Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
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Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him
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Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Fucking hilarious.
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Fucking hilarious.
If Trump invades Greenland, put Hegseth, Miller, and Jr on the frontlines.
Greenland should greet them with polar bears and vikings.
Greenland should greet them with polar bears and vikings.
January 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
If Trump invades Greenland, put Hegseth, Miller, and Jr on the frontlines.
Greenland should greet them with polar bears and vikings.
Greenland should greet them with polar bears and vikings.
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Colombian President Gustavo Petro openly challenging Trump: “If you want to jail me, try and see if you can. If you want to put me in an orange uniform, try it. The Colombian people will take to the streets to defend me.”
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From the UnderReportedNews community on Reddit: Colombian President Gustavo Petro openly challenging Trump: “If you want to jail me, try and see if you can. If you want to put me in an orange uniform,...
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January 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Colombian President Gustavo Petro openly challenging Trump: “If you want to jail me, try and see if you can. If you want to put me in an orange uniform, try it. The Colombian people will take to the streets to defend me.”
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So the regime that's disappearing brown-skinned people for "illegally entering the country" just ILLEGALLY entered Venezuela and BOMBED its LEGAL citizenry to takeover the country.
Who the fuck is the "illegal criminal alien" now, KKKaroline?
Who the fuck is the "illegal criminal alien" now, KKKaroline?
January 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
So the regime that's disappearing brown-skinned people for "illegally entering the country" just ILLEGALLY entered Venezuela and BOMBED its LEGAL citizenry to takeover the country.
Who the fuck is the "illegal criminal alien" now, KKKaroline?
Who the fuck is the "illegal criminal alien" now, KKKaroline?
The Orange motherfucker who can't even keep his eyes open says he's going to run Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The Orange motherfucker who can't even keep his eyes open says he's going to run Venezuela.
A man uses force to invade his neighbor's house, kidnaps the couple who owns it, and takes over the house.
Instead of immediate outrage, calling for the arrest of the criminal, all the other neighbors urge de-escalation or say they were not involved.
Instead of immediate outrage, calling for the arrest of the criminal, all the other neighbors urge de-escalation or say they were not involved.
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
A man uses force to invade his neighbor's house, kidnaps the couple who owns it, and takes over the house.
Instead of immediate outrage, calling for the arrest of the criminal, all the other neighbors urge de-escalation or say they were not involved.
Instead of immediate outrage, calling for the arrest of the criminal, all the other neighbors urge de-escalation or say they were not involved.
Trump violated international law!
GOP: "And your point is?"
GOP: "And your point is?"
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Trump violated international law!
GOP: "And your point is?"
GOP: "And your point is?"
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📌The only United States President in history to violently attack his own country, and attempt a coup to stay in power was always going to be a threat to violently and illegally attack other countries like Venezuela, and destabilize the world.
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
📌The only United States President in history to violently attack his own country, and attempt a coup to stay in power was always going to be a threat to violently and illegally attack other countries like Venezuela, and destabilize the world.
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That made me laugh out loud. I'd totally donate to that. 🤭😅🤣
January 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
That made me laugh out loud. I'd totally donate to that. 🤭😅🤣
Every fucking Republican needs to lose in November.
Period. End of fucking story.
Period. End of fucking story.
January 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Every fucking Republican needs to lose in November.
Period. End of fucking story.
Period. End of fucking story.
Trump hit Venezuela with air strikes because Maduro was indicted. But he's threatening to hit them harder if Maduro's successor, who has no indictments, doesn't cooperate.
Why is the international condemnation not immediate and unequivocal?
Why is the international condemnation not immediate and unequivocal?
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Trump hit Venezuela with air strikes because Maduro was indicted. But he's threatening to hit them harder if Maduro's successor, who has no indictments, doesn't cooperate.
Why is the international condemnation not immediate and unequivocal?
Why is the international condemnation not immediate and unequivocal?
