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Tea Pain
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Born Thomas (Elmer Addison) Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.
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Criminals always return to the scene of the crime, whereas Trump never leaves it.
We did NOT-SEE this coming!
Mike Rounds says Republicans just want to make you show your document with a yellow star in order to vote
February 17, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Notice we never see a dime of that funny money?

More like "groundbreaking Trump corruption."
Chris Wright on seized Venezuelan oil: "We've sold about $1 billion of oil so far. We've recently signed agreements to sell about another $5 billion in the next several months. So you're talking well north of $10 billion a year ... this is way out of the box, groundbreaking Trump diplomacy."
February 17, 2026 at 4:02 PM
If only he and one other like-minded Republican would caucus with the Democrats, they could actually make a difference.
Massie not backing down.
February 17, 2026 at 4:01 PM
They want ICE agents to wear masks but ridiculed citizens for wearing masks during COVID. The hypocrisy is beyond the pale.
Rep. Steube: "They want ICE agents to have their ID, but they don't want voters who vote in our nation's elections to have ID to show they're actual citizens of our country. The hypocrisy is beyond the pale."
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Trump just announced he was “totally exonerated” in the Epstein files, which means he is guilty as sin.
February 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Trump’s the star of the Epstein Files.
Trump: I have nothing to hide. I have been exonerated. I have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. I have been totally exonerated on Epstein.
February 17, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Then un-redact the files and prove it.
Trump: I have nothing to hide. I have been exonerated. I have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. I have been totally exonerated on Epstein.
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
What is the Republican Party's favorite data format?
February 17, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This guy should have to shave his head for saying that!

Ooops! Too late.
February 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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Reuters: New Mexico lawmakers on Monday passed legislation to launch what they said was the first full investigation into what happened at Zorro Ranch, where the late U.S. sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is accused of trafficking and sexually assaulting girls and women.
February 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Sorry to have to break it to you, Donald, but you'll never be as cool, articulate and as loved as President Barack Obama.
February 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Trump's Golden Recession
February 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Let them fight!
Over in Hell, the billionaires are fighting with each other over who hung out with Epstein more. 🍿
February 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM
After seeing Trump’s name 1,500,000 times in the Epstein Files, does anyone believe Epstein really killed himself?
February 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
The fact he feels the need to post this says Epstein definitely didn’t kill himself.
Seeing as Kash also said Trump was mentioned less than 100 times in the Epstein files and that there was no proof Epstein was trafficking anyone…

I don’t believe this for a second.
February 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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If the Democrats nominate @astroterry.bsky.social they will have a massively good shot at winning TX-9, a district they drew to be Republican. We have a shot to make Texas far more blue, and this is important. Vote Virts!
Honored to be endorsed by the @HoustonChron for Congressional District 9 in Texas- I will fight to level the playing field for the working people in our district!

CD9 is ground zero in the gerrymandering wars so let’s WIN this seat together!

www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/endo...
Democrats should rally behind Terry Virts in the 9th Congressional District
Democrats should rally behind astronaut Terry Virts in the 9th Congressional District, writes the editorial board.
www.houstonchronicle.com
February 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Trump met most of his cabinet members at one of Epstein‘s orgies apparently.
February 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
If Trump thinks he met overwhelming opposition in Minnesota, just wait till he tries to steal an election in all 50 states.
February 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Amen
When Democrats are in the majority, there will be accountability.
February 14, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Everyday life in MAGA world.
February 14, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's pretty clear Trump saw the latest AP poll show his approval dropping to 36%.

He's going nuts about the midterms and is making his move too early. Even the corrupt Supreme Court won't back his ridiculous executive order.
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Who is the world's most well-known pedophile?
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Whoopsies!
Jeffrey Epstein's December 20, 2016 email to Bill Gates: "come to visit the island. new administration people visiting."

What was the upcoming administration in December2016? Oh!
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Nope. Will never happen.
Trump: "Greenland is gonna want us ... We are negotiating right now for Greenland."
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
The American Taxpayer has yet to see one single of dime of all that money Trump is supposed taking in.
Trump: "We have a very good relationship with the president of Venezuela. Our big oil companies are going in, they're going to be taking out the oil and selling the oil for a lot of money, and Venezuela is gonna get a big part of that money."
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM