Ophelia, again
@opheliarevived.bsky.social
Chronically ill queer; head full of bees.
Lawyer, but not *your* lawyer.
📍ATX —> ISO: irl friends and law adjacent buddies
She/her (most days)
🩷💜🩵 (approximately)
Basically: if we hook up, congrats! You’re gay now.
Lawyer, but not *your* lawyer.
📍ATX —> ISO: irl friends and law adjacent buddies
She/her (most days)
🩷💜🩵 (approximately)
Basically: if we hook up, congrats! You’re gay now.
Ok maybe I don't have to spiral just cos things are hard. That's a cool new development
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Ok maybe I don't have to spiral just cos things are hard. That's a cool new development
We've reached the "unplugging a lamp so I can plug in my glue gun" portion of my moving process
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
We've reached the "unplugging a lamp so I can plug in my glue gun" portion of my moving process
None of us are doing ok and I hate feeling so helpless and alone
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
None of us are doing ok and I hate feeling so helpless and alone
Best part of the week
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Best part of the week
Support if you can 🩷🩷
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Support if you can 🩷🩷
And now I'm drinking coffee inside a skate shop. I love Austin.
Sitting outside waiting to attend a fancy lunch with judges, listening to MMMBop. As one does.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
And now I'm drinking coffee inside a skate shop. I love Austin.
Do you eat things in order from least to most favorite so you end on a satisfying bite, or are you neurotypical?
Do you think theres a perfect amount of a drink to drink after the last bite of a meal to reach complete satisfaction or are you neurotypical?
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Do you eat things in order from least to most favorite so you end on a satisfying bite, or are you neurotypical?
Few things more satisfying as a parent than showing your kid Brass Monkey, them asking for more Beastie Boys, and after thinking about what to play next going "fuck it, let's run through the albums"
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Few things more satisfying as a parent than showing your kid Brass Monkey, them asking for more Beastie Boys, and after thinking about what to play next going "fuck it, let's run through the albums"
Sitting outside waiting to attend a fancy lunch with judges, listening to MMMBop. As one does.
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sitting outside waiting to attend a fancy lunch with judges, listening to MMMBop. As one does.
Having a bad body image day and missing early bsky selfie validation days 😩
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Having a bad body image day and missing early bsky selfie validation days 😩
I get free* shit all the time; someone else grab something!
*with my subscription, which you should also totally sign up for
*with my subscription, which you should also totally sign up for
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I get free* shit all the time; someone else grab something!
*with my subscription, which you should also totally sign up for
*with my subscription, which you should also totally sign up for
Instead of a breast reduction, what if they put them on a removable plate for both gender reasons and so I get to decide how fucked my back and shoulders are on a day to day basis
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Instead of a breast reduction, what if they put them on a removable plate for both gender reasons and so I get to decide how fucked my back and shoulders are on a day to day basis
Let's fucking goooooo
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Let's fucking goooooo
lolol i need the power to come back on, it's the first night we've dipped into the 30s
be serious Texas
be serious Texas
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
lolol i need the power to come back on, it's the first night we've dipped into the 30s
be serious Texas
be serious Texas
I have three giant canvases that I want to paint for decor in my new apartment.
I have absolutely zero creative juice rn except the overwhelming urge to buy neon paints.
I have absolutely zero creative juice rn except the overwhelming urge to buy neon paints.
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I have three giant canvases that I want to paint for decor in my new apartment.
I have absolutely zero creative juice rn except the overwhelming urge to buy neon paints.
I have absolutely zero creative juice rn except the overwhelming urge to buy neon paints.
reading beautiful poetry this morning ✨
Gone for over 40 years, but not forgotten. Relatives of a Houston area oak tree finally see the work it gave its life for come to fruition.
Give me the opening line of the spite obit you’d write. No need to identify the decedent. Let fly.
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
reading beautiful poetry this morning ✨
Every day I ask for robust Democratic leadership and smaller titties.
And yet every day I get Chuck Schumer and these big naturals
And yet every day I get Chuck Schumer and these big naturals
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Every day I ask for robust Democratic leadership and smaller titties.
And yet every day I get Chuck Schumer and these big naturals
And yet every day I get Chuck Schumer and these big naturals
the fundraising texts have already started 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the fundraising texts have already started 🙄
Tonight is a doubled weighted blanket night
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Tonight is a doubled weighted blanket night
Realizing that a large part of why I get SAD is how many fewer hours I feel safe outside alone.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Realizing that a large part of why I get SAD is how many fewer hours I feel safe outside alone.
Loving the full day crash (so far!) after a busy week.
Definitely didn't have more stuff to do today, so it's good, actually
Definitely didn't have more stuff to do today, so it's good, actually
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Loving the full day crash (so far!) after a busy week.
Definitely didn't have more stuff to do today, so it's good, actually
Definitely didn't have more stuff to do today, so it's good, actually
Apple music knew what I needed rn
Quality Control by Jurassic 5 on Apple Music
Song · 2000 · Duration 4:48
music.apple.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Apple music knew what I needed rn
How far do you think a decent at baseball 9 year old can huh hit a ball