Curmudgeonly Gnome
@scruffy-one.bsky.social
Forest dwelling
Level 49
🇨🇦
Level 49
🇨🇦
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People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
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🎶my own/
personal/
chat bot🎶
personal/
chat bot🎶
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
🎶my own/
personal/
chat bot🎶
personal/
chat bot🎶
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They quit making pennies so now I have to beat people with a sock full of nickels. Damn inflation
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
They quit making pennies so now I have to beat people with a sock full of nickels. Damn inflation
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At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
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she’s here
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
she’s here
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Solid advice
One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Solid advice
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If “Without Me” by Eminem came out in the 1950’s:
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If “Without Me” by Eminem came out in the 1950’s:
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
What is this genre? I need more of it
This. Is. AMAZING!
If “Without Me” by Eminem came out in the 1950’s:
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What is this genre? I need more of it
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This. Is. AMAZING!
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This. Is. AMAZING!
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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a library but of spouses you can borrow
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
a library but of spouses you can borrow
Isn't that just being brought up Catholic?
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Isn't that just being brought up Catholic?
I didn't read the article, but it's 12 right?
This tracks
October 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I didn't read the article, but it's 12 right?
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having to go on a quest (the pharmacy) for my compulsory potion (meds) because the dragon (insurance) has hoarded it for himself (made regulations insane)
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
having to go on a quest (the pharmacy) for my compulsory potion (meds) because the dragon (insurance) has hoarded it for himself (made regulations insane)
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♫ Love, love will pull us back together again ♫
October 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
♫ Love, love will pull us back together again ♫
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
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[during sex] seriously, thank you again for doing this with me
October 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
[during sex] seriously, thank you again for doing this with me
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To: [all clients]
Subject: Chill OUT
Body: Enough.
Subject: Chill OUT
Body: Enough.
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
To: [all clients]
Subject: Chill OUT
Body: Enough.
Subject: Chill OUT
Body: Enough.
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Salvador Dalí, Les Yeux Surréalistes, 1980
September 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Salvador Dalí, Les Yeux Surréalistes, 1980
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should have known better - ministry youtu.be/3Aj6LwtbHhA?...
Should Have Known Better
YouTube video by Ministry - Topic
youtu.be
September 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
should have known better - ministry youtu.be/3Aj6LwtbHhA?...