Sean Phipps
@seanmphipps.bsky.social
Comedy TikTok: @narratemyphotosean
🌄 Destination Marketer | Chattanooga Tourism Co.
🎨 Creative strategist with a love for storytelling
🎭 humorist and book nerd
📍 Proud #Chattanooga native
🌄 Destination Marketer | Chattanooga Tourism Co.
🎨 Creative strategist with a love for storytelling
🎭 humorist and book nerd
📍 Proud #Chattanooga native
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Every interview:
god is good
Is he tho?
god is good
Is he tho?
February 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Every interview:
god is good
Is he tho?
god is good
Is he tho?
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They keep mentioning God.
Who knows who’s listening up there but Washington weather teams are reporting thick shafts of angry yellow vomit cascading from the sky.
Who knows who’s listening up there but Washington weather teams are reporting thick shafts of angry yellow vomit cascading from the sky.
January 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
They keep mentioning God.
Who knows who’s listening up there but Washington weather teams are reporting thick shafts of angry yellow vomit cascading from the sky.
Who knows who’s listening up there but Washington weather teams are reporting thick shafts of angry yellow vomit cascading from the sky.
Just “hanging around indefinitely” is about all I can muster too these days…
January 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just “hanging around indefinitely” is about all I can muster too these days…
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Dentist just told me that he needs to put me down.
December 31, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Dentist just told me that he needs to put me down.
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He’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
December 9, 2024 at 11:35 PM
He’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
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if a snowman magically came to life in front of me i would bash its head in with a shovel
December 16, 2024 at 4:14 PM
if a snowman magically came to life in front of me i would bash its head in with a shovel
I’m equal parts proud and mortified.
My son is 4.
My son is 4.
December 21, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I’m equal parts proud and mortified.
My son is 4.
My son is 4.
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Living luxuriously
December 9, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Living luxuriously
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I will join the conference call after I have concluded my lamentations
December 9, 2024 at 6:13 AM
I will join the conference call after I have concluded my lamentations
Ok, so I think I ate too much turkey. My thighs are bulging.
December 2, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Ok, so I think I ate too much turkey. My thighs are bulging.
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imagine it’s a Tuesday evening and you’re at the main grocery store on the Death Star and, upon entering the produce section, you spot Darth Vader by the bananas and he’s wearing Birkenstocks
November 30, 2024 at 9:05 PM
imagine it’s a Tuesday evening and you’re at the main grocery store on the Death Star and, upon entering the produce section, you spot Darth Vader by the bananas and he’s wearing Birkenstocks
Be careful if you watch “The Snowman” on Pluto and go make dinner or something…
November 30, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Be careful if you watch “The Snowman” on Pluto and go make dinner or something…
Thanksgiving hitting higher this year. More upper-abdomen bloat.
November 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Thanksgiving hitting higher this year. More upper-abdomen bloat.
My uncle just asked if we’re brining the turkey in “liberal tears,” so Thanksgiving is already off to a great start. 🙄
November 28, 2024 at 1:22 PM
My uncle just asked if we’re brining the turkey in “liberal tears,” so Thanksgiving is already off to a great start. 🙄
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a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
November 28, 2024 at 3:39 AM
a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
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BARTENDER: what’ll it be
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
November 26, 2024 at 6:44 PM
BARTENDER: what’ll it be
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
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COP: do you know why I stopped you
ME: is it related to my crimes
ME: is it related to my crimes
January 14, 2024 at 9:01 AM
COP: do you know why I stopped you
ME: is it related to my crimes
ME: is it related to my crimes
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Don't forget to peel the skin off of the turkey tomorrow and wear it on your face to impress the relatives
November 27, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Don't forget to peel the skin off of the turkey tomorrow and wear it on your face to impress the relatives
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Every conversation that my Dad starts with me feels like it could end with finding out about a half sibling.
November 26, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Every conversation that my Dad starts with me feels like it could end with finding out about a half sibling.
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[eyeball dangling from socket]
Haha I think it’s just allergies
Haha I think it’s just allergies
November 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM
[eyeball dangling from socket]
Haha I think it’s just allergies
Haha I think it’s just allergies
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Her: Do that thing I like
Me: leaves
Me: leaves
November 19, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Her: Do that thing I like
Me: leaves
Me: leaves
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Thin Lizzy: Guess who just got back today?
Me: Is it the boys? It's the boys isn't it
Me: Is it the boys? It's the boys isn't it
November 23, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Thin Lizzy: Guess who just got back today?
Me: Is it the boys? It's the boys isn't it
Me: Is it the boys? It's the boys isn't it
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I just felt a tiny ant crawling on my hand and impulsively blew it onto the carpet instead of killing it, and now I’m sad as I imagine it wandering aimlessly through an endless forest of identical blue trees, slowly losing its mind.
November 21, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I just felt a tiny ant crawling on my hand and impulsively blew it onto the carpet instead of killing it, and now I’m sad as I imagine it wandering aimlessly through an endless forest of identical blue trees, slowly losing its mind.
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a 25 year gap in my résumé that just says “poetry”
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
a 25 year gap in my résumé that just says “poetry”