Michael M 👽
@michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social
'Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son' - a newspaper.
Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line
An author now I guess??
All the links 👉 linktr.ee/michaelmisrubbish
Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line
An author now I guess??
All the links 👉 linktr.ee/michaelmisrubbish
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We have come so far as a society that people in stock photos are starting to look fashionable again.
February 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
We have come so far as a society that people in stock photos are starting to look fashionable again.
In my other job, to combat people using AI slop, I've just become the most harsh and vocal content dictator. If you use an emdash in my presence, you get your wages docked. Because now anyone can 'make' any old shit, we need to become militant with taste, that's the only weapon we have left.
February 4, 2026 at 8:36 AM
In my other job, to combat people using AI slop, I've just become the most harsh and vocal content dictator. If you use an emdash in my presence, you get your wages docked. Because now anyone can 'make' any old shit, we need to become militant with taste, that's the only weapon we have left.
Had to phone ebay customer services and they said 'I see you've been a customer for 24 years, thank you for your loyalty.'
Me:
Me:
February 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Had to phone ebay customer services and they said 'I see you've been a customer for 24 years, thank you for your loyalty.'
Me:
Me:
Remember the 90s itv Gladiators show? How you never really saw Cobra or Lightning again after the first series? Apparently Cobra was a cannibal, and actually devoured Lightning! It was wild, but nobody covered the story because apparently Lightning was awful to the crew so they were gladiator.
/dad
/dad
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Remember the 90s itv Gladiators show? How you never really saw Cobra or Lightning again after the first series? Apparently Cobra was a cannibal, and actually devoured Lightning! It was wild, but nobody covered the story because apparently Lightning was awful to the crew so they were gladiator.
/dad
/dad
Looking forward to this! Last time I played the Cumby was approximately 24th January 2008.
🚨 NEW SHOE(W) ALERT 👞
SLIME CITY, Scotland's premiere pieces of geek rock shit, return to NEWCASTLE on 15 May to play The Cumberland Arms w/ Zilch Patrol & Baker Island.
Grab your tickets here 👉 www.ticketsource.co.uk/upstairs-nei...
More 2026 show confirmations to come 💀
SLIME CITY, Scotland's premiere pieces of geek rock shit, return to NEWCASTLE on 15 May to play The Cumberland Arms w/ Zilch Patrol & Baker Island.
Grab your tickets here 👉 www.ticketsource.co.uk/upstairs-nei...
More 2026 show confirmations to come 💀
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Looking forward to this! Last time I played the Cumby was approximately 24th January 2008.
Why don't firefighters just live in a big bungalow instead of having to slide down a pole?
January 29, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Why don't firefighters just live in a big bungalow instead of having to slide down a pole?
Kids in 5 years shouting 'I'm sunsetting this interaction because you're at the intersection of wrong and stupid — no longer aligning with my strategic priorities' because they've used AI to reword 'fuck off'.
January 29, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Kids in 5 years shouting 'I'm sunsetting this interaction because you're at the intersection of wrong and stupid — no longer aligning with my strategic priorities' because they've used AI to reword 'fuck off'.
Did AI create the courses?
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Did AI create the courses?
Could feasibly be a hip new band now.
January 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Could feasibly be a hip new band now.
We really normalised absolute bellends being utterly odious to people while filming it then going haha it's a prank bro it's a prank.
Not sure baiting a stranger into almost swinging for you is the same as pretending you've got their nose.Some real sociopathic shit dressed up as content.
Not sure baiting a stranger into almost swinging for you is the same as pretending you've got their nose.Some real sociopathic shit dressed up as content.
January 26, 2026 at 9:02 AM
We really normalised absolute bellends being utterly odious to people while filming it then going haha it's a prank bro it's a prank.
Not sure baiting a stranger into almost swinging for you is the same as pretending you've got their nose.Some real sociopathic shit dressed up as content.
Not sure baiting a stranger into almost swinging for you is the same as pretending you've got their nose.Some real sociopathic shit dressed up as content.
Found a receipt for the £50 my old band got paid to play the 2000 capacity Barrowland Ballroom in 2011.
Some but not all of us even got a taxi home that night 💰😎
Some but not all of us even got a taxi home that night 💰😎
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Found a receipt for the £50 my old band got paid to play the 2000 capacity Barrowland Ballroom in 2011.
Some but not all of us even got a taxi home that night 💰😎
Some but not all of us even got a taxi home that night 💰😎
Found this story I was writing when I was wee guy - think it has potential MARVEL???
January 23, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Found this story I was writing when I was wee guy - think it has potential MARVEL???
If an invading army left me a large wooden horse I would simply ignore it and not take it into my house. Just saying, seems sus.
January 23, 2026 at 12:25 PM
If an invading army left me a large wooden horse I would simply ignore it and not take it into my house. Just saying, seems sus.
Me when I go to see a local band expecting it to fill up but it doesn't.
January 23, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Me when I go to see a local band expecting it to fill up but it doesn't.
I've got nothing against AI in music.
If you want, I can:
▪️Cut this down further to emphasise your point
▪️Make this more leadership-focused
▪️Blend it seamlessly into a longer statement
If you want, I can:
▪️Cut this down further to emphasise your point
▪️Make this more leadership-focused
▪️Blend it seamlessly into a longer statement
January 23, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I've got nothing against AI in music.
If you want, I can:
▪️Cut this down further to emphasise your point
▪️Make this more leadership-focused
▪️Blend it seamlessly into a longer statement
If you want, I can:
▪️Cut this down further to emphasise your point
▪️Make this more leadership-focused
▪️Blend it seamlessly into a longer statement
Reposted by Michael M 👽
Trying to play a new game and being overwhelmed by the tutorial text like 'For each Blakan Gem you retrieve, your Lorka skills will increase once per grolt. Lorkan Planks will not be redeemable within the Chiffle rift. WARNING Chelps will gradually erode your Urbolick Weeping.'
January 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Trying to play a new game and being overwhelmed by the tutorial text like 'For each Blakan Gem you retrieve, your Lorka skills will increase once per grolt. Lorkan Planks will not be redeemable within the Chiffle rift. WARNING Chelps will gradually erode your Urbolick Weeping.'
I'm not a physical media music guy, but i like that vinyl's constraints dictated creative decisions - like groove distortion making slower, quieter songs commonplace at the end of an album, and the length being capped. As soon as artists had the freedom to do 60 min albums on cd it all went to shit.
January 22, 2026 at 9:17 AM
I'm not a physical media music guy, but i like that vinyl's constraints dictated creative decisions - like groove distortion making slower, quieter songs commonplace at the end of an album, and the length being capped. As soon as artists had the freedom to do 60 min albums on cd it all went to shit.
Turd Ferguson's pop punk side project
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Turd Ferguson's pop punk side project
So as per your request I've outlined some of our kpis for this quarter and
January 21, 2026 at 11:09 AM
So as per your request I've outlined some of our kpis for this quarter and
Incidentally, in 2015, I would've had to spend an hour photoshopping a slug into this photo for 80 RTs and an uncredited share by LadBible but now I could get AI to do it in seconds and then be investigated by the police for accidentally creating an inappropriate image.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Incidentally, in 2015, I would've had to spend an hour photoshopping a slug into this photo for 80 RTs and an uncredited share by LadBible but now I could get AI to do it in seconds and then be investigated by the police for accidentally creating an inappropriate image.
Just blueskying rn
January 21, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Just blueskying rn
How it feels to be the guy who says 'don't talk back' in yakety yak
January 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
How it feels to be the guy who says 'don't talk back' in yakety yak
The Chair Company was one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
For more reviews, follow me for more reviews.
For more reviews, follow me for more reviews.
January 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
The Chair Company was one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
For more reviews, follow me for more reviews.
For more reviews, follow me for more reviews.
I asked AI to do my washing but it gave me a big list of how I could do it while it sat there on its roboarse doing all the thinking and muggins here had to load the washer myself, and you'd think it would have some sympathy with the machine given it was its ancestor, but no, it just sat smug.
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I asked AI to do my washing but it gave me a big list of how I could do it while it sat there on its roboarse doing all the thinking and muggins here had to load the washer myself, and you'd think it would have some sympathy with the machine given it was its ancestor, but no, it just sat smug.
The Traitors should be put in a museum as THE definitive breathing example of western culture's societal biases. Fuck academic studies, just show this programme to the future and go: so where do we think this very very confident police detective went wrong?
January 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The Traitors should be put in a museum as THE definitive breathing example of western culture's societal biases. Fuck academic studies, just show this programme to the future and go: so where do we think this very very confident police detective went wrong?