has still fuckin got it
The internet is mostly trash but watching idiots in Kentucky or where the fuck ever who have never left their hometown population 765 get big mad online about the mayor of NYC is honestly the funniest shit I’ve seen in awhile
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The internet is mostly trash but watching idiots in Kentucky or where the fuck ever who have never left their hometown population 765 get big mad online about the mayor of NYC is honestly the funniest shit I’ve seen in awhile
Every day at 6:30am I take a little 3 mile walk, and every day I walk past a house that absolutely reeks of marijuana smoke, and lemme tell you only one of us is doing life right and it sure as shit isn’t me
September 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Every day at 6:30am I take a little 3 mile walk, and every day I walk past a house that absolutely reeks of marijuana smoke, and lemme tell you only one of us is doing life right and it sure as shit isn’t me
I’m going to have as much empathy for Charlie Kirk getting shot as he does for innocent children who are victims of gun violence
September 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’m going to have as much empathy for Charlie Kirk getting shot as he does for innocent children who are victims of gun violence
Not surviving, not thriving, some other third thing. (Spiraling)
September 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Not surviving, not thriving, some other third thing. (Spiraling)
The Taylor Swift engagement is huge news for my community (annoying white women)
August 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The Taylor Swift engagement is huge news for my community (annoying white women)
I’ve started responding “pretty bad” when people ask how I’m doing, and that’s why I’m the most fun person at parties
August 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’ve started responding “pretty bad” when people ask how I’m doing, and that’s why I’m the most fun person at parties
Y’all ever feel like you’re being suffocated by the heaviness of all the horrors in our nightmare world but in, like, a sexy way
August 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Y’all ever feel like you’re being suffocated by the heaviness of all the horrors in our nightmare world but in, like, a sexy way
Oopsie once again accidentally built a following on a platform that doesn’t have monetization, I’m so good at the internet
August 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Oopsie once again accidentally built a following on a platform that doesn’t have monetization, I’m so good at the internet
The worst thing about being middle aged is realizing you’re only halfway done with this bullshit
August 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The worst thing about being middle aged is realizing you’re only halfway done with this bullshit
Men who are publicly mourning Hulk Hogan on social media should be put on a registry
July 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Men who are publicly mourning Hulk Hogan on social media should be put on a registry
Have I ever actually used a pocket in a dress, No. But am I going to stop getting irrationally excited about a dress having pockets, also No
July 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Have I ever actually used a pocket in a dress, No. But am I going to stop getting irrationally excited about a dress having pockets, also No
Bad news everyone I’m hot and mean again
July 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Bad news everyone I’m hot and mean again
So you think the US will make it to her 250th birthday or nah
July 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
So you think the US will make it to her 250th birthday or nah
Called the liquid that first comes out of a ketchup bottle “pre-cum” and now this family barbecue is super awkward
July 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Called the liquid that first comes out of a ketchup bottle “pre-cum” and now this family barbecue is super awkward
People who aren’t depressed right now, like, actually what the fuck
July 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
People who aren’t depressed right now, like, actually what the fuck
The good news is I’ve finally weaned off all my post op pain meds so my mind is clear and I can focus on things other than myself again, and the bad news is my mind is clear and I can focus on things other than myself again
June 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The good news is I’ve finally weaned off all my post op pain meds so my mind is clear and I can focus on things other than myself again, and the bad news is my mind is clear and I can focus on things other than myself again