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Michael M 👽
@michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social
'Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son' - a newspaper.

Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line

An author now I guess??

All the links 👉 linktr.ee/michaelmisrubbish
Doing a very special (for me) episode of UNKNOWN TREASURES, the livestream on which I play vinyl records I've never heard, next week!

🗓️ WED 19 NOV 🕘 9-10pm ➡️ YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop.

Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.

Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
To all the twitter exiles who had moderate 'success' on that platform, what were the posts you were proud of but ended up complete stinkers?

I spent ages doing this video and song and was ready to cash in my RT currency, but it absolutely fuckin bombed. Rightly so.
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That's yer guy ready to go live on YouTube at 8pm to play a vinyl I've never heard that I found in a charity shop!

Tshirt unrelated.

YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When the singer looks like normcore Stephen King, you know you're gonna die in that pit
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Radiohead: the force awakens.

Absolutely howling at this poster from a ticket tout site.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Remember that time I designed a load of daft parody tshirts that hundreds of people stole and still sell on redbubble, the site who banned me from doing that??

After that, MySoti gave me a terrible percentage on sales then blocked me and shut down the ENTIRE WEBSITE.

I simply love to have ideas!
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Next stream of UNKNOWN TREASURES is tomorrow 🗓️ 6 NOV 🕗 8-9pm on that YouTube!

Yaaasss

YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My view when I'm on stage at my rock show telling everybody to get the fuck up for this next track
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I forgot to post this for Halloween, so here it is now, a story about my spooky time in Aberdeen.
November 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Me playing my first live show since may.
November 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Just looking for a daft calendar for 2026 and then finding an image you made in 2017 in there. The patter theft twitter days still cast a shadow!

I actually made 25% of the worst memes you've ever forgotten.
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
No harm to this person, they're just trying to get a bargain but it's THE ITEM that's sending me.
October 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Oh yeah?? Well try turning the laptop on, genius!!!
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Sometimes I forget I own the best piece of music merch that ever existed.
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Wait what?
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
Copyrighted narrative
Adult hairy relative
October 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
It looks like tutankhamun's gnarly wee foot.
October 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Don't get me wrong, I like this, but what a wild culture we're now in that we do the early nights for the overs, and the kids don't get an unders because they're not interested in being 3D
October 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Freelance music reviewers, hit me up if you'd like an advance stream of the new @slimecitymusic.bsky.social album to write about! Publications, blogs, napkins, all welcome!

Ffo: music I guess but probably devo, weezer, sparks, mclusky, art brut etc.
October 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Had such a good laugh on the Halloween edition of my 'Unknown Treasures' livestream, on which I play a surprise vinyl record I've never heard.

Thanks to everyone for joining, I can only apologise for accidentally playing a BBC sound effects record from 1982.

Next stream is 📆 6 NOV 🕗 8-9 PM UK
October 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Going live with this spooky bastard in 10 mins on YouTube to listen to a creepy record I've never heard.

Join me if you dare*
*want

YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
October 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
🚨 For anyone who joins my livestream ➡️ new date!

Next episode of UNKNOWN TREASURES (spooky edition 🎃) will be 🗓️ Thursday 23 Oct 8-9pm on that YouTube

YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
October 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Simply love the fans!!! As you were MM x
October 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
We are ten years AFTER the back to the Future future and I for one am sickened that not only is everything much worse than that 2015, it's also much worse than our 2015.
October 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM