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Sarah
@thetigersez.bsky.social
Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car.
I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
RIP to the best boy who ever lived, I still miss him every day❤️
March 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Finally getting spine surgery for a herniated disc that has left me completely debilitated on the floor for 4 months. Send me some Ts&Ps if you’re into that sort of thing, but more importantly in the unlikely chance I don’t make it, please tell everyone I died doing what I loved: the most.
March 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It’s so important to start your day with a balanced breakfast
March 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I can’t DM photos so…
February 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Next week I’m having desperately needed spine surgery for a herniated disc that has caused debilitating pain for 4 months. Despite having “good” insurance it’s going to cost me $8,700. If you’re able, I could really use help paying the $6,887 that is due pre op. VenMo is thetigersez Thank you sm❤️
February 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
More, because boomers cannot be stopped.
February 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Checked in on Facebook and the boomers are in such a tizzy over Kendrick’s Super Bowl performance, I might actually pass away from laughter
February 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Taught the little princess about leaves and that a lady never shows her feet for free
January 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I was gonna heart it, but I didn’t want to be the one to ruin it
January 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is so fucking funny I cant breathe
January 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
whAT dO YOu MEaN “faCEbOOk pEOpLE”

*alt text for all 4 photos: people not understanding my posts are jokes and responding to them completely seriously. It’s giving “today their first day online”*
January 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Still cute tho
January 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Finally got to see my MRI and I’m delighted to report that my herniated disc is dick shaped because even when I’m injured, I remain on brand
January 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m fine, it’s fine, everything is fine.
January 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I have had this phone for 4 years
January 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I hope ya’ll are proud of yourselves
January 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
When the hair brands show up here I better get all the sponsorship deals fr
January 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My father, as always, remains immune to my bullshit
December 28, 2024 at 1:06 AM
This is a fashion account now.
December 17, 2024 at 2:51 AM
So you’re telling me the UHC shooter is hot AND funny 😍
December 8, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I’m your dad in the 80s
December 7, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I made my niece a toddler charcuterie board and I swear to god she better remember this if I ever need a kidney
November 29, 2024 at 3:39 AM
And as I pressed send on my post and waited for the dopamine hit that never came I couldn’t help but wonder, had social media lost its magic or had I
November 23, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Here’s a pic of me smoking in 2012 as a little treat
November 22, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Riley deserved better
November 20, 2024 at 5:44 PM