Jade
@nerdynurse.bsky.social
MSc. RN. Writer.
Bibliophile * Ballerina 🩰 * Cherokee 🪶
Ally 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
The Enlightenment Thinkers had it right.
I adore Ody. ❤️
Bibliophile * Ballerina 🩰 * Cherokee 🪶
Ally 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
The Enlightenment Thinkers had it right.
I adore Ody. ❤️
Pinned
MAGAt is upset because his policies aren’t just hurting people they hate.
It’s hurting them, too. And that’s the only reason they’re speaking up.
It’s hurting them, too. And that’s the only reason they’re speaking up.
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
MAGAt is upset because his policies aren’t just hurting people they hate.
It’s hurting them, too. And that’s the only reason they’re speaking up.
It’s hurting them, too. And that’s the only reason they’re speaking up.
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MAGA FAFO.
MAGA Begs for Healthcare While Trump Takes It Away
He just stands there as America collapses.
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
MAGA FAFO.
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HR said I can't spill my secrets to patients who are sedated on ventilators anymore and I have to go to a therapist to do it instead
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
HR said I can't spill my secrets to patients who are sedated on ventilators anymore and I have to go to a therapist to do it instead
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You want to understand what's happening on the Left?
It's this:
Old Pedo Trump: "Surrender to me."
National Democratic leadership: "Thank you, sir, may we have another?"
Old Pedo Trump: "Surrender to me."
Rank-and-file anti-MAGA voters: "FUCK YOU, YOU TINY-DICKED, CHILD-RAPING, THIEVING DIPSHIT!"
It's this:
Old Pedo Trump: "Surrender to me."
National Democratic leadership: "Thank you, sir, may we have another?"
Old Pedo Trump: "Surrender to me."
Rank-and-file anti-MAGA voters: "FUCK YOU, YOU TINY-DICKED, CHILD-RAPING, THIEVING DIPSHIT!"
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
You want to understand what's happening on the Left?
It's this:
Old Pedo Trump: "Surrender to me."
National Democratic leadership: "Thank you, sir, may we have another?"
Old Pedo Trump: "Surrender to me."
Rank-and-file anti-MAGA voters: "FUCK YOU, YOU TINY-DICKED, CHILD-RAPING, THIEVING DIPSHIT!"
It's this:
Old Pedo Trump: "Surrender to me."
National Democratic leadership: "Thank you, sir, may we have another?"
Old Pedo Trump: "Surrender to me."
Rank-and-file anti-MAGA voters: "FUCK YOU, YOU TINY-DICKED, CHILD-RAPING, THIEVING DIPSHIT!"
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Because ALL tech bros are Patagonia-vest wearing, fascist bootlickers.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Because ALL tech bros are Patagonia-vest wearing, fascist bootlickers.
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I like that approach!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I like that approach!!
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The kids that used to say, when I was a kid, "your momma wears army boots" as a slur, grew up to be MAGAts.
In remembrance.
Veterans Day.
Fight like a girl
#FightLikeAGirl_bsky
#TheAlliedForces
In remembrance.
Veterans Day.
Fight like a girl
#FightLikeAGirl_bsky
#TheAlliedForces
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The kids that used to say, when I was a kid, "your momma wears army boots" as a slur, grew up to be MAGAts.
In remembrance.
Veterans Day.
Fight like a girl
#FightLikeAGirl_bsky
#TheAlliedForces
In remembrance.
Veterans Day.
Fight like a girl
#FightLikeAGirl_bsky
#TheAlliedForces
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I am trying and failing to recall a time when the federal government in D.C. wasn't a sadistic and dysfunctional distant imperial force in my life.
It only harms, and never helps.
It only takes.
It only steals.
It only makes everything worse.
It only harms, and never helps.
It only takes.
It only steals.
It only makes everything worse.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I am trying and failing to recall a time when the federal government in D.C. wasn't a sadistic and dysfunctional distant imperial force in my life.
It only harms, and never helps.
It only takes.
It only steals.
It only makes everything worse.
It only harms, and never helps.
It only takes.
It only steals.
It only makes everything worse.
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No, it's OUR fucking city, you carpetbagging, cosplaying, limpdicked little smurf-shit.
Signed,
The citizens of Los Angeles
Signed,
The citizens of Los Angeles
Greg Bovino tells LA agents ‘it’s our f–king city’ in new video. In it, the Border Patrol boss also says “arrest as many people that touch you as you want to” — and later confirmed the statement applies to Chicago as well.
lapublicpress.org/2025/11/bord...
lapublicpress.org/2025/11/bord...
Border Patrol boss tells LA agents 'it's our f–king city' in new video
The video, taken June 7, was made public in a Chicago court case. In it, the Border Patrol boss also says “arrest as many people that touch you as you want to” — and later confirmed the statement appl...
lapublicpress.org
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
No, it's OUR fucking city, you carpetbagging, cosplaying, limpdicked little smurf-shit.
Signed,
The citizens of Los Angeles
Signed,
The citizens of Los Angeles
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⚡️ SCOTUS will NOT overturn marriage equality 🎉
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
⚡️ SCOTUS will NOT overturn marriage equality 🎉
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Me, too, Axios.
So the fuck what?
Sex workers are usually more ethical than politicians or pundits.
Bunch of 'em have hella smart takes, demonstrate empathy for their fellow man, and rage against the dying of the light.
In fact, just because of your pearl-clutching, Imma go follow a few more.
So the fuck what?
Sex workers are usually more ethical than politicians or pundits.
Bunch of 'em have hella smart takes, demonstrate empathy for their fellow man, and rage against the dying of the light.
In fact, just because of your pearl-clutching, Imma go follow a few more.
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Me, too, Axios.
So the fuck what?
Sex workers are usually more ethical than politicians or pundits.
Bunch of 'em have hella smart takes, demonstrate empathy for their fellow man, and rage against the dying of the light.
In fact, just because of your pearl-clutching, Imma go follow a few more.
So the fuck what?
Sex workers are usually more ethical than politicians or pundits.
Bunch of 'em have hella smart takes, demonstrate empathy for their fellow man, and rage against the dying of the light.
In fact, just because of your pearl-clutching, Imma go follow a few more.
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Trans women weren’t what made your life unaffordable.
Neither was “DEI.”
Woke didn’t increase your insurance premiums.
LGBTQ acceptance isn’t why people have been laid off.
The people who used demagoguery to win your votes are the people who are making your life worse.
Neither was “DEI.”
Woke didn’t increase your insurance premiums.
LGBTQ acceptance isn’t why people have been laid off.
The people who used demagoguery to win your votes are the people who are making your life worse.
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Trans women weren’t what made your life unaffordable.
Neither was “DEI.”
Woke didn’t increase your insurance premiums.
LGBTQ acceptance isn’t why people have been laid off.
The people who used demagoguery to win your votes are the people who are making your life worse.
Neither was “DEI.”
Woke didn’t increase your insurance premiums.
LGBTQ acceptance isn’t why people have been laid off.
The people who used demagoguery to win your votes are the people who are making your life worse.
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With due respect to Rilke for the second to last line, I wrote this after going for a walk in the forest whilst in the throes of despair.
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
With due respect to Rilke for the second to last line, I wrote this after going for a walk in the forest whilst in the throes of despair.
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Healthcare is a human right and should be provided to all at point of need with no cost.
But some motherfuckers really testing my commitment to that .
But some motherfuckers really testing my commitment to that .
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Healthcare is a human right and should be provided to all at point of need with no cost.
But some motherfuckers really testing my commitment to that .
But some motherfuckers really testing my commitment to that .
🧵 I know many people who have families, including children, who can’t just say, “I’m skipping Thanksgiving this year due to cost.”
If you’re one of those people, or know someone, Aldi is offering a meal deal to feed 10.
www.today.com/food/holiday...
If you’re one of those people, or know someone, Aldi is offering a meal deal to feed 10.
www.today.com/food/holiday...
Aldi’s Thanksgiving Meal Deal Is Cheaper This Year. Here’s What’s in It for $40
This holiday season, customers can purchase 21 items for a total of $40.
www.today.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
🧵 I know many people who have families, including children, who can’t just say, “I’m skipping Thanksgiving this year due to cost.”
If you’re one of those people, or know someone, Aldi is offering a meal deal to feed 10.
www.today.com/food/holiday...
If you’re one of those people, or know someone, Aldi is offering a meal deal to feed 10.
www.today.com/food/holiday...
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People criticizing this offer seem to not understand that it includes what Democrats wanted from the beginning: ACA credit extension. Only one year but that would mean ACA credits are a topic for 2026 midterms. And the GOP rejected the offer, so now they look even more responsible for the shutdown.
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
People criticizing this offer seem to not understand that it includes what Democrats wanted from the beginning: ACA credit extension. Only one year but that would mean ACA credits are a topic for 2026 midterms. And the GOP rejected the offer, so now they look even more responsible for the shutdown.
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You are absolutely justified in just how fucking angry you are with everyone and everything screwing you over.
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You are absolutely justified in just how fucking angry you are with everyone and everything screwing you over.
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A new term: Dimformation.
Definition: When false or inaccurate information is too dim to be described as misinformation.
Example:
Definition: When false or inaccurate information is too dim to be described as misinformation.
Example:
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
A new term: Dimformation.
Definition: When false or inaccurate information is too dim to be described as misinformation.
Example:
Definition: When false or inaccurate information is too dim to be described as misinformation.
Example:
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It seems there were several extremely accurate visual representations of the country's current state that came out of this press conference.
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It seems there were several extremely accurate visual representations of the country's current state that came out of this press conference.
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Fox Squirrel
Will it bend or will it break?
Will it bend or will it break?
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Fox Squirrel
Will it bend or will it break?
Will it bend or will it break?
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Yep, right into bankruptcy.
Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump is running the country the same way he ran his business.”
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Yep, right into bankruptcy.