"For companies like ConocoPhillips, returning to Venezuela could be an opportunity to recoup some of the billions owed to them by the government."
-Francisco Monaldi, Center for Energy Studies at Rice University
Wanna bet ConocoPhilips is a large Trump donor?
-Francisco Monaldi, Center for Energy Studies at Rice University
Wanna bet ConocoPhilips is a large Trump donor?
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
"For companies like ConocoPhillips, returning to Venezuela could be an opportunity to recoup some of the billions owed to them by the government."
-Francisco Monaldi, Center for Energy Studies at Rice University
Wanna bet ConocoPhilips is a large Trump donor?
-Francisco Monaldi, Center for Energy Studies at Rice University
Wanna bet ConocoPhilips is a large Trump donor?
Fun fact: Conoco Philips and Exxon sued Venezuela for billions of dollars for unpaid oil contract revenue. Venezuela has paid back only a fraction.
Wonder whose US presidential campaign Conoco Philips and Exxon contributed to.
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Wonder whose US presidential campaign Conoco Philips and Exxon contributed to.
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Trump wants U.S. oil companies in Venezuela. Here's what to know
President Trump wants more U.S. oil companies to "go in" to Venezuela. But there are economic, historical, and climate reasons that may not be easy. Here's what you need to know about oil in Venezuela...
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January 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Fun fact: Conoco Philips and Exxon sued Venezuela for billions of dollars for unpaid oil contract revenue. Venezuela has paid back only a fraction.
Wonder whose US presidential campaign Conoco Philips and Exxon contributed to.
tinyurl.com/53v78un4
Wonder whose US presidential campaign Conoco Philips and Exxon contributed to.
tinyurl.com/53v78un4
Those in a position to do the right thing refuse to do the right thing.
FUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!
FUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Those in a position to do the right thing refuse to do the right thing.
FUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!
FUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!
America's terrorist dictator kidnapped the first lady of another country.
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
America's terrorist dictator kidnapped the first lady of another country.
Trump has made every American abroad fair game.
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Trump has made every American abroad fair game.
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President Zelensky reacts to Maduro’s capture, suggesting Putin should be next:
If it is possible to deal with dictators like that, just like that, then the United States of America knows what to do next.
If it is possible to deal with dictators like that, just like that, then the United States of America knows what to do next.
January 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
President Zelensky reacts to Maduro’s capture, suggesting Putin should be next:
If it is possible to deal with dictators like that, just like that, then the United States of America knows what to do next.
If it is possible to deal with dictators like that, just like that, then the United States of America knows what to do next.
Criminal shitbag president bombs the country of smaller criminal shitbag president to take his oil.
January 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Criminal shitbag president bombs the country of smaller criminal shitbag president to take his oil.
So International Law means nothing.
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
So International Law means nothing.
FIFA should cancel all its games in America.
January 3, 2026 at 11:17 AM
FIFA should cancel all its games in America.
Arrest Trump now
January 3, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Arrest Trump now
Starting 2026 out a little more (cautiously, reluctantly, tip-toeingly) optimistic.
January 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Starting 2026 out a little more (cautiously, reluctantly, tip-toeingly) optimistic.
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Meet Aimee Bock, mastermind of Massive Minneapolis Minnesota fraud scheme. She lured Somalis into opening daycares & wellness centers promising millions in Fed Govt funding. Most never got paid, she kept $250M and they closed. Ain't no ICE issues. Somali's were the victims, whistleblowers.
December 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Meet Aimee Bock, mastermind of Massive Minneapolis Minnesota fraud scheme. She lured Somalis into opening daycares & wellness centers promising millions in Fed Govt funding. Most never got paid, she kept $250M and they closed. Ain't no ICE issues. Somali's were the victims, whistleblowers.
So fucking done with 2025.
2026, please do better.
2026, please do better.
December 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So fucking done with 2025.
2026, please do better.
2026, please do better.