Sarah
@thetigersez.bsky.social
Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car.
I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
RIP to the best boy who ever lived, I still miss him every day❤️
March 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
RIP to the best boy who ever lived, I still miss him every day❤️
Finally getting spine surgery for a herniated disc that has left me completely debilitated on the floor for 4 months. Send me some Ts&Ps if you’re into that sort of thing, but more importantly in the unlikely chance I don’t make it, please tell everyone I died doing what I loved: the most.
March 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Finally getting spine surgery for a herniated disc that has left me completely debilitated on the floor for 4 months. Send me some Ts&Ps if you’re into that sort of thing, but more importantly in the unlikely chance I don’t make it, please tell everyone I died doing what I loved: the most.
It’s so important to start your day with a balanced breakfast
March 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s so important to start your day with a balanced breakfast
I can’t DM photos so…
February 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I can’t DM photos so…
Next week I’m having desperately needed spine surgery for a herniated disc that has caused debilitating pain for 4 months. Despite having “good” insurance it’s going to cost me $8,700. If you’re able, I could really use help paying the $6,887 that is due pre op. VenMo is thetigersez Thank you sm❤️
February 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Next week I’m having desperately needed spine surgery for a herniated disc that has caused debilitating pain for 4 months. Despite having “good” insurance it’s going to cost me $8,700. If you’re able, I could really use help paying the $6,887 that is due pre op. VenMo is thetigersez Thank you sm❤️
More, because boomers cannot be stopped.
February 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
More, because boomers cannot be stopped.
Checked in on Facebook and the boomers are in such a tizzy over Kendrick’s Super Bowl performance, I might actually pass away from laughter
February 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Checked in on Facebook and the boomers are in such a tizzy over Kendrick’s Super Bowl performance, I might actually pass away from laughter
Taught the little princess about leaves and that a lady never shows her feet for free
January 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Taught the little princess about leaves and that a lady never shows her feet for free
I was gonna heart it, but I didn’t want to be the one to ruin it
January 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I was gonna heart it, but I didn’t want to be the one to ruin it
This is so fucking funny I cant breathe
January 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is so fucking funny I cant breathe
whAT dO YOu MEaN “faCEbOOk pEOpLE”
*alt text for all 4 photos: people not understanding my posts are jokes and responding to them completely seriously. It’s giving “today their first day online”*
*alt text for all 4 photos: people not understanding my posts are jokes and responding to them completely seriously. It’s giving “today their first day online”*
January 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
whAT dO YOu MEaN “faCEbOOk pEOpLE”
*alt text for all 4 photos: people not understanding my posts are jokes and responding to them completely seriously. It’s giving “today their first day online”*
*alt text for all 4 photos: people not understanding my posts are jokes and responding to them completely seriously. It’s giving “today their first day online”*
Finally got to see my MRI and I’m delighted to report that my herniated disc is dick shaped because even when I’m injured, I remain on brand
January 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Finally got to see my MRI and I’m delighted to report that my herniated disc is dick shaped because even when I’m injured, I remain on brand
I’m fine, it’s fine, everything is fine.
January 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’m fine, it’s fine, everything is fine.
I have had this phone for 4 years
January 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I have had this phone for 4 years
I hope ya’ll are proud of yourselves
January 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I hope ya’ll are proud of yourselves
When the hair brands show up here I better get all the sponsorship deals fr
January 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When the hair brands show up here I better get all the sponsorship deals fr
My father, as always, remains immune to my bullshit
December 28, 2024 at 1:06 AM
My father, as always, remains immune to my bullshit
This is a fashion account now.
December 17, 2024 at 2:51 AM
This is a fashion account now.
So you’re telling me the UHC shooter is hot AND funny 😍
December 8, 2024 at 12:37 AM
So you’re telling me the UHC shooter is hot AND funny 😍
I’m your dad in the 80s
December 7, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I’m your dad in the 80s
I made my niece a toddler charcuterie board and I swear to god she better remember this if I ever need a kidney
November 29, 2024 at 3:39 AM
I made my niece a toddler charcuterie board and I swear to god she better remember this if I ever need a kidney
And as I pressed send on my post and waited for the dopamine hit that never came I couldn’t help but wonder, had social media lost its magic or had I
November 23, 2024 at 3:41 PM
And as I pressed send on my post and waited for the dopamine hit that never came I couldn’t help but wonder, had social media lost its magic or had I
Here’s a pic of me smoking in 2012 as a little treat
November 22, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Here’s a pic of me smoking in 2012 as a little treat
Riley deserved better
November 20, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Riley deserved better