Middlerage
@middlerage.bsky.social
Not a cat. Wannabe comedian. Author of some books. No you have not heard of any of them.
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Getting “STOP THE COUNT!” vibes.
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Getting “STOP THE COUNT!” vibes.
Someone is going to break their fucking neck on those marble floors.
December 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Someone is going to break their fucking neck on those marble floors.
America makes me sad now.
America makes me mad now.
America makes me sick now.
America is run by a dick now.
America makes me mad now.
America makes me sick now.
America is run by a dick now.
December 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
America makes me sad now.
America makes me mad now.
America makes me sick now.
America is run by a dick now.
America makes me mad now.
America makes me sick now.
America is run by a dick now.
“The Dems are the ones who worked with Epstein, not the Republicans.”
Just a reminder, Trump WAS a Dem when he had ties to Epstein!
Just a reminder, Trump WAS a Dem when he had ties to Epstein!
December 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“The Dems are the ones who worked with Epstein, not the Republicans.”
Just a reminder, Trump WAS a Dem when he had ties to Epstein!
Just a reminder, Trump WAS a Dem when he had ties to Epstein!
Where have I seen him use this tactic before?
Oh right, blaming Joe Biden & the Democrats daily for shit HE DID!
Oh right, blaming Joe Biden & the Democrats daily for shit HE DID!
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Where have I seen him use this tactic before?
Oh right, blaming Joe Biden & the Democrats daily for shit HE DID!
Oh right, blaming Joe Biden & the Democrats daily for shit HE DID!
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Folks saying we need to wait and confirm that the baby murder allegations are true before we mention them.
Every woman who was raped by Trump started as an allegation.
E. Jean Carrol comes to mind!
Every woman who was raped by Trump started as an allegation.
E. Jean Carrol comes to mind!
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Folks saying we need to wait and confirm that the baby murder allegations are true before we mention them.
Every woman who was raped by Trump started as an allegation.
E. Jean Carrol comes to mind!
Every woman who was raped by Trump started as an allegation.
E. Jean Carrol comes to mind!
Trump is making Zelenskyy come to fucking Mar a Lago to meet with him.
December 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Trump is making Zelenskyy come to fucking Mar a Lago to meet with him.
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST????
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST????
This! Since the 2016 election folks!
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This! Since the 2016 election folks!
When your current President is a FUCKING MANIAC who should be removed, but the line of succession is a horror show.
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
When your current President is a FUCKING MANIAC who should be removed, but the line of succession is a horror show.
Folks saying we need to wait and confirm that the baby murder allegations are true before we mention them.
Every woman who was raped by Trump started as an allegation.
E. Jean Carrol comes to mind!
Every woman who was raped by Trump started as an allegation.
E. Jean Carrol comes to mind!
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Folks saying we need to wait and confirm that the baby murder allegations are true before we mention them.
Every woman who was raped by Trump started as an allegation.
E. Jean Carrol comes to mind!
Every woman who was raped by Trump started as an allegation.
E. Jean Carrol comes to mind!
🤣 I couldn’t LOVE this more! 🤣
The numbers are in. More people watched the bootlegged 60 Minutes CECOT segment than watched Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors on CBS.
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
🤣 I couldn’t LOVE this more! 🤣
Then WHY are you still spending so much of OUR fucking money????
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Then WHY are you still spending so much of OUR fucking money????
He’s Talking(Lying) about himself in the 3rd person again! 🤡
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
He’s Talking(Lying) about himself in the 3rd person again! 🤡
🤬 🎶 They see you when you’re sleeping, they know when you’re awake!!!
On Christmas Day, December 25, 2025, at 9:20 am EST, four ICE goons kidnapped a man in Fairview, New Jersey.
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
🤬 🎶 They see you when you’re sleeping, they know when you’re awake!!!
The Cheese Stands Alone.
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The Cheese Stands Alone.
It’s clear that Trump is panicking, yes???
He acts more & more cornered by the day.
He acts more & more cornered by the day.
December 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It’s clear that Trump is panicking, yes???
He acts more & more cornered by the day.
He acts more & more cornered by the day.
I was thinking… can’t they use this in court???
When your Christmas greeting is actually a confession…
December 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I was thinking… can’t they use this in court???
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He called Left Wing “Radicals” Scum just yesterday.
We’re as bad as ISIS to this maniac!
We’re as bad as ISIS to this maniac!
December 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
He called Left Wing “Radicals” Scum just yesterday.
We’re as bad as ISIS to this maniac!
We’re as bad as ISIS to this maniac!
Explain to me why children need to be good to get presents from Santa
But adults can be immoral assholes & suffer no consequences?
But adults can be immoral assholes & suffer no consequences?
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Explain to me why children need to be good to get presents from Santa
But adults can be immoral assholes & suffer no consequences?
But adults can be immoral assholes & suffer no consequences?
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Every Accusation is a Confession.
(Also the baby was a 13-year old girl's)
(Also the baby was a 13-year old girl's)
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Every Accusation is a Confession.
(Also the baby was a 13-year old girl's)
(Also the baby was a 13-year old girl's)
When you think he can’t be any more insane…
He
Is
He
Is
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When you think he can’t be any more insane…
He
Is
He
Is