Neil Slorance
@neilslorance.com
I'm Neil. I like drawing pictures and comics. Owns famous tortoise. http://ko-fi.com/neilslorance
well it was lovely knowing you all
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
well it was lovely knowing you all
Wishing you all a safe and cosy Christmas whatever you get up to 🐢📚
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Wishing you all a safe and cosy Christmas whatever you get up to 🐢📚
when you balls up a poached egg
December 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
when you balls up a poached egg
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Hello lovelies! On the 21st of December I'll be doing a charity stream for the Samaritans.
Here's the plan and some of the wee rewards and goals!
There'll also be some incentives and rewards through the Samaritans Tiltify page which I'll share as soon as it's made!
Shares much appreciated! ✨🌛
Here's the plan and some of the wee rewards and goals!
There'll also be some incentives and rewards through the Samaritans Tiltify page which I'll share as soon as it's made!
Shares much appreciated! ✨🌛
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Hello lovelies! On the 21st of December I'll be doing a charity stream for the Samaritans.
Here's the plan and some of the wee rewards and goals!
There'll also be some incentives and rewards through the Samaritans Tiltify page which I'll share as soon as it's made!
Shares much appreciated! ✨🌛
Here's the plan and some of the wee rewards and goals!
There'll also be some incentives and rewards through the Samaritans Tiltify page which I'll share as soon as it's made!
Shares much appreciated! ✨🌛
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Pirate Fun from @neilslorance.com, @colinbell.bsky.social, and David B. Cooper is indeed SO much fun. Nonstop equal-parts clever and stupid [very complimentary] silliness in both writing and art, it had me giggling out loud several times.
#ThoughtBubbleHaul
#ThoughtBubbleHaul
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Pirate Fun from @neilslorance.com, @colinbell.bsky.social, and David B. Cooper is indeed SO much fun. Nonstop equal-parts clever and stupid [very complimentary] silliness in both writing and art, it had me giggling out loud several times.
#ThoughtBubbleHaul
#ThoughtBubbleHaul
Today I learned there’s a sunflower Pokémon and it’s just my fav lil thing 🌻
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Today I learned there’s a sunflower Pokémon and it’s just my fav lil thing 🌻
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
Can confirm. This was me 👼
December 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Can confirm. This was me 👼
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🎵 it's the most wonderful day of the year🎵
Looking forward to putting this up on the wall. The stickers are, as the children used to say, radical. 💚
Looking forward to putting this up on the wall. The stickers are, as the children used to say, radical. 💚
December 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
🎵 it's the most wonderful day of the year🎵
Looking forward to putting this up on the wall. The stickers are, as the children used to say, radical. 💚
Looking forward to putting this up on the wall. The stickers are, as the children used to say, radical. 💚
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PIRATE FUN: THE THIRD TRIAL, available now!
PIRATE FUN: THE COLLECTED EDITION, seeking a publisher next year!
PIRATE FUN: THE COLLECTED EDITION, seeking a publisher next year!
Kids will always love comics. They just need good ones and be able to find them.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Why are kids getting into comics and is their timing spot on?
What is driving a surge in enthusiasm for comics among children and how may it benefit their future?
www.bbc.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
PIRATE FUN: THE THIRD TRIAL, available now!
PIRATE FUN: THE COLLECTED EDITION, seeking a publisher next year!
PIRATE FUN: THE COLLECTED EDITION, seeking a publisher next year!
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There are a lot of factors contributing to disillusionment among creators, but one big element is that you can work and strive and dedicate years to honing your craft and building an audience and still be fighting for pennies, while the money people will gladly throw billions at the new slop fad.
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
There are a lot of factors contributing to disillusionment among creators, but one big element is that you can work and strive and dedicate years to honing your craft and building an audience and still be fighting for pennies, while the money people will gladly throw billions at the new slop fad.
Immediately got Chris’ recipe to make this for my fusspot dad and it absolutely rules. Like a big comforting hug.
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Immediately got Chris’ recipe to make this for my fusspot dad and it absolutely rules. Like a big comforting hug.
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Okay finally! Kid Eastwood the Movie is available both PHYSICALLY:
ct57art.etsy.com/listing/4421...
and DIGITALLY:
ct57art.etsy.com/listing/4412...
US shipping is still insane and I apologise for that, but it’s not likely to change for the foreseeable unfortunately. But digital’s an option!
ct57art.etsy.com/listing/4421...
and DIGITALLY:
ct57art.etsy.com/listing/4412...
US shipping is still insane and I apologise for that, but it’s not likely to change for the foreseeable unfortunately. But digital’s an option!
December 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Okay finally! Kid Eastwood the Movie is available both PHYSICALLY:
ct57art.etsy.com/listing/4421...
and DIGITALLY:
ct57art.etsy.com/listing/4412...
US shipping is still insane and I apologise for that, but it’s not likely to change for the foreseeable unfortunately. But digital’s an option!
ct57art.etsy.com/listing/4421...
and DIGITALLY:
ct57art.etsy.com/listing/4412...
US shipping is still insane and I apologise for that, but it’s not likely to change for the foreseeable unfortunately. But digital’s an option!
Was doing a school workshop today and sadly had to disappoint a kid who thought I was @neillcameron.bsky.social 😅
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Was doing a school workshop today and sadly had to disappoint a kid who thought I was @neillcameron.bsky.social 😅
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Our final Terry Christmas recommendation is Neil Slorance’s Etsy shop. I buy the Tortober calendar every year and it’s a joy. The teen (our Gen Z correspondent) grew up with Pirate Fun. You’ll find something whimsical, colourful and joyful here for the fun people in your life!
My new 2026 is up in the shop! Makes for a great gift or a wee treat to yourself! Shop Small ❤️ artbyneilslorance.etsy.com/listing/4396...
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Our final Terry Christmas recommendation is Neil Slorance’s Etsy shop. I buy the Tortober calendar every year and it’s a joy. The teen (our Gen Z correspondent) grew up with Pirate Fun. You’ll find something whimsical, colourful and joyful here for the fun people in your life!
Fair play to the countries sticking to their word.
now for the UK to do
✨absolutely nothing✨
now for the UK to do
✨absolutely nothing✨
Several countries boycott Eurovision after Israel allowed to compete
Several countries boycott Eurovision after Israel allowed to compete
There had been calls for Israel to be excluded over the conduct of the war in Gaza.
www.bbc.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Fair play to the countries sticking to their word.
now for the UK to do
✨absolutely nothing✨
now for the UK to do
✨absolutely nothing✨
Could Paypal literally not think of a better name? Every time I get an email I read it like DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF SHIT
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Could Paypal literally not think of a better name? Every time I get an email I read it like DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF SHIT
Had a great school workshop today! I always seem to be photographed doing the jazz hands 👐
Thank you @neilslorance.com for a wonderful first visit working with @misskanelhs.bsky.social S2. Staff and pupils really enjoyed themselves!
@larberthigh.bsky.social
@lhsenglish.bsky.social
@larberthigh.bsky.social
@lhsenglish.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Had a great school workshop today! I always seem to be photographed doing the jazz hands 👐
Woah cool I have a new follower*
*they also follow 257,000 other people.
*they also follow 257,000 other people.
fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed
ALT: fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Woah cool I have a new follower*
*they also follow 257,000 other people.
*they also follow 257,000 other people.
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Dear friends and followers, we need your help this #GivingTuesday after a bad year for nonprofits in the US. Please donate and spread the word: cartoonistsrights.org/donate
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Dear friends and followers, we need your help this #GivingTuesday after a bad year for nonprofits in the US. Please donate and spread the word: cartoonistsrights.org/donate
Happy December pals! Remember to turn that calendar! And if you need a new calendar I know just the one 🐢
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Happy December pals! Remember to turn that calendar! And if you need a new calendar I know just the one 🐢
Had a nice wee wander and doodle round the Burrell today with @firstmadekit.uk
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Had a nice wee wander and doodle round the Burrell today with @firstmadekit.uk
Not doing Black Friday sorry 🥲 I price myself as best I can while postage/tarrifs/fees are sky high. If you would like to shop small and support an artist my shop is artbyneilslorance.etsy.com ❤️
artbyneilslorance.etsy.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Not doing Black Friday sorry 🥲 I price myself as best I can while postage/tarrifs/fees are sky high. If you would like to shop small and support an artist my shop is artbyneilslorance.etsy.com ❤️
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You just died.
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(that sneaky tortoise! @neilslorance.com)
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(that sneaky tortoise! @neilslorance.com)
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
You just died.
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(that sneaky tortoise! @neilslorance.com)
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(that sneaky tortoise! @neilslorance.com)