Chadywak
@chadywak.bsky.social
Professional Pet sitter/Dog lover. Mets fan. TarHeel. Simpsons addict. Live music is my escape
Corny jokes and memes. 🏀⚾️🏈🎵🐕🐶
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Corny jokes and memes. 🏀⚾️🏈🎵🐕🐶
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Chadywak
@chadywak.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Why are hamburger and tuna the only foods that need help?
Megyn Kelly turned into an R. Kelly remix
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Megyn Kelly turned into an R. Kelly remix
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
I'm waiting to get an ultrasound, and I'm wondering why they are so quiet. Something called ultrasound should be loud as hell.
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm waiting to get an ultrasound, and I'm wondering why they are so quiet. Something called ultrasound should be loud as hell.
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Disabled folk don’t just deserve survival.
They deserve love, support, compassion, respect…
And to have the means and ability to live the best quality of life possible for them, in their circumstances.
This should be the bare minimum.
They deserve love, support, compassion, respect…
And to have the means and ability to live the best quality of life possible for them, in their circumstances.
This should be the bare minimum.
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Disabled folk don’t just deserve survival.
They deserve love, support, compassion, respect…
And to have the means and ability to live the best quality of life possible for them, in their circumstances.
This should be the bare minimum.
They deserve love, support, compassion, respect…
And to have the means and ability to live the best quality of life possible for them, in their circumstances.
This should be the bare minimum.
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
Nothing worse than a depressed shitposter
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Nothing worse than a depressed shitposter
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Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
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I was wondering why my posts weren't getting any likes but it turns out they're not very good
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I was wondering why my posts weren't getting any likes but it turns out they're not very good
I finally got rid of that gonorrhea infection. Pls clap.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I finally got rid of that gonorrhea infection. Pls clap.
The Oval Office looks like someone got a new Cricut machine and is trying every new function.
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Oval Office looks like someone got a new Cricut machine and is trying every new function.
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That disabled person you are judging?
Chances are they are already doing far more than they “should”, to the detriment of their own health.
Chances are they are acting “fine”, to make you feel more comfortable.
Chances are they'll get home and struggle to function as a result.
Chances are they are already doing far more than they “should”, to the detriment of their own health.
Chances are they are acting “fine”, to make you feel more comfortable.
Chances are they'll get home and struggle to function as a result.
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 AM
That disabled person you are judging?
Chances are they are already doing far more than they “should”, to the detriment of their own health.
Chances are they are acting “fine”, to make you feel more comfortable.
Chances are they'll get home and struggle to function as a result.
Chances are they are already doing far more than they “should”, to the detriment of their own health.
Chances are they are acting “fine”, to make you feel more comfortable.
Chances are they'll get home and struggle to function as a result.
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now
Those drive-thru lines at Chik Fil A can be a mile long, but those kids will walk all the way to the end to take your order.
Like, girl, you want a ride back?
Like, girl, you want a ride back?
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Those drive-thru lines at Chik Fil A can be a mile long, but those kids will walk all the way to the end to take your order.
Like, girl, you want a ride back?
Like, girl, you want a ride back?
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[Ad Agency]
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
[Ad Agency]
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
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if you're replacing smoke detector batteries and/or testing alarms today i recommend making a note of where your pets go when the alarms are going off
in an actual emergency they'll likely hide in the same spot
in an actual emergency they'll likely hide in the same spot
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
if you're replacing smoke detector batteries and/or testing alarms today i recommend making a note of where your pets go when the alarms are going off
in an actual emergency they'll likely hide in the same spot
in an actual emergency they'll likely hide in the same spot
*gains hour
*wastes hour on Bluesky
*wastes hour on Bluesky
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
*gains hour
*wastes hour on Bluesky
*wastes hour on Bluesky
Dogs do not understand Daylight Savings Time.
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Dogs do not understand Daylight Savings Time.
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Spring forward, Fall back into seasonal depression.
November 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Spring forward, Fall back into seasonal depression.
Every month is No Nut November when you have a peanut allergy
November 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Every month is No Nut November when you have a peanut allergy
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Did the Titanic have a gravy lifeboat?
November 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Did the Titanic have a gravy lifeboat?
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I call em like I see em. Blurry, blurry, another blurry one.
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I call em like I see em. Blurry, blurry, another blurry one.
At midnight, my pumpkin turned into a carriage!
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
At midnight, my pumpkin turned into a carriage!
Goodbye Halloween posts. Hello Thanksgiving posts
November 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Goodbye Halloween posts. Hello Thanksgiving posts