Michael M π½
@michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social
'Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son' - a newspaper.
Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line
An author now I guess??
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Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line
An author now I guess??
All the links π linktr.ee/michaelmisrubbish
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Never wear a Ghostwatch tshirt under a jacket
Imagine trying to do those sick licks with sleeves, impossible.
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Imagine trying to do those sick licks with sleeves, impossible.
THIS is a smart attack!
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
THIS is a smart attack!
I am inordinately interested in the evolution of the art attack jumper from sweater to rollneck to rugby polo.
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I am inordinately interested in the evolution of the art attack jumper from sweater to rollneck to rugby polo.
And I say vintage, these are just bags from like 2013. I know people say they have socks older than that but I literally have socks older than that.
February 9, 2026 at 10:23 AM
And I say vintage, these are just bags from like 2013. I know people say they have socks older than that but I literally have socks older than that.
I've been digging through old stuff to sell and one thing I've noticed is that i can sell a vintage carrier bag quicker and for more money than a book. I don't know what's wrong with people now, but I'm glad I'm on my way out.
February 9, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I've been digging through old stuff to sell and one thing I've noticed is that i can sell a vintage carrier bag quicker and for more money than a book. I don't know what's wrong with people now, but I'm glad I'm on my way out.
We have come so far as a society that people in stock photos are starting to look fashionable again.
February 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
We have come so far as a society that people in stock photos are starting to look fashionable again.
In my other job, to combat people using AI slop, I've just become the most harsh and vocal content dictator. If you use an emdash in my presence, you get your wages docked. Because now anyone can 'make' any old shit, we need to become militant with taste, that's the only weapon we have left.
February 4, 2026 at 8:36 AM
In my other job, to combat people using AI slop, I've just become the most harsh and vocal content dictator. If you use an emdash in my presence, you get your wages docked. Because now anyone can 'make' any old shit, we need to become militant with taste, that's the only weapon we have left.
Had to phone ebay customer services and they said 'I see you've been a customer for 24 years, thank you for your loyalty.'
Me:
Me:
February 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Had to phone ebay customer services and they said 'I see you've been a customer for 24 years, thank you for your loyalty.'
Me:
Me:
Remember the 90s itv Gladiators show? How you never really saw Cobra or Lightning again after the first series? Apparently Cobra was a cannibal, and actually devoured Lightning! It was wild, but nobody covered the story because apparently Lightning was awful to the crew so they were gladiator.
/dad
/dad
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Remember the 90s itv Gladiators show? How you never really saw Cobra or Lightning again after the first series? Apparently Cobra was a cannibal, and actually devoured Lightning! It was wild, but nobody covered the story because apparently Lightning was awful to the crew so they were gladiator.
/dad
/dad
Looking forward to this! Last time I played the Cumby was approximately 24th January 2008.
π¨ NEW SHOE(W) ALERT π
SLIME CITY, Scotland's premiere pieces of geek rock shit, return to NEWCASTLE on 15 May to play The Cumberland Arms w/ Zilch Patrol & Baker Island.
Grab your tickets here π www.ticketsource.co.uk/upstairs-nei...
More 2026 show confirmations to come π
SLIME CITY, Scotland's premiere pieces of geek rock shit, return to NEWCASTLE on 15 May to play The Cumberland Arms w/ Zilch Patrol & Baker Island.
Grab your tickets here π www.ticketsource.co.uk/upstairs-nei...
More 2026 show confirmations to come π
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Looking forward to this! Last time I played the Cumby was approximately 24th January 2008.
Why do they need an order?!? Which one is the least flammable first!
January 29, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Why do they need an order?!? Which one is the least flammable first!
This kind of aggression is what I'm looking for.
January 29, 2026 at 9:45 AM
This kind of aggression is what I'm looking for.
They have to slide down the pole one at a time, we can just widen the back room door!
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 AM
They have to slide down the pole one at a time, we can just widen the back room door!
They could have a monorail on that.
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 AM
They could have a monorail on that.
Why don't firefighters just live in a big bungalow instead of having to slide down a pole?
January 29, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Why don't firefighters just live in a big bungalow instead of having to slide down a pole?
Let's take this offline
January 29, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Let's take this offline
Kids in 5 years shouting 'I'm sunsetting this interaction because you're at the intersection of wrong and stupid β no longer aligning with my strategic priorities' because they've used AI to reword 'fuck off'.
January 29, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Kids in 5 years shouting 'I'm sunsetting this interaction because you're at the intersection of wrong and stupid β no longer aligning with my strategic priorities' because they've used AI to reword 'fuck off'.
Did AI create the courses?
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Did AI create the courses?
Could feasibly be a hip new band now.
January 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Could feasibly be a hip new band now.
I was looking into this recently, because I was like... Why do conspiracy theorists seem to hate this?! Turns out it's a conspiracy theory! Who knew.
January 26, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I was looking into this recently, because I was like... Why do conspiracy theorists seem to hate this?! Turns out it's a conspiracy theory! Who knew.
We really normalised absolute bellends being utterly odious to people while filming it then going haha it's a prank bro it's a prank.
Not sure baiting a stranger into almost swinging for you is the same as pretending you've got their nose.Some real sociopathic shit dressed up as content.
Not sure baiting a stranger into almost swinging for you is the same as pretending you've got their nose.Some real sociopathic shit dressed up as content.
January 26, 2026 at 9:02 AM
We really normalised absolute bellends being utterly odious to people while filming it then going haha it's a prank bro it's a prank.
Not sure baiting a stranger into almost swinging for you is the same as pretending you've got their nose.Some real sociopathic shit dressed up as content.
Not sure baiting a stranger into almost swinging for you is the same as pretending you've got their nose.Some real sociopathic shit dressed up as content.
Yeah, to be fair, did play the barras. Sold a tshirt.
January 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Yeah, to be fair, did play the barras. Sold a tshirt.
Found a receipt for the Β£50 my old band got paid to play the 2000 capacity Barrowland Ballroom in 2011.
Some but not all of us even got a taxi home that night π°π
Some but not all of us even got a taxi home that night π°π
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Found a receipt for the Β£50 my old band got paid to play the 2000 capacity Barrowland Ballroom in 2011.
Some but not all of us even got a taxi home that night π°π
Some but not all of us even got a taxi home that night π°π