Sam Calvert
@samcalvert3.bsky.social
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Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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occurs to me that we might be getting the "there's a problem of lonely males with no friends or romantic partners" and "there's a lucrative industry of toxic male influencers who tell young men to act like assholes" causation arrow backwards
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
occurs to me that we might be getting the "there's a problem of lonely males with no friends or romantic partners" and "there's a lucrative industry of toxic male influencers who tell young men to act like assholes" causation arrow backwards
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I'm rooting for:
Mariners
Jays
Brewers
Asteroid
Mariners
Jays
Brewers
Asteroid
October 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm rooting for:
Mariners
Jays
Brewers
Asteroid
Mariners
Jays
Brewers
Asteroid
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MLK: "First, I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate...the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice"
Tim Miller joins Nicolle Wallace to get extremely real about his fears for American democracy—torn between pessimism, anger, and a stubborn hope that redemption is still possible.
Tim Miller: I Refuse to Give Up on America
Tim Miller joins Nicolle Wallace to get extremely real about his fears for American democracy—torn between pessimism, anger, and a stubborn hope that redemption is still possible.
www.thebulwark.com
September 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
MLK: "First, I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate...the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice"
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“CONFUSION”
The MLB Players' Association has urged non-U.S. born members, which include some @tigers.bsky.social, to carry documentation to avoid confusion over immigration. bit.ly/4lSTpot
July 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“CONFUSION”
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The other day, I was railing against "bro shows" as a term for Broadway shows that dudes are going to see.
You don't have to make up a new term! You can just call it "a vacation"! You don't have to make up the term "nano-comas" if you want to write about folks taking more naps!
You don't have to make up a new term! You can just call it "a vacation"! You don't have to make up the term "nano-comas" if you want to write about folks taking more naps!
July 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The other day, I was railing against "bro shows" as a term for Broadway shows that dudes are going to see.
You don't have to make up a new term! You can just call it "a vacation"! You don't have to make up the term "nano-comas" if you want to write about folks taking more naps!
You don't have to make up a new term! You can just call it "a vacation"! You don't have to make up the term "nano-comas" if you want to write about folks taking more naps!
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all the worst people are sad tonight and i just think thats neat
June 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
all the worst people are sad tonight and i just think thats neat
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Truly exceptional alt text.
I could not be more confused about the vaguely porn-coded Lady of the Lake mysticism this educational (?) opportunity is attempting to sell me on
May 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Truly exceptional alt text.
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After delivering our strike notice directly to the Waffle House CEO this morning, we took the fight to the Windy Hill Rd. store where FIVE workers walked off the job to demand: safety, $25/hour, and an end to unfair meal deductions. #OrganizeTheSouth
May 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
After delivering our strike notice directly to the Waffle House CEO this morning, we took the fight to the Windy Hill Rd. store where FIVE workers walked off the job to demand: safety, $25/hour, and an end to unfair meal deductions. #OrganizeTheSouth
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We despise immigrants for not putting down roots, even as we make sure that it is impossible for them to do so. We do this because we have no idea what we want.
open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...
open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...
May 16, 2025 at 9:50 AM
We despise immigrants for not putting down roots, even as we make sure that it is impossible for them to do so. We do this because we have no idea what we want.
open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...
open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...
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Is the creek okay
May 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Is the creek okay
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it sounds kind of silly that there is a specific set of words you need to recite to the police like a magic spell, but it's actually rly important to know. learn the spell
May 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
it sounds kind of silly that there is a specific set of words you need to recite to the police like a magic spell, but it's actually rly important to know. learn the spell
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“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
May 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
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Feeling vengeful towards elites? This sheet-pan brioche will make you feel like you’re in 1780s France.
May 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Feeling vengeful towards elites? This sheet-pan brioche will make you feel like you’re in 1780s France.
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Flames. Flames on the side of my face
May 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Flames. Flames on the side of my face
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Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
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If you only want stuff that destroys the earth as part of easing traffic how about some of those coal powered giant spider tanks from the Wild Wild West movie
April 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If you only want stuff that destroys the earth as part of easing traffic how about some of those coal powered giant spider tanks from the Wild Wild West movie
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Happy Best Tumblr Post of All Time Day, to all who celebrate
April 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Happy Best Tumblr Post of All Time Day, to all who celebrate
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you could at least have the self awareness to leverage the PR stunt to bring awareness to the cruel firing of skilled NASA female engineers, but no
Gayle King Defends 11-Minute Space Flight After ‘Disrespectful’ Backlash:
"My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"
"My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"
Gayle King Defends 'Expensive' 11-Minute Space Flight After 'Disrespectful' Backlash
Gayle King defends Blue Origin space flight after herself, Katy Perry, and the other participants received backlash for going to space for 11 minutes.
rollingstone.com
April 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
you could at least have the self awareness to leverage the PR stunt to bring awareness to the cruel firing of skilled NASA female engineers, but no
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Sci-fi authors getting really crazy now
Imagine laws, but for rich people.
April 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Sci-fi authors getting really crazy now
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Would say “these systems don’t work” but the actual work of these systems is to more fully embed and perpetuate the racism of carceral systems, and thus they work exactly as intended.
UK creating ‘murder prediction’ tool to identify people most likely to kill
Exclusive: Algorithms allegedly being used to study data of thousands of people, in project critics say is ‘chilling and dystopian’
www.theguardian.com
April 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Would say “these systems don’t work” but the actual work of these systems is to more fully embed and perpetuate the racism of carceral systems, and thus they work exactly as intended.
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If you thought the birth rate was bad before, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Economic uncertainty coupled with eroding women’s rights & men refusing to evolve; the birth rate will be in hell. And rightfully so. This current iteration of America doesn’t deserve children. And children don’t deserve this.
April 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
If you thought the birth rate was bad before, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Economic uncertainty coupled with eroding women’s rights & men refusing to evolve; the birth rate will be in hell. And rightfully so. This current iteration of America doesn’t deserve children. And children don’t deserve this.
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if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually
April 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually