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Tight cannon
Sat about ten yards away from the princess of Wales (current) at my kid's swim meet. She clapped at all the right times
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Goodness me, it’s like someone rewrote The Twelve Days of Christmas with sex pests www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Russell Brand charged with new rape and sexual assault offences
Russell Brand will appear in court on 20 January 2026 over the new charges.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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the only sensible use-case for ai involves closed, quality-controlled datasets, and the fact that literally every ai company wants to scrape every word, image, sound and film in history really proves that they don't understand their own tech
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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As a mother who exclusively breastfed four babies into toddlerhood- fuck these idiots. Their entire personalities have become shaming mothers. Take your Tylenol, vaccinate, feed your baby, and sleep well at night knowing you didn't take parenting advice from ignorant misogynists.
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Self-declared Free Speech Capital of the World Deeply Concerned about European Censorship proposes pre-screening tweets for wrongthink as part of the ESTA application process.

Cool. Cool cool cool.
This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

and these are our closest allies!
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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A good magician never reveals his terrible loneliness
June 29, 2023 at 3:01 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Left: Donald Trump’s Jan 6th quote, as presented in the dossier that brought down two BBC bosses

Right: What Donald Trump actually said.

Full story in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social: www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-e...
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Oh.
Left: Donald Trump’s Jan 6th quote, as presented in the dossier that brought down two BBC bosses

Right: What Donald Trump actually said.

Full story in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social: www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-e...
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Quisling
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery

absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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That's my Batman
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Revenge tariffs, White House demolition, DoJ compensation payments, Crypto schemes - none of it is legal. Nothing he does is legal. Stop trying to place it on the spectrum of legality. Stop it. You're like a basketball referee scanning the rulebook to see if a golden retriever is allowed to play.
October 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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34 people killed in 50 days. Their guilt or innocence unknown, for an alleged crime that doesn't carry a death sentence. That's a lot of death.

adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
October 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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"Person impeached for insurrection sends billions to Argentina during US gov't shutdown" and "Felon convicted of fraud pardons felon convicted of fraud" and "Long-time Epstein associate posts video depicting himself as a king dumping diarrhea on Americans from a fighter jet" are factual statements
October 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Marriage is like picking your favorite song to be your ringtone
October 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM