Sardinepretzel
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Look how they massacred my boy.
@michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social I'm sorry to have to break this to you incase you do not know, my man. But,...
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The 'Burbs | Official Teaser | Peacock Original
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December 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Look how they massacred my boy.
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“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?”
“Because that’s what they are”
@vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference.
#Newsnight
“Because that’s what they are”
@vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference.
#Newsnight
October 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?”
“Because that’s what they are”
@vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference.
#Newsnight
“Because that’s what they are”
@vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference.
#Newsnight
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All set up at @sequential-scot.bsky.social at the Doubletree Hilton in Glasgow ✌️ here till 5 babeee ✨
August 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
All set up at @sequential-scot.bsky.social at the Doubletree Hilton in Glasgow ✌️ here till 5 babeee ✨
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Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?
July 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?
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I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.
June 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.
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Hi pals, exciting news! I'm now on Patreon! It’s something I’ve been meaning to do for ages and I'm pretty excited about it. Please have a look at Patreon.com/neilslorance
June 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hi pals, exciting news! I'm now on Patreon! It’s something I’ve been meaning to do for ages and I'm pretty excited about it. Please have a look at Patreon.com/neilslorance
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How we’re being asked to live now is objectively insane
March 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
How we’re being asked to live now is objectively insane
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Google obliterated their search function for this
February 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Google obliterated their search function for this
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Voldugur was my silent sketch a day made up as I went along experiment a man goes up a mountain and comes down something quite different.
Here is a link to the PDF if you fancy a look
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/7mimz...
Here is a link to the PDF if you fancy a look
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/7mimz...
February 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Voldugur was my silent sketch a day made up as I went along experiment a man goes up a mountain and comes down something quite different.
Here is a link to the PDF if you fancy a look
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/7mimz...
Here is a link to the PDF if you fancy a look
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/7mimz...
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how do you even do a sieg heil like a dork
January 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
how do you even do a sieg heil like a dork
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An explanation, for tonight
![A cartoon by Stephen Collins. Script as follows:
1
THE SCENE: is BBC Television centre or wherever that is these days. HARRY STYLES is getting out of a limo to enter a studio. An autograph-hunting FAN accosts him.
Also, a DATE STAMP appears ‘on screen’, like it used to do in the X-files, reading:
OCTOBER, 2024: Maidstone Studios, England
FAN 1:
That’s Harry Styles!
FAN 2 [Approaching Harry]:
Can I have a selfie, Harry?
2
FAN:
What are you doing at Maidstone Studios on this finbe day in mid October, Harry?
3
HARRY STYLES:
Why, I’ve come here in mid-October to record ‘Jools Holland’s New Year Hoote-‘
4
*FSHW*
[Harry Styles is suddenly vaporised by a LASER BEAM]
5
[We see the culprit; a hi tech flying DRONE has zapped Mr Styles to death. The drone has a camera eye on the front of it]
6
[Cut to: JOOLS HOLLAND in his Hootenanny lair, watching a screen which has just alerted him to the elimination of Styles]
[Legend on screen]:
ARTIST ELIMINATED
HOLLAND:
Goddamn it
7
HOLLAND:
Why can’t they keep their mouths SHUT?
8
HOLLAND:
Tim Davie!
TIM DAVIE [Director General of the BBC]:
Y-yes Jools?
HOLLAND:
Who’ve we got left for this year?
10
TIM DAVIE:
The Boomtown Rats, one of Sister Sledge and Marc Almond
HOLLAND:
Almond *again*?
11
TIM DAVIE:
We’re running out of artists to call, sir…
M-must we keep killing… so many…?
HOLLAND:
You know the rules, Davie. The secret of the Hootenanny must be protected at all costs. All who divulge it…
12
HOLLAND [close up on his evil face, eye twitching]:
Must be eliminated](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibtcfluywrhxbnpooa5dcxr526hq474qcbio63di5dbctszzacezq@jpeg)
December 31, 2024 at 10:09 AM
An explanation, for tonight
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For Sale
NFT shoes
Never funged
NFT shoes
Never funged
December 31, 2024 at 12:49 PM
For Sale
NFT shoes
Never funged
NFT shoes
Never funged
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“The viral Hawk Tuah girl got Milkshake ducked over a memecoin scam”. If you said that sentence to someone from 1962, their head would explode like John Fitzgerald Kennedys. Maybe that’s what happened to him?
December 27, 2024 at 1:51 PM
“The viral Hawk Tuah girl got Milkshake ducked over a memecoin scam”. If you said that sentence to someone from 1962, their head would explode like John Fitzgerald Kennedys. Maybe that’s what happened to him?
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And as for Tiny Tim, who can NOT be bargained with, who can NOT be reasoned with, who does NOT feel pity or remorse or fear and who absolutely will NOT stop, ever, until you are dead
December 25, 2024 at 11:55 PM
And as for Tiny Tim, who can NOT be bargained with, who can NOT be reasoned with, who does NOT feel pity or remorse or fear and who absolutely will NOT stop, ever, until you are dead
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I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 AM
I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain
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Rare occasion of mid-aughts Simpsons going incredibly hard
December 8, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Rare occasion of mid-aughts Simpsons going incredibly hard
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Long Flush: a short horror movie
December 7, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Long Flush: a short horror movie
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This author signing with this publisher must have led to a lot of confusing back-and-forth when sending the announcement to the trades
December 4, 2024 at 12:35 AM
This author signing with this publisher must have led to a lot of confusing back-and-forth when sending the announcement to the trades
I wonder if the wee guys that menchied the People Make Glasgow building know they’ve made it into Microsoft Flight Simulator
November 29, 2024 at 4:03 PM
I wonder if the wee guys that menchied the People Make Glasgow building know they’ve made it into Microsoft Flight Simulator
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imagine being such a huge dork that an entire thriving web site and community exists simply because you suck
November 26, 2024 at 6:39 PM
imagine being such a huge dork that an entire thriving web site and community exists simply because you suck
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got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
November 27, 2024 at 6:58 PM
got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
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In a Krusty The Klown-type scenario, the 2025 Cliff Richard Calendar includes a month where the image is "Cliff buying his outfits for the 2025 Cliff Richard calendar".
November 24, 2024 at 2:29 PM
In a Krusty The Klown-type scenario, the 2025 Cliff Richard Calendar includes a month where the image is "Cliff buying his outfits for the 2025 Cliff Richard calendar".