Magic: the Simpsoning
@magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social
Used to put Simpsons stuff on Magic cards, currently watching folk guitar and playing Skyrim. Media-wise, I also like The Sopranos, ASoIaF, Mad Men, BCS. I have a wife, house, job, and three kids - don't ask me how the economy works. MoCo, MD. He/him.
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back on Twitter, I had SEVEN (!) tweets that began "you people have stood in my way long enough." Here's an important one.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
back on Twitter, I had SEVEN (!) tweets that began "you people have stood in my way long enough." Here's an important one.
I'm aware of the irony of using Jerry Seinfeld to express this point, so don't bother pointing that out
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm aware of the irony of using Jerry Seinfeld to express this point, so don't bother pointing that out
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Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Gonna get me a steam cube (by which a mean a box that I cook pork buns in)
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Gonna get me a steam cube (by which a mean a box that I cook pork buns in)
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36-year olds now vs. 36-year olds then
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
36-year olds now vs. 36-year olds then
This occasionally gets a fav from the grave, always good to remember what non-healthcare initiatives are being bilaterally funded by elected representatives.
it's in a post-golden age ep, but the Simpsons went much harder here
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This occasionally gets a fav from the grave, always good to remember what non-healthcare initiatives are being bilaterally funded by elected representatives.
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
Get our ass, Herman
this whiteness keeps her ruins for ever new
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Get our ass, Herman
Lighter side-
Family movie night. Empire Strikes Back. We got to the part where Luke slays Vader in the LSD tree, Vader is revered to be Luke.
4-year old: "I've figured it out!"
I hold my breath: how insightful is my brilliant darling boy?
4-year old: "Darth Vader is a real person in a costume!"
Family movie night. Empire Strikes Back. We got to the part where Luke slays Vader in the LSD tree, Vader is revered to be Luke.
4-year old: "I've figured it out!"
I hold my breath: how insightful is my brilliant darling boy?
4-year old: "Darth Vader is a real person in a costume!"
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Lighter side-
Family movie night. Empire Strikes Back. We got to the part where Luke slays Vader in the LSD tree, Vader is revered to be Luke.
4-year old: "I've figured it out!"
I hold my breath: how insightful is my brilliant darling boy?
4-year old: "Darth Vader is a real person in a costume!"
Family movie night. Empire Strikes Back. We got to the part where Luke slays Vader in the LSD tree, Vader is revered to be Luke.
4-year old: "I've figured it out!"
I hold my breath: how insightful is my brilliant darling boy?
4-year old: "Darth Vader is a real person in a costume!"
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Imagine trying to place a football bet with a walkie talkie. "I'll take the under, over."
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Imagine trying to place a football bet with a walkie talkie. "I'll take the under, over."
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GRRM and Robert Caro should swap series. Let George take a crack at writing about the LBJ Vietnam years and let Caro write about Westeros reacting to the Dragon Queen.
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
GRRM and Robert Caro should swap series. Let George take a crack at writing about the LBJ Vietnam years and let Caro write about Westeros reacting to the Dragon Queen.
Bluesky is all on the same page that GTA is kinda mid, right?
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Bluesky is all on the same page that GTA is kinda mid, right?
Why is 40K lore so widely-k. nown? What piece of media made it popular? A game? A book? Is everyone up painting minis all nigh?
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Why is 40K lore so widely-k. nown? What piece of media made it popular? A game? A book? Is everyone up painting minis all nigh?
If they try to take everything from us
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If they try to take everything from us
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November 7, 2025 at 6:39 AM