Tea Pain
@teapainusa.bsky.social
Born Thomas (Elmer Addison) Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.
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Tea Pain
@teapainusa.bsky.social
· Dec 30
Criminals always return to the scene of the crime, whereas Trump never leaves it.
Nope. Will never happen.
Trump: "Greenland is gonna want us ... We are negotiating right now for Greenland."
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Nope. Will never happen.
The American Taxpayer has yet to see one single of dime of all that money Trump is supposed taking in.
Trump: "We have a very good relationship with the president of Venezuela. Our big oil companies are going in, they're going to be taking out the oil and selling the oil for a lot of money, and Venezuela is gonna get a big part of that money."
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
The American Taxpayer has yet to see one single of dime of all that money Trump is supposed taking in.
Sawing on the limb you're setting on.
A Coast Guard pilot who forgot to transfer Kristi Noem’s blanket was fired; until Noem realized no one else could fly her back home: www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS
Secretary faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations.
www.wsj.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Sawing on the limb you're setting on.
Incompetence is what you get when a President refuses to hire anyone smarter than him.
February 13, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Incompetence is what you get when a President refuses to hire anyone smarter than him.
Remember the Nazi party never got more than 33% of the vote, so Trump is currently doing three points better.
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Remember the Nazi party never got more than 33% of the vote, so Trump is currently doing three points better.
Upper 20s here we come.
New AP-NORC poll:
Trump job approval - 36%
Economy is good - 34%
Country heading in right direction - 29%
Vance approval - 32%
Trump job approval - 36%
Economy is good - 34%
Country heading in right direction - 29%
Vance approval - 32%
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Upper 20s here we come.
We can’t prosecute pedophiles! The Dow is over 50,000!
We can’t prosecute pedophiles! The Dow is under 50 and we have to concentrate on the economy!
We can’t prosecute pedophiles! The Dow is under 50 and we have to concentrate on the economy!
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
We can’t prosecute pedophiles! The Dow is over 50,000!
We can’t prosecute pedophiles! The Dow is under 50 and we have to concentrate on the economy!
We can’t prosecute pedophiles! The Dow is under 50 and we have to concentrate on the economy!
Cool! Now do the entire Trump administration.
BREAKING:
Goldman Sachs's top lawyer, Kathryn Ruemmler, has just resigned in the wake of the Justice Department's release of emails and other material that revealed her extensive relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/b...
Goldman Sachs's top lawyer, Kathryn Ruemmler, has just resigned in the wake of the Justice Department's release of emails and other material that revealed her extensive relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/b...
Goldman’s Top Lawyer Departs Amid Revelations About Her Ties to Epstein
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Cool! Now do the entire Trump administration.
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Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons: "Sometimes the media is our biggest enemy."
February 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Trumps America. Cops wear masks but voters need birth certificates.
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Trumps America. Cops wear masks but voters need birth certificates.
There's very little difference between a cartel drone and a Quinceañera party balloon to a bunch of racists.
It wasn’t a cartel drone that CBP fired lasers at. It was a party balloon: Border Officials Are Said to Have Caused El Paso Closure by Firing Anti-Drone Laser www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Border Officials Are Said to Have Caused El Paso Closure by Firing Anti-Drone Laser
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
There's very little difference between a cartel drone and a Quinceañera party balloon to a bunch of racists.
Ask us when ICE stops murdering American citizens.
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Ask us when ICE stops murdering American citizens.
Trump's entire cabinet is compromised by a history of crime and corruption.
It’s the Epstein Administration.
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Trump's entire cabinet is compromised by a history of crime and corruption.
If Pam Bondi had behaved in a court of law like she did and yesterday‘s hearing, she would’ve been in a jail cell in less than five minutes. That’s how corrupt you have to be to protect Donald Trump.p
February 12, 2026 at 1:49 PM
If Pam Bondi had behaved in a court of law like she did and yesterday‘s hearing, she would’ve been in a jail cell in less than five minutes. That’s how corrupt you have to be to protect Donald Trump.p
In tonight’s performance, the part of Jeffrey Epstein will be performed by Donald Trump and the role of Ghislane Maxwell will portrayed by Pam Bondi.
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 PM
In tonight’s performance, the part of Jeffrey Epstein will be performed by Donald Trump and the role of Ghislane Maxwell will portrayed by Pam Bondi.
Remember when pedophile protectors used to call their opponents “groomers?“
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Remember when pedophile protectors used to call their opponents “groomers?“
Why did Pam Bondi alienate more Republican voters today?
Because the truth is far worse.
Because the truth is far worse.
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Why did Pam Bondi alienate more Republican voters today?
Because the truth is far worse.
Because the truth is far worse.
If you don't think Pam Bondi won't gleefully commit election fraud for Trump, you ain't paying attention.
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
If you don't think Pam Bondi won't gleefully commit election fraud for Trump, you ain't paying attention.
Can anyone explain how Pam Bondi's "performance" today will win Republicans a single new voter?
February 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Can anyone explain how Pam Bondi's "performance" today will win Republicans a single new voter?
Republicans "govern" by lies and insults.
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Republicans "govern" by lies and insults.
"Don't scream at me", screams Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
"Don't scream at me", screams Pam Bondi.
Trumpism means women are free to be abused if the stock market is doing well.
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Trumpism means women are free to be abused if the stock market is doing well.
Pam Bondi just called Trump, "The Greatest President in American History."
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Pam Bondi just called Trump, "The Greatest President in American History."
I've lived a long time and never witnessed an Attorney General campaigning for a president during a Congressional hearing.
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I've lived a long time and never witnessed an Attorney General campaigning for a president during a Congressional hearing.