Xoe Valk
@x03v.bsky.social
💻Data analyst
🌹Writer
🐕🦺Animal Rescue
🏳️🌈LGBTQIA+ & POC Ally
Happily married childless cat lady
Hostile to Fascists
Proficient in Profanity
🌹Writer
🐕🦺Animal Rescue
🏳️🌈LGBTQIA+ & POC Ally
Happily married childless cat lady
Hostile to Fascists
Proficient in Profanity
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I have a friend who lives in rural Minnesota. The local police are helping to train ICE, and they are going door to door, harassing innocent people.
@governorwalz.mn.gov, who should they call for help?
@governorwalz.mn.gov, who should they call for help?
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I have a friend who lives in rural Minnesota. The local police are helping to train ICE, and they are going door to door, harassing innocent people.
@governorwalz.mn.gov, who should they call for help?
@governorwalz.mn.gov, who should they call for help?
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We don’t need the sign to know they have a brain injury.
January 15, 2026 at 3:20 AM
We don’t need the sign to know they have a brain injury.
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I really hate that I have to post this, but with ICE shooting people, it’s good information to know.
It’s also wise to carry gloves in your glovebox.
Stay safe, friends.
It’s also wise to carry gloves in your glovebox.
Stay safe, friends.
January 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I really hate that I have to post this, but with ICE shooting people, it’s good information to know.
It’s also wise to carry gloves in your glovebox.
Stay safe, friends.
It’s also wise to carry gloves in your glovebox.
Stay safe, friends.
This Civil War has gone hot whether we wanted it to or not.
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
This Civil War has gone hot whether we wanted it to or not.
And that's enoughsocial media for today. BP is rising and I'm tired of my doctor yelling at me.
January 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
And that's enoughsocial media for today. BP is rising and I'm tired of my doctor yelling at me.
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MAGA: Venezuelans are thanking Trump for removing Maduro!
Remember when Iraqis thanked Bush for removing Saddam? How'd it turn out for Iraq in the long run, dipshits? Millions of Iraqis dead and the country fell to the brutality of ISIS.
Remember when Iraqis thanked Bush for removing Saddam? How'd it turn out for Iraq in the long run, dipshits? Millions of Iraqis dead and the country fell to the brutality of ISIS.
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
MAGA: Venezuelans are thanking Trump for removing Maduro!
Remember when Iraqis thanked Bush for removing Saddam? How'd it turn out for Iraq in the long run, dipshits? Millions of Iraqis dead and the country fell to the brutality of ISIS.
Remember when Iraqis thanked Bush for removing Saddam? How'd it turn out for Iraq in the long run, dipshits? Millions of Iraqis dead and the country fell to the brutality of ISIS.
Just admit we're the Fourth Reich already so we can get down to business defeating the Chuds in Charge by any means necessary.
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Just admit we're the Fourth Reich already so we can get down to business defeating the Chuds in Charge by any means necessary.
Need an escape from the Epstein files and warmongering that currently dominates the news cycle?
Do you like mythological fiction with some spicy time thrown in?
New story just dropped on Ream: reamstories.com/zo3v4lk?stor...
Do you like mythological fiction with some spicy time thrown in?
New story just dropped on Ream: reamstories.com/zo3v4lk?stor...
Ream
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reamstories.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Need an escape from the Epstein files and warmongering that currently dominates the news cycle?
Do you like mythological fiction with some spicy time thrown in?
New story just dropped on Ream: reamstories.com/zo3v4lk?stor...
Do you like mythological fiction with some spicy time thrown in?
New story just dropped on Ream: reamstories.com/zo3v4lk?stor...
So... If you're looking for something to do over NYE & you like reading stories about:
-Badass chicks
-Supernatural villains & heroes
-Action
-"Spicy" action
-Slow burn romances
-Plot twists
-Progression
I've got the perfect thing for you:
reamstories.com/page/mjlq32q...
-Badass chicks
-Supernatural villains & heroes
-Action
-"Spicy" action
-Slow burn romances
-Plot twists
-Progression
I've got the perfect thing for you:
reamstories.com/page/mjlq32q...
Ream
A membership platform built by authors for authors.
reamstories.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
So... If you're looking for something to do over NYE & you like reading stories about:
-Badass chicks
-Supernatural villains & heroes
-Action
-"Spicy" action
-Slow burn romances
-Plot twists
-Progression
I've got the perfect thing for you:
reamstories.com/page/mjlq32q...
-Badass chicks
-Supernatural villains & heroes
-Action
-"Spicy" action
-Slow burn romances
-Plot twists
-Progression
I've got the perfect thing for you:
reamstories.com/page/mjlq32q...
Rejected by Royal Road as too spicy. Finishing up a re-work of the first novel in "A Saga of Shades" with Book 2 queued.
Like sex+ erotica & strong, awkward, assertive female leads with opposition defiance disorder?
Check this out:
reamstories.com/page/mjlq32q...
#smut #erotica #writingcommunity
Like sex+ erotica & strong, awkward, assertive female leads with opposition defiance disorder?
Check this out:
reamstories.com/page/mjlq32q...
#smut #erotica #writingcommunity
Ream
A membership platform built by authors for authors.
reamstories.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Rejected by Royal Road as too spicy. Finishing up a re-work of the first novel in "A Saga of Shades" with Book 2 queued.
Like sex+ erotica & strong, awkward, assertive female leads with opposition defiance disorder?
Check this out:
reamstories.com/page/mjlq32q...
#smut #erotica #writingcommunity
Like sex+ erotica & strong, awkward, assertive female leads with opposition defiance disorder?
Check this out:
reamstories.com/page/mjlq32q...
#smut #erotica #writingcommunity
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As many many MANY of you know… I am a huge Halloween (1978) / Micheal Myers fan.
For my birthday a week back I finally visited two iconic locations from the movie!
Yes I fan girled over a house and bush!
Hopefully you can tell which photos are mine and which are the movie! 😂
For my birthday a week back I finally visited two iconic locations from the movie!
Yes I fan girled over a house and bush!
Hopefully you can tell which photos are mine and which are the movie! 😂
December 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
As many many MANY of you know… I am a huge Halloween (1978) / Micheal Myers fan.
For my birthday a week back I finally visited two iconic locations from the movie!
Yes I fan girled over a house and bush!
Hopefully you can tell which photos are mine and which are the movie! 😂
For my birthday a week back I finally visited two iconic locations from the movie!
Yes I fan girled over a house and bush!
Hopefully you can tell which photos are mine and which are the movie! 😂
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This is some bullshit.
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinFiles
December 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This is some bullshit.
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinFiles
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If the House passes a 3 year extension of the ACA tax credits - which they now have the votes to do - then @LeaderJohnThune has to call it up for a vote in the Senate.
GOP leaders have tried as hard as they can to hurt families, but the dam is breaking. Let's get this done.
GOP leaders have tried as hard as they can to hurt families, but the dam is breaking. Let's get this done.
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If the House passes a 3 year extension of the ACA tax credits - which they now have the votes to do - then @LeaderJohnThune has to call it up for a vote in the Senate.
GOP leaders have tried as hard as they can to hurt families, but the dam is breaking. Let's get this done.
GOP leaders have tried as hard as they can to hurt families, but the dam is breaking. Let's get this done.
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Trump is going to announce we are at war tonight and Congress won't do a fucking thing. Venezuela made some oil company mad and they have rareearth minerals. They didn't attack us and they are not sending drugs to America.
December 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Trump is going to announce we are at war tonight and Congress won't do a fucking thing. Venezuela made some oil company mad and they have rareearth minerals. They didn't attack us and they are not sending drugs to America.
Reposting this because I've seen some of y'all's booktok selections and...
We should be friends.
You'd also probably like my stories.
#booktok #Romantasy #Writing #WritingCommunity
We should be friends.
You'd also probably like my stories.
#booktok #Romantasy #Writing #WritingCommunity
I've been avoiding social media because honestly... It's depressing how many people are rancid, human-shaped turds in Insta-filtered flesh masks.
I've been writing again to get away from the suck.
You can read for free here (WARNING: It's gonna get spicy):
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1416...
I've been writing again to get away from the suck.
You can read for free here (WARNING: It's gonna get spicy):
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1416...
The Space Between Darkness and Light
Lieutenant Lyric Vance serves the HSC: The Human Shade Coalition. As a member of the paramilitary taskforce, she serves as a forward scout and hunter. In the wake of a deadly worldwide pandemic that d...
www.royalroad.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Reposting this because I've seen some of y'all's booktok selections and...
We should be friends.
You'd also probably like my stories.
#booktok #Romantasy #Writing #WritingCommunity
We should be friends.
You'd also probably like my stories.
#booktok #Romantasy #Writing #WritingCommunity
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Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
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Release.
The.
Fucking.
Files.
Unredacted. In chronological order.
The.
Fucking.
Files.
Unredacted. In chronological order.
December 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Release.
The.
Fucking.
Files.
Unredacted. In chronological order.
The.
Fucking.
Files.
Unredacted. In chronological order.
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💁🏼♀️📠
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
💁🏼♀️📠
I've been avoiding social media because honestly... It's depressing how many people are rancid, human-shaped turds in Insta-filtered flesh masks.
I've been writing again to get away from the suck.
You can read for free here (WARNING: It's gonna get spicy):
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1416...
I've been writing again to get away from the suck.
You can read for free here (WARNING: It's gonna get spicy):
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1416...
The Space Between Darkness and Light
Lieutenant Lyric Vance serves the HSC: The Human Shade Coalition. As a member of the paramilitary taskforce, she serves as a forward scout and hunter. In the wake of a deadly worldwide pandemic that d...
www.royalroad.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I'm getting my ass kicked by the zip lock on the pretzel crisp bag.
How's your afternoon/evening going?
How's your afternoon/evening going?
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm getting my ass kicked by the zip lock on the pretzel crisp bag.
How's your afternoon/evening going?
How's your afternoon/evening going?
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I am doggedly determined to find a publisher for my historical fiction novel. It's set in 1942 America & deals with German sympathizers intent on destroying America from within & an American woman determined to stop them.
I believe in this story: it needs to be shared. #writingcommunity
I believe in this story: it needs to be shared. #writingcommunity
December 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I am doggedly determined to find a publisher for my historical fiction novel. It's set in 1942 America & deals with German sympathizers intent on destroying America from within & an American woman determined to stop them.
I believe in this story: it needs to be shared. #writingcommunity
I believe in this story: it needs to be shared. #writingcommunity
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Ready for one of the bigger challenges this holiday season, Creatives?
Today, in the middle of family mayhem, we’re going to talk about healthy boundaries. (Oooh, the “b” word!)
#2rulerecovery #writers #artists #actors #sculptors #creatives
youtube.com/shorts/R12hi...
Today, in the middle of family mayhem, we’re going to talk about healthy boundaries. (Oooh, the “b” word!)
#2rulerecovery #writers #artists #actors #sculptors #creatives
youtube.com/shorts/R12hi...
A key step to having a good new year of creation: boundaries.
YouTube video by Ruthanne Reid
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December 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ready for one of the bigger challenges this holiday season, Creatives?
Today, in the middle of family mayhem, we’re going to talk about healthy boundaries. (Oooh, the “b” word!)
#2rulerecovery #writers #artists #actors #sculptors #creatives
youtube.com/shorts/R12hi...
Today, in the middle of family mayhem, we’re going to talk about healthy boundaries. (Oooh, the “b” word!)
#2rulerecovery #writers #artists #actors #sculptors #creatives
youtube.com/shorts/R12hi...