Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
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Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him
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Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Sometimes we win.
And as expected, the Trump henchmen are ranting like comic book villains (Drats! We'll get you next time Batman!)
And as expected, the Trump henchmen are ranting like comic book villains (Drats! We'll get you next time Batman!)
BREAKING: A federal judge in Minnesota barred immigration agents from retaliating against people peacefully protesting. He ordered agents not use pepper spray or other crowd control tools in response to protected speech, and not stop or detain protesters in vehicles.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
Judge Restricts Immigration Agents’ Actions Toward Minnesota Protesters
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January 17, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Sometimes we win.
And as expected, the Trump henchmen are ranting like comic book villains (Drats! We'll get you next time Batman!)
And as expected, the Trump henchmen are ranting like comic book villains (Drats! We'll get you next time Batman!)
Sliver of hope: ICE's terrorism crusade is hurting Trump's numbers, and Trump is obsessed with optics. Yet he thinks simply lying about ICE criminality and bullying the public to buy a bullshit narrative changes things.
Tens of millions of Americans have seen the videos. We saw what we saw.
Tens of millions of Americans have seen the videos. We saw what we saw.
January 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Sliver of hope: ICE's terrorism crusade is hurting Trump's numbers, and Trump is obsessed with optics. Yet he thinks simply lying about ICE criminality and bullying the public to buy a bullshit narrative changes things.
Tens of millions of Americans have seen the videos. We saw what we saw.
Tens of millions of Americans have seen the videos. We saw what we saw.
Trump and his terrorist regime think constant bullying and gaslighting will keep them in power.
They underestimate the overwhelming pain a majority of Americans will live through first hand. Chaos and cruelty will drown out all the Hitlerian propaganda.
Let's kick their asses in November.
They underestimate the overwhelming pain a majority of Americans will live through first hand. Chaos and cruelty will drown out all the Hitlerian propaganda.
Let's kick their asses in November.
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Trump and his terrorist regime think constant bullying and gaslighting will keep them in power.
They underestimate the overwhelming pain a majority of Americans will live through first hand. Chaos and cruelty will drown out all the Hitlerian propaganda.
Let's kick their asses in November.
They underestimate the overwhelming pain a majority of Americans will live through first hand. Chaos and cruelty will drown out all the Hitlerian propaganda.
Let's kick their asses in November.
ICE = Paid Agitators
January 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
ICE = Paid Agitators
My prayer for ICE
May they live the rest of their putrid lives looking over their shoulders
Tormented, knowing millions of people revile them
May their blood money run dry
May they constantly fear Karma will visit them
with 10X the cruelty they were paid to inflict on the most vulnerable.
Amen
May they live the rest of their putrid lives looking over their shoulders
Tormented, knowing millions of people revile them
May their blood money run dry
May they constantly fear Karma will visit them
with 10X the cruelty they were paid to inflict on the most vulnerable.
Amen
January 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
My prayer for ICE
May they live the rest of their putrid lives looking over their shoulders
Tormented, knowing millions of people revile them
May their blood money run dry
May they constantly fear Karma will visit them
with 10X the cruelty they were paid to inflict on the most vulnerable.
Amen
May they live the rest of their putrid lives looking over their shoulders
Tormented, knowing millions of people revile them
May their blood money run dry
May they constantly fear Karma will visit them
with 10X the cruelty they were paid to inflict on the most vulnerable.
Amen
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January 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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I think one of the reasons we're not seeing those Trump rallies filled with Constitutionally illiterate cousin fuckers is they're mostly working for ICE now.
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I think one of the reasons we're not seeing those Trump rallies filled with Constitutionally illiterate cousin fuckers is they're mostly working for ICE now.
KKKristi Noem: "Our brave ICE officers are going after the very worst of the worst murderers and rapists..."
No amount of Aryan gaslighting is going to defeat the TRUTH seen by tens of millions of us.
No amount of Aryan gaslighting is going to defeat the TRUTH seen by tens of millions of us.
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
KKKristi Noem: "Our brave ICE officers are going after the very worst of the worst murderers and rapists..."
No amount of Aryan gaslighting is going to defeat the TRUTH seen by tens of millions of us.
No amount of Aryan gaslighting is going to defeat the TRUTH seen by tens of millions of us.
The people yelling "STOP CALLING THEM GESTAPO!" are the same ones defending masked goons saying "SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS!"
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The people yelling "STOP CALLING THEM GESTAPO!" are the same ones defending masked goons saying "SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS!"
Ross wasn't afraid for his life.
He's an abuser who was enraged that Becca Good mocked him. That's why AS RENEE GOOD WAS IN REVERSE.
He purposely stepped in front of her vehicle so he could have a better shot. He was already decided to respond with murder, shot her, then called her a fuckin bitch.
He's an abuser who was enraged that Becca Good mocked him. That's why AS RENEE GOOD WAS IN REVERSE.
He purposely stepped in front of her vehicle so he could have a better shot. He was already decided to respond with murder, shot her, then called her a fuckin bitch.
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Ross wasn't afraid for his life.
He's an abuser who was enraged that Becca Good mocked him. That's why AS RENEE GOOD WAS IN REVERSE.
He purposely stepped in front of her vehicle so he could have a better shot. He was already decided to respond with murder, shot her, then called her a fuckin bitch.
He's an abuser who was enraged that Becca Good mocked him. That's why AS RENEE GOOD WAS IN REVERSE.
He purposely stepped in front of her vehicle so he could have a better shot. He was already decided to respond with murder, shot her, then called her a fuckin bitch.
Maybe restaurant owners SHOULD feed ICE agents.
Anything that gives them the runs.
"Oh, I'm sorry, you ordered salmon? I thought you said salmonella."
Anything that gives them the runs.
"Oh, I'm sorry, you ordered salmon? I thought you said salmonella."
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Maybe restaurant owners SHOULD feed ICE agents.
Anything that gives them the runs.
"Oh, I'm sorry, you ordered salmon? I thought you said salmonella."
Anything that gives them the runs.
"Oh, I'm sorry, you ordered salmon? I thought you said salmonella."
The Trump Administration’s $3 Meal: "A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing"
In case anyone's wondering what that "one other thing" is, it's not that tacky gold spray-painted shit from Home Depot.
In case anyone's wondering what that "one other thing" is, it's not that tacky gold spray-painted shit from Home Depot.
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The Trump Administration’s $3 Meal: "A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing"
In case anyone's wondering what that "one other thing" is, it's not that tacky gold spray-painted shit from Home Depot.
In case anyone's wondering what that "one other thing" is, it's not that tacky gold spray-painted shit from Home Depot.
One of the big differences between Nazi Germany and America 2026 is that millions of Americans have cell phones that can take video of everything.
The Government narrative will not survive millions of video footage that tells the real story.
KEEP TAKING VIDEO.
The Government narrative will not survive millions of video footage that tells the real story.
KEEP TAKING VIDEO.
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
One of the big differences between Nazi Germany and America 2026 is that millions of Americans have cell phones that can take video of everything.
The Government narrative will not survive millions of video footage that tells the real story.
KEEP TAKING VIDEO.
The Government narrative will not survive millions of video footage that tells the real story.
KEEP TAKING VIDEO.
The Trump-Noem terrorist machine wiped the crime scene, impounded the vehicle, put the killer in protective custody, and refuses to share any evidence with MPLS law enforcement.
What they failed to cover up are the trove of videos from multiple angles, and dozens of eyewitness testimony.
What they failed to cover up are the trove of videos from multiple angles, and dozens of eyewitness testimony.
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
The Trump-Noem terrorist machine wiped the crime scene, impounded the vehicle, put the killer in protective custody, and refuses to share any evidence with MPLS law enforcement.
What they failed to cover up are the trove of videos from multiple angles, and dozens of eyewitness testimony.
What they failed to cover up are the trove of videos from multiple angles, and dozens of eyewitness testimony.
A woman in a parked car looked at me funny, maybe, but it made me feel insecure. So I took a step forward, or sideways I think, and nearly hit my knee against her bumper.
So because my manhood felt threatened, I had to go to the ER for internal bleeding. I left with a giant Tampax on my ear.
So because my manhood felt threatened, I had to go to the ER for internal bleeding. I left with a giant Tampax on my ear.
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
A woman in a parked car looked at me funny, maybe, but it made me feel insecure. So I took a step forward, or sideways I think, and nearly hit my knee against her bumper.
So because my manhood felt threatened, I had to go to the ER for internal bleeding. I left with a giant Tampax on my ear.
So because my manhood felt threatened, I had to go to the ER for internal bleeding. I left with a giant Tampax on my ear.
"That's fine, dude. I'm not mad at you."
-Renee Good
"You want to come at us? I say go get some lunch, big boy!"
-Becca Good
"Fuckin' bitch!"
-Jonathan Ross, after killing Renee Good
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."
-Margaret Atwood
-Renee Good
"You want to come at us? I say go get some lunch, big boy!"
-Becca Good
"Fuckin' bitch!"
-Jonathan Ross, after killing Renee Good
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."
-Margaret Atwood
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
"That's fine, dude. I'm not mad at you."
-Renee Good
"You want to come at us? I say go get some lunch, big boy!"
-Becca Good
"Fuckin' bitch!"
-Jonathan Ross, after killing Renee Good
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."
-Margaret Atwood
-Renee Good
"You want to come at us? I say go get some lunch, big boy!"
-Becca Good
"Fuckin' bitch!"
-Jonathan Ross, after killing Renee Good
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."
-Margaret Atwood
Renee Good reacted the way tens of millions of women would have when faced with agitated, aggressive men.
"I'm not mad at you." It's a defensive, de-escalating response.
Ross is an abuser. His enablers are victim-blamers. And he murdered a frightened, unarmed woman.
"I'm not mad at you." It's a defensive, de-escalating response.
Ross is an abuser. His enablers are victim-blamers. And he murdered a frightened, unarmed woman.
January 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Renee Good reacted the way tens of millions of women would have when faced with agitated, aggressive men.
"I'm not mad at you." It's a defensive, de-escalating response.
Ross is an abuser. His enablers are victim-blamers. And he murdered a frightened, unarmed woman.
"I'm not mad at you." It's a defensive, de-escalating response.
Ross is an abuser. His enablers are victim-blamers. And he murdered a frightened, unarmed woman.
If you haven't already, get yourself a gas mask rated for tear gas attacks. They cost between $100 - 250.
Also a good idea to look into body armor. Costs much more, and they're not guaranteed to save your life, but your odds are slightly better.
Lastly, 2A.
Also a good idea to look into body armor. Costs much more, and they're not guaranteed to save your life, but your odds are slightly better.
Lastly, 2A.
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
If you haven't already, get yourself a gas mask rated for tear gas attacks. They cost between $100 - 250.
Also a good idea to look into body armor. Costs much more, and they're not guaranteed to save your life, but your odds are slightly better.
Lastly, 2A.
Also a good idea to look into body armor. Costs much more, and they're not guaranteed to save your life, but your odds are slightly better.
Lastly, 2A.
KKKristi Noem: Bla bla bla our brave ICE officers bla bla bla paid agitator weaponized their vehicle bla bla bla acted according to their training bla bla bla.
Millions of Americans: Um, you know there's video, right?
Millions of Americans: Um, you know there's video, right?
January 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
KKKristi Noem: Bla bla bla our brave ICE officers bla bla bla paid agitator weaponized their vehicle bla bla bla acted according to their training bla bla bla.
Millions of Americans: Um, you know there's video, right?
Millions of Americans: Um, you know there's video, right?
KKKaroline: Bla bla bla our brave ICE officers bla bla bla criminal leftist paid agitators bla bla bla Minneapolis bla bla bla
Millions of Americans: Um, you know there's video, right?
Millions of Americans: Um, you know there's video, right?
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
KKKaroline: Bla bla bla our brave ICE officers bla bla bla criminal leftist paid agitators bla bla bla Minneapolis bla bla bla
Millions of Americans: Um, you know there's video, right?
Millions of Americans: Um, you know there's video, right?
Fucking monsters.
Confront every single Republican Senator and Congressman with this. GET THEIR RESPONSES ON VIDEO and promise them their Constituents will see it.
Confront every single Republican Senator and Congressman with this. GET THEIR RESPONSES ON VIDEO and promise them their Constituents will see it.
“Lifeless… foam around his mouth. Nobody wants to see their kids like that.”
ICE attacked a family trying to LEAVE the besieged neighborhood and hospitalized a 6 month old baby that couldn’t breathe.
ICE attacked a family trying to LEAVE the besieged neighborhood and hospitalized a 6 month old baby that couldn’t breathe.
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Fucking monsters.
Confront every single Republican Senator and Congressman with this. GET THEIR RESPONSES ON VIDEO and promise them their Constituents will see it.
Confront every single Republican Senator and Congressman with this. GET THEIR RESPONSES ON VIDEO and promise them their Constituents will see it.
You have to be a real special kind of shit subhuman to profane an innocent suburban mom as a terrorist and blame her for her own cold-blooded murder, and gaslight tens of millions of everyday Americans they didn't see what they LITERALLY saw.
FUCK YOU JD VANCE. FUCK YOU KRISTI NOEM. FUCK ICE.
FUCK YOU JD VANCE. FUCK YOU KRISTI NOEM. FUCK ICE.
January 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
You have to be a real special kind of shit subhuman to profane an innocent suburban mom as a terrorist and blame her for her own cold-blooded murder, and gaslight tens of millions of everyday Americans they didn't see what they LITERALLY saw.
FUCK YOU JD VANCE. FUCK YOU KRISTI NOEM. FUCK ICE.
FUCK YOU JD VANCE. FUCK YOU KRISTI NOEM. FUCK ICE.
Guyliner McCouchfucker's reprehensible, Orwellian gaslighting and smearing of murder victim Renee Good proves what a despicable subhuman he is. Let this unforgivable evil hang around his neck like a political albatross, and taint him for the rest of his Nazi bootlicking life.
January 15, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Guyliner McCouchfucker's reprehensible, Orwellian gaslighting and smearing of murder victim Renee Good proves what a despicable subhuman he is. Let this unforgivable evil hang around his neck like a political albatross, and taint him for the rest of his Nazi bootlicking life.
It's reprehensible enough that ICE are behaving like the Gestapo.
What's worse, and what's a more accurate comparison, is that they're behaving like slave catchers.
That's the real reason the GOP is doing nothing to stop them. Deep down that's the part they support.
What's worse, and what's a more accurate comparison, is that they're behaving like slave catchers.
That's the real reason the GOP is doing nothing to stop them. Deep down that's the part they support.
January 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
It's reprehensible enough that ICE are behaving like the Gestapo.
What's worse, and what's a more accurate comparison, is that they're behaving like slave catchers.
That's the real reason the GOP is doing nothing to stop them. Deep down that's the part they support.
What's worse, and what's a more accurate comparison, is that they're behaving like slave catchers.
That's the real reason the GOP is doing nothing to stop them. Deep down that's the part they support.