Chadywak
@chadywak.bsky.social
Professional Pet sitter/Dog lover. Mets fan. TarHeel. Simpsons addict. Live music is my escape
Corny jokes and memes. 🏀⚾️🏈🎵🐕🐶
He/Him
Corny jokes and memes. 🏀⚾️🏈🎵🐕🐶
He/Him
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Chadywak
@chadywak.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Why are hamburger and tuna the only foods that need help?
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dear god, if you exist, please send us a reporter brave enough to ask him about the pants shitting
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
dear god, if you exist, please send us a reporter brave enough to ask him about the pants shitting
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There are so many microplastics in my balls that they have LEGO piece numbers
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
There are so many microplastics in my balls that they have LEGO piece numbers
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jockey:
owner: mind if i pay you under the stable
owner: mind if i pay you under the stable
February 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
jockey:
owner: mind if i pay you under the stable
owner: mind if i pay you under the stable
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STYLIST: I have an idea.
CHAPPELL ROAN: Go ahead.
STYLIST: You know your nipples?
CHAPPELL ROAN: I'm listening.
CHAPPELL ROAN: Go ahead.
STYLIST: You know your nipples?
CHAPPELL ROAN: I'm listening.
February 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
STYLIST: I have an idea.
CHAPPELL ROAN: Go ahead.
STYLIST: You know your nipples?
CHAPPELL ROAN: I'm listening.
CHAPPELL ROAN: Go ahead.
STYLIST: You know your nipples?
CHAPPELL ROAN: I'm listening.
My best posts are the ones I think of when I'm nowhere near my phone and then forget
February 2, 2026 at 5:27 AM
My best posts are the ones I think of when I'm nowhere near my phone and then forget
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
This business is just about to take off.
Starting a new business making guillotines.
February 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
This business is just about to take off.
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they should invent an uncrustable quiche
January 31, 2026 at 8:55 PM
they should invent an uncrustable quiche
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[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
We got about 4 inches of snow. If it gets any deeper, I'm going to need a ruler.
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
We got about 4 inches of snow. If it gets any deeper, I'm going to need a ruler.
We used to dance like no one was watching.
Because nobody was.
Because nobody was.
January 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
We used to dance like no one was watching.
Because nobody was.
Because nobody was.
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
Petition to change the National Anthem to "Know Your Enemy" by Green Day
January 26, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Petition to change the National Anthem to "Know Your Enemy" by Green Day
Who will be our Mockingjay?
January 25, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Who will be our Mockingjay?
This is Duckie. He will train to be a cadaver dog. His special skill is he hears them rather than smell.
January 24, 2026 at 1:28 PM
This is Duckie. He will train to be a cadaver dog. His special skill is he hears them rather than smell.
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Cybernating = hibernating while playing on the internet.
Definitely cybernating this week, fuck the cold.
Definitely cybernating this week, fuck the cold.
January 24, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Cybernating = hibernating while playing on the internet.
Definitely cybernating this week, fuck the cold.
Definitely cybernating this week, fuck the cold.
Me walking my dogs this weekend during a winter storm.
January 23, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Me walking my dogs this weekend during a winter storm.
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gave my horse some hellmann's and now it mayoneighs
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gave my horse some hellmann's and now it mayoneighs
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it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
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Getting a Nobel peace prize these days is really Machado about nothing
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Getting a Nobel peace prize these days is really Machado about nothing
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Butcher offered me some cured meats. I said I didn’t even know they were sick
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Butcher offered me some cured meats. I said I didn’t even know they were sick
If an ICE agent has a meltdown, does he still exist?
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
If an ICE agent has a meltdown, does he still exist?
Her: "There's just no electricity between us"
Me: rubs foot on carpet and touches her arm
*gets shocked
Me: "How about now?"
Me: rubs foot on carpet and touches her arm
*gets shocked
Me: "How about now?"
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Her: "There's just no electricity between us"
Me: rubs foot on carpet and touches her arm
*gets shocked
Me: "How about now?"
Me: rubs foot on carpet and touches her arm
*gets shocked
Me: "How about now?"
I'm going to see Jason Isbell tonight. He's doing an all acoustic set at the Durham Performing Arts Center. He's by far my favorite artist. Really excited!
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I'm going to see Jason Isbell tonight. He's doing an all acoustic set at the Durham Performing Arts Center. He's by far my favorite artist. Really excited!