Middlerage
@middlerage.bsky.social
Not a cat. Wannabe comedian. Author of some books. No you have not heard of any of them.
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Well at least they'll be easy to identify when the trials start. 😮💨
DC plastic surgeons see wave of Trump insiders asking for procedures to get the ‘Mar-a-Lago face’
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
DC plastic surgeons see wave of Trump insiders asking for procedures to get the ‘Mar-a-Lago face’
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
DC plastic surgeons see more Trump insiders getting ‘Mar-a-Lago face’
One surgeon even turned patients away after they asked for “a more done look, like that Mar-a-Lago face.”
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Well at least they'll be easy to identify when the trials start. 😮💨
DC plastic surgeons see wave of Trump insiders asking for procedures to get the ‘Mar-a-Lago face’
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
DC plastic surgeons see wave of Trump insiders asking for procedures to get the ‘Mar-a-Lago face’
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
HAPPY VETERANS DAY 🫠
The first woman to serve with the elite SEAL Team Six as a troop commander has had her orders revoked just days before she was supposed to take over a new command.
Pentagon Pete Accused of Ousting Hero Who Was First Female in SEAL Team Six
The Navy captain’s orders were revoked just days before she was supposed to take over a new command.
trib.al
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
HAPPY VETERANS DAY 🫠
🙋♀️ Does it explode & spotaneously combust like your other products???
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
🙋♀️ Does it explode & spotaneously combust like your other products???
If you told your college professor you never finished your project(that you had 10 years to complete) but you have "notebooks full of ideas" you would fail.
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If you told your college professor you never finished your project(that you had 10 years to complete) but you have "notebooks full of ideas" you would fail.
Hope this is true so the victims can finally get some justice, but as we all know with this regime, we’ll believe it when we see it!
BIG NEWS: Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva will finally be sworn in as a member of Congress tomorrow.
She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.
She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hope this is true so the victims can finally get some justice, but as we all know with this regime, we’ll believe it when we see it!
It's both! The answer is BOTH!
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's both! The answer is BOTH!
DEMOCRATIC GOVERNORS please have the balls that our Senators don't ✊ medium.com/@carmitage/e...
Experts Say Blue States Can Stop Paying Federal Taxes. There’s Precedent
If we could use nullification for people to get high, why can’t we use it to protect human rights and stop fascism?
medium.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
DEMOCRATIC GOVERNORS please have the balls that our Senators don't ✊ medium.com/@carmitage/e...
Happy Veterans Day from Trump!
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Happy Veterans Day from Trump!
Sure Private Bonespurs, whatever you say 🙄
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sure Private Bonespurs, whatever you say 🙄
Anyone struggling to feed their family right now, please know that Ghislane Maxwell is eating BETTER THAN YOU thanks to Donald Trump!
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Anyone struggling to feed their family right now, please know that Ghislane Maxwell is eating BETTER THAN YOU thanks to Donald Trump!
Do the Veterans waiting on SNAP payments receive them today, or just fuck them too???
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Do the Veterans waiting on SNAP payments receive them today, or just fuck them too???
Who's calling? Fire Island??? 🤡
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Who's calling? Fire Island??? 🤡
Considering the Senate Dems caved, NOW I want my George Soros check for protesting!
My time needs to have been worth something!
My time needs to have been worth something!
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Considering the Senate Dems caved, NOW I want my George Soros check for protesting!
My time needs to have been worth something!
My time needs to have been worth something!
Who the fuck does he think will buy his book of garbage ideas???
notable but not surprising that Fetterman chose Fox & Friends as the place to promote his new book
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Who the fuck does he think will buy his book of garbage ideas???
Trump is so broken he needs to live in a Trophy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Trump is so broken he needs to live in a Trophy.
We will be once he’s arrested for War Crimes! 😮💨
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
We will be once he’s arrested for War Crimes! 😮💨
Way to go Dems. 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Way to go Dems. 🙄
So does the GOP want the government open or not???
Why would they be fighting this so hard????
Why would they be fighting this so hard????
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
So does the GOP want the government open or not???
Why would they be fighting this so hard????
Why would they be fighting this so hard????
Can’t wait for Trump’s heartfelt Veterans Day statement.
“Dear Bonespurs,
Thank you for preventing me from service. So I’m not a sucker or loser.
Love,
DJT”
“Dear Bonespurs,
Thank you for preventing me from service. So I’m not a sucker or loser.
Love,
DJT”
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Can’t wait for Trump’s heartfelt Veterans Day statement.
“Dear Bonespurs,
Thank you for preventing me from service. So I’m not a sucker or loser.
Love,
DJT”
“Dear Bonespurs,
Thank you for preventing me from service. So I’m not a sucker or loser.
Love,
DJT”
Which haircut should I get? The homophobic hag, or the colostomy bag?
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Which haircut should I get? The homophobic hag, or the colostomy bag?
The rapist-in-chief says the East Wing was asking to be demolished, it looked like hell. 🙄
Trump: The east wing… looked like hell. I didn’t want to sacrifice a great ballroom for an ok ballroom by leaving it..
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The rapist-in-chief says the East Wing was asking to be demolished, it looked like hell. 🙄
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John McCain was a better Democrat than these D-bags in the Senate!
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
John McCain was a better Democrat than these D-bags in the Senate!
Democrats, if you can fix what is left of our party PLEASE use this quote often.
"Affordability is a Con Job." Donald J. Trump 11/10, Laura Ingraham.
"Affordability is a Con Job." Donald J. Trump 11/10, Laura Ingraham.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Democrats, if you can fix what is left of our party PLEASE use this quote often.
"Affordability is a Con Job." Donald J. Trump 11/10, Laura Ingraham.
"Affordability is a Con Job." Donald J. Trump 11/10, Laura Ingraham.