Chadywak
@chadywak.bsky.social
Professional Pet sitter/Dog lover. Mets fan. TarHeel. Simpsons addict. Live music is my escape
Corny jokes and memes. 🏀⚾️🏈🎵🐕🐶
He/Him
Corny jokes and memes. 🏀⚾️🏈🎵🐕🐶
He/Him
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Chadywak
@chadywak.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Why are hamburger and tuna the only foods that need help?
We used to dance like no one was watching.
Because nobody was.
Because nobody was.
January 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
We used to dance like no one was watching.
Because nobody was.
Because nobody was.
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
Petition to change the National Anthem to "Know Your Enemy" by Green Day
January 26, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Petition to change the National Anthem to "Know Your Enemy" by Green Day
Who will be our Mockingjay?
January 25, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Who will be our Mockingjay?
This is Duckie. He will train to be a cadaver dog. His special skill is he hears them rather than smell.
January 24, 2026 at 1:28 PM
This is Duckie. He will train to be a cadaver dog. His special skill is he hears them rather than smell.
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Cybernating = hibernating while playing on the internet.
Definitely cybernating this week, fuck the cold.
Definitely cybernating this week, fuck the cold.
January 24, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Cybernating = hibernating while playing on the internet.
Definitely cybernating this week, fuck the cold.
Definitely cybernating this week, fuck the cold.
Me walking my dogs this weekend during a winter storm.
January 23, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Me walking my dogs this weekend during a winter storm.
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gave my horse some hellmann's and now it mayoneighs
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gave my horse some hellmann's and now it mayoneighs
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it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
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Getting a Nobel peace prize these days is really Machado about nothing
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Getting a Nobel peace prize these days is really Machado about nothing
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Butcher offered me some cured meats. I said I didn’t even know they were sick
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Butcher offered me some cured meats. I said I didn’t even know they were sick
If an ICE agent has a meltdown, does he still exist?
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
If an ICE agent has a meltdown, does he still exist?
Her: "There's just no electricity between us"
Me: rubs foot on carpet and touches her arm
*gets shocked
Me: "How about now?"
Me: rubs foot on carpet and touches her arm
*gets shocked
Me: "How about now?"
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Her: "There's just no electricity between us"
Me: rubs foot on carpet and touches her arm
*gets shocked
Me: "How about now?"
Me: rubs foot on carpet and touches her arm
*gets shocked
Me: "How about now?"
I'm going to see Jason Isbell tonight. He's doing an all acoustic set at the Durham Performing Arts Center. He's by far my favorite artist. Really excited!
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I'm going to see Jason Isbell tonight. He's doing an all acoustic set at the Durham Performing Arts Center. He's by far my favorite artist. Really excited!
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ME: time to sleep
BRAIN: a blanket should be called a ____et
BRAIN: a blanket should be called a ____et
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
ME: time to sleep
BRAIN: a blanket should be called a ____et
BRAIN: a blanket should be called a ____et
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babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
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[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
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Today (everyday) is a great day to foster a dog or cat. Especially if you live somewhere with cold weather.
January 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Today (everyday) is a great day to foster a dog or cat. Especially if you live somewhere with cold weather.
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they made a whole website for people who used to carry their backpacks with one strap only
January 9, 2026 at 1:39 PM
they made a whole website for people who used to carry their backpacks with one strap only
I hang out with a high class of people. As in, we are all high.
January 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I hang out with a high class of people. As in, we are all high.
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whoever stole the devil's hairpiece will have hell toupee
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
whoever stole the devil's hairpiece will have hell toupee
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people are always like “just post good and you’ll get likes and reposts” and i’m just like “no”
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
people are always like “just post good and you’ll get likes and reposts” and i’m just like “no”
I tried to put 54 candles on my birthday cake today and Smokey the Bear mauled me.
January 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I tried to put 54 candles on my birthday cake today and Smokey the Bear mauled me.
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What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?
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Billionaires never say "if I had a nickel for every time" because they do get a nickel for every time
January 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Billionaires never say "if I had a nickel for every time" because they do get a nickel for every time