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Michael M 👽
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'Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son' - a newspaper.

Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line

An author now I guess??

All the links 👉 linktr.ee/michaelmisrubbish
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Never wear a Ghostwatch tshirt under a jacket
I'm no a football guy but fuck sake I too am now going to the world cup (of holding my breath in suspense)
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is wild. Accidentally created a perfect album with my pals.
Oh christ, 'National Record of Achievement' just got its first (and let's face it, only) 🔟 / 🔟 on @godisinthetvzine.bsky.social

Big thanks to the legend Jim Auton for calling our record 'really fucking good'.

Full review ➡️ www.godisinthetvzine.co.uk/2025/11/18/s...
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Helllooooooo! Streaming a sneak preview of the new @slimecitymusic.bsky.social album on my UNKNOWN TREASURES livestream tomorrow with my two best friends Michael and Michael.

🗓️ WED 19 NOV 🕘 9-10pm ➡️ YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Been packing records all day, like, literally 6 hours. It's a nice problem to have but if I ever see the cover of that album again I will throw hands.
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
BBC Radio: hmm, kids aren't interested in our shows because it's not fortnite or someone squawking 6-7. Let's nuke our existing roster and replace it with something so unfathomably banal that both the kids AND existing listeners won't tune in.
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Doing a very special (for me) episode of UNKNOWN TREASURES, the livestream on which I play vinyl records I've never heard, next week!

🗓️ WED 19 NOV 🕘 9-10pm ➡️ YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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"Remarkable, refreshing, and necessary."

Big tom hanks to The Golden Bough for the lovely review of our hush hush secret show.

Full review here ➡️ thegoldenbough.co.uk/2025/11/12/d...

📸 ➡️ Chris Hogge
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CONTENT ☠

It's November, and we're launching our new album NATIONAL RECORD ACHIEVEMENT ⬇️

22 NOV // LONDON The Lexington w/ @fomachete.bsky.social & Punching Swans
29 NOV // GLASGOW The Art School w/ Head Noise & Normal Service

Tickets: linktr.ee/idst
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's all diy or die until I have to parcel up hundreds and hundreds of records and then it's please let me die.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop.

Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.

Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop.

Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.

Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
To all the twitter exiles who had moderate 'success' on that platform, what were the posts you were proud of but ended up complete stinkers?

I spent ages doing this video and song and was ready to cash in my RT currency, but it absolutely fuckin bombed. Rightly so.
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That's yer guy ready to go live on YouTube at 8pm to play a vinyl I've never heard that I found in a charity shop!

Tshirt unrelated.

YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Toniiiight, my daft stream 👇
Next stream of UNKNOWN TREASURES is tomorrow 🗓️ 6 NOV 🕗 8-9pm on that YouTube!

Yaaasss

YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When the singer looks like normcore Stephen King, you know you're gonna die in that pit
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Radiohead: the force awakens.

Absolutely howling at this poster from a ticket tout site.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Remember that time I designed a load of daft parody tshirts that hundreds of people stole and still sell on redbubble, the site who banned me from doing that??

After that, MySoti gave me a terrible percentage on sales then blocked me and shut down the ENTIRE WEBSITE.

I simply love to have ideas!
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
For some reason, there was a period the internet was referred to as the super information highway, which is hilarious because it turns out the internet is just this really sketchy cul de sac you get trapped in and all the frightening locals start to surround you and ask what you're doing here boy.
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The last you heard of a band on X Factor in the mid 00s called something like 4 Become 2: "This isn't the last you've heard of 4 Become 2"
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My view when I'm on stage at my rock show telling everybody to get the fuck up for this next track
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Went to see turnstile last night and they were fantastic. Didn't take any photos because, unfortunately, I died when I saw they were charging £100 for a hoodie.
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I don't know why adults are so terrified of being cringe when the judgement comes from teenagers. When I was at school, a guy said I closed my jotter over-enthusiastically and it embarrassed him, kids don't know what the fuck they're talking about. *shuts book like a right weirdo*
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I forgot to post this for Halloween, so here it is now, a story about my spooky time in Aberdeen.
November 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I know this is so different when it comes to men/women, but there's a shop I go into and the staff routinely refer to me, and the other customers, as 'honey' and 'love' and I'm like... Yeah, this is conflicting, but call me the names.
November 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Me playing my first live show since may.
November 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM