Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
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Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him
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Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Trump rages about SNAP benefits going to starving Americans.
FROM HIS FUCKING GOLF COURSE.
FROM HIS FUCKING GOLF COURSE.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Trump rages about SNAP benefits going to starving Americans.
FROM HIS FUCKING GOLF COURSE.
FROM HIS FUCKING GOLF COURSE.
Here's the crash course on Democratic Socialism, folks
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM
www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/...
What is Democratic Socialism? It most definitely is NOT Communism and it isn't a scary thing. www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/...
www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/...
What is Democratic Socialism? It most definitely is NOT Communism and it isn't a scary thing. www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/...
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Here's the crash course on Democratic Socialism, folks
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Well, if you put it that way...
November 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Well, if you put it that way...
Trump and his terror regime want Americans to blame poor people for their economic struggles, not the billionaires who hoard everything.
It's like the fat kid eating all the donuts and blaming it on the skinny kid.
It's like the fat kid eating all the donuts and blaming it on the skinny kid.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Trump and his terror regime want Americans to blame poor people for their economic struggles, not the billionaires who hoard everything.
It's like the fat kid eating all the donuts and blaming it on the skinny kid.
It's like the fat kid eating all the donuts and blaming it on the skinny kid.
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Petition:
Pam Bondi human rights complaint - United Nations.
Criminal prosecutions without the allegation of a crime solely used as a tool of terror/harassment as Florida A.G. continued by DeSantis appointee U.S. Sen Ashley Moody.
Consider signing and sharing. www.change.org/p/pam-bondi-...
Pam Bondi human rights complaint - United Nations.
Criminal prosecutions without the allegation of a crime solely used as a tool of terror/harassment as Florida A.G. continued by DeSantis appointee U.S. Sen Ashley Moody.
Consider signing and sharing. www.change.org/p/pam-bondi-...
Sign the Petition
Pam Bondi - Ashley Moody U.N. Human Rights complaint
www.change.org
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Petition:
Pam Bondi human rights complaint - United Nations.
Criminal prosecutions without the allegation of a crime solely used as a tool of terror/harassment as Florida A.G. continued by DeSantis appointee U.S. Sen Ashley Moody.
Consider signing and sharing. www.change.org/p/pam-bondi-...
Pam Bondi human rights complaint - United Nations.
Criminal prosecutions without the allegation of a crime solely used as a tool of terror/harassment as Florida A.G. continued by DeSantis appointee U.S. Sen Ashley Moody.
Consider signing and sharing. www.change.org/p/pam-bondi-...
So they just made up their own awards.
What's the trophy? Golden dildo in a white hood?
What's the trophy? Golden dildo in a white hood?
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So they just made up their own awards.
What's the trophy? Golden dildo in a white hood?
What's the trophy? Golden dildo in a white hood?
ICE needs to be abolished, and a thorough post mortem audit needs to be performed. Expose all the corruption, cruelty, and criminality. Prosecute everyone involved in this inhumane, anti-Constitutional terrorist crusade, from the lowliest foot soldiers to the billionaires profiting off of it.
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
ICE needs to be abolished, and a thorough post mortem audit needs to be performed. Expose all the corruption, cruelty, and criminality. Prosecute everyone involved in this inhumane, anti-Constitutional terrorist crusade, from the lowliest foot soldiers to the billionaires profiting off of it.
LITERALLY the worst of the worst.
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
LITERALLY the worst of the worst.
"I don't want to hear about the affordability."
-Donald J. Trump, 11/06/2025
-Donald J. Trump, 11/06/2025
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"I don't want to hear about the affordability."
-Donald J. Trump, 11/06/2025
-Donald J. Trump, 11/06/2025
I assure you, when Trump eventually keels over, America will NOT react the way he's reacting in this picture.
Nope.
We'll be busting out all the dance moves of the world.
Nope.
We'll be busting out all the dance moves of the world.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I assure you, when Trump eventually keels over, America will NOT react the way he's reacting in this picture.
Nope.
We'll be busting out all the dance moves of the world.
Nope.
We'll be busting out all the dance moves of the world.
Here's a good slogan for 2028:
Fumigate The White House
Fumigate The White House
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Here's a good slogan for 2028:
Fumigate The White House
Fumigate The White House
Best description of Trump I've read today:
"demented fuckbag who stands around and does nothing"
www.jefftiedrich.com/p/what-the-f...
"demented fuckbag who stands around and does nothing"
www.jefftiedrich.com/p/what-the-f...
what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Donny can't even pretend to care about helping
www.jefftiedrich.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Best description of Trump I've read today:
"demented fuckbag who stands around and does nothing"
www.jefftiedrich.com/p/what-the-f...
"demented fuckbag who stands around and does nothing"
www.jefftiedrich.com/p/what-the-f...
Don Sleepo Snorleone
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Don Sleepo Snorleone
Imagine a federal judge telling you to feed starving children, and telling them NO, shortly after you held a Great-Gatsby style extravaganza at your country club with half naked women gyrating in a giant martini glass.
PS: FUCK YOU to everyone who voted for this fat heartless Nazi fuck.
PS: FUCK YOU to everyone who voted for this fat heartless Nazi fuck.
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Imagine a federal judge telling you to feed starving children, and telling them NO, shortly after you held a Great-Gatsby style extravaganza at your country club with half naked women gyrating in a giant martini glass.
PS: FUCK YOU to everyone who voted for this fat heartless Nazi fuck.
PS: FUCK YOU to everyone who voted for this fat heartless Nazi fuck.
If elected officials say one thing PRIVATELY, but vote the opposite PUBLICLY, they need to leave PUBLIC office and retire to PRIVATE life.
Plain and simple.
Plain and simple.
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If elected officials say one thing PRIVATELY, but vote the opposite PUBLICLY, they need to leave PUBLIC office and retire to PRIVATE life.
Plain and simple.
Plain and simple.
Turns out the "worst of the worst" are ICE and CBP agents.
Folks--we need to fucking win 2026 and 2028 so we can shut down these agencies and put all of these Nazi bastard fucks on trial.
Folks--we need to fucking win 2026 and 2028 so we can shut down these agencies and put all of these Nazi bastard fucks on trial.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Turns out the "worst of the worst" are ICE and CBP agents.
Folks--we need to fucking win 2026 and 2028 so we can shut down these agencies and put all of these Nazi bastard fucks on trial.
Folks--we need to fucking win 2026 and 2028 so we can shut down these agencies and put all of these Nazi bastard fucks on trial.
Releasing SNAP benefits is the legal thing to do. It's the moral compassionate, and Christian thing to do. It's the Congressionally mandated, Federal-judge-ordered thing to do.
Trump still says NO.
Because he's immoral, cruel, criminal, anti-Christian, and anti-Constitutional.
Trump still says NO.
Because he's immoral, cruel, criminal, anti-Christian, and anti-Constitutional.
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Releasing SNAP benefits is the legal thing to do. It's the moral compassionate, and Christian thing to do. It's the Congressionally mandated, Federal-judge-ordered thing to do.
Trump still says NO.
Because he's immoral, cruel, criminal, anti-Christian, and anti-Constitutional.
Trump still says NO.
Because he's immoral, cruel, criminal, anti-Christian, and anti-Constitutional.
The number one story everywhere, everyday SHOULD BE the fact that everyday normal people are being VIOLENTLY disappeared from American streets on a daily basis.
Imagine if this happened a year ago, or ten years ago.
You'd think you got sucked into an alternate universe.
Imagine if this happened a year ago, or ten years ago.
You'd think you got sucked into an alternate universe.
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The number one story everywhere, everyday SHOULD BE the fact that everyday normal people are being VIOLENTLY disappeared from American streets on a daily basis.
Imagine if this happened a year ago, or ten years ago.
You'd think you got sucked into an alternate universe.
Imagine if this happened a year ago, or ten years ago.
You'd think you got sucked into an alternate universe.
Trump ordered the shutdown to cover up the Epstein files.
Americans won't get SNAP benefits.
Trump refuses to release congressionally approved SNAP benefits.
Judge orders him to release SNAP benefits. Trump says no.
Trump defies two co-equal branches IN ORDER to starve Americans.
Americans won't get SNAP benefits.
Trump refuses to release congressionally approved SNAP benefits.
Judge orders him to release SNAP benefits. Trump says no.
Trump defies two co-equal branches IN ORDER to starve Americans.
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Trump ordered the shutdown to cover up the Epstein files.
Americans won't get SNAP benefits.
Trump refuses to release congressionally approved SNAP benefits.
Judge orders him to release SNAP benefits. Trump says no.
Trump defies two co-equal branches IN ORDER to starve Americans.
Americans won't get SNAP benefits.
Trump refuses to release congressionally approved SNAP benefits.
Judge orders him to release SNAP benefits. Trump says no.
Trump defies two co-equal branches IN ORDER to starve Americans.
So true, man!
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
So true, man!
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My weekly email to my congressman…
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My weekly email to my congressman…
As a Gen-X, black coffee purist I often roll my eyes at my fellow Seattle-ites when they use an entire paragraph to order their hot morning beverage.
But it's November, and I caved, sitting here enjoying my tall oat-milk Peppermint mocha no foam, thank you very much.
But it's November, and I caved, sitting here enjoying my tall oat-milk Peppermint mocha no foam, thank you very much.
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
As a Gen-X, black coffee purist I often roll my eyes at my fellow Seattle-ites when they use an entire paragraph to order their hot morning beverage.
But it's November, and I caved, sitting here enjoying my tall oat-milk Peppermint mocha no foam, thank you very much.
But it's November, and I caved, sitting here enjoying my tall oat-milk Peppermint mocha no foam, thank you very much.
Getting assaulted by a sandwich on whole wheat is no laughing matter. Tactical gear can only do so much to defend someone with a wheat allergy. 😆
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Getting assaulted by a sandwich on whole wheat is no laughing matter. Tactical gear can only do so much to defend someone with a wheat allergy. 😆