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Michael M 👽
@michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social
'Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son' - a newspaper.

Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line

An author now I guess??

All the links 👉 linktr.ee/michaelmisrubbish
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Never wear a Ghostwatch tshirt under a jacket
It's all diy or die until I have to parcel up hundreds and hundreds of records and then it's please let me die.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Reposted by Michael M 👽
Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop.

Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.

Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop.

Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.

Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
To all the twitter exiles who had moderate 'success' on that platform, what were the posts you were proud of but ended up complete stinkers?

I spent ages doing this video and song and was ready to cash in my RT currency, but it absolutely fuckin bombed. Rightly so.
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That's yer guy ready to go live on YouTube at 8pm to play a vinyl I've never heard that I found in a charity shop!

Tshirt unrelated.

YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Toniiiight, my daft stream 👇
Next stream of UNKNOWN TREASURES is tomorrow 🗓️ 6 NOV 🕗 8-9pm on that YouTube!

Yaaasss

YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When the singer looks like normcore Stephen King, you know you're gonna die in that pit
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Radiohead: the force awakens.

Absolutely howling at this poster from a ticket tout site.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Remember that time I designed a load of daft parody tshirts that hundreds of people stole and still sell on redbubble, the site who banned me from doing that??

After that, MySoti gave me a terrible percentage on sales then blocked me and shut down the ENTIRE WEBSITE.

I simply love to have ideas!
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
For some reason, there was a period the internet was referred to as the super information highway, which is hilarious because it turns out the internet is just this really sketchy cul de sac you get trapped in and all the frightening locals start to surround you and ask what you're doing here boy.
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The last you heard of a band on X Factor in the mid 00s called something like 4 Become 2: "This isn't the last you've heard of 4 Become 2"
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My view when I'm on stage at my rock show telling everybody to get the fuck up for this next track
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Went to see turnstile last night and they were fantastic. Didn't take any photos because, unfortunately, I died when I saw they were charging £100 for a hoodie.
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I don't know why adults are so terrified of being cringe when the judgement comes from teenagers. When I was at school, a guy said I closed my jotter over-enthusiastically and it embarrassed him, kids don't know what the fuck they're talking about. *shuts book like a right weirdo*
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I forgot to post this for Halloween, so here it is now, a story about my spooky time in Aberdeen.
November 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I know this is so different when it comes to men/women, but there's a shop I go into and the staff routinely refer to me, and the other customers, as 'honey' and 'love' and I'm like... Yeah, this is conflicting, but call me the names.
November 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Me playing my first live show since may.
November 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Just looking for a daft calendar for 2026 and then finding an image you made in 2017 in there. The patter theft twitter days still cast a shadow!

I actually made 25% of the worst memes you've ever forgotten.
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The killer from Halloween is called Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Sending out review links today, let me know if you want to write about 'an album of all time'!
Freelance music reviewers, hit me up if you'd like an advance stream of the new @slimecitymusic.bsky.social album to write about! Publications, blogs, napkins, all welcome!

Ffo: music I guess but probably devo, weezer, sparks, mclusky, art brut etc.
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
No harm to this person, they're just trying to get a bargain but it's THE ITEM that's sending me.
October 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Oh yeah?? Well try turning the laptop on, genius!!!
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You spin me right round baby right round like the buffer wheel right round round round
October 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Here's me getting that potential maximizated
🎶 Pro-tip to succeed in the music industry 🎶 MAXIMISE YOUR VISIBILISATION ON ALL AVAILABLE CHANNELS
October 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Reposted by Michael M 👽
Sometimes I forget I own the best piece of music merch that ever existed.
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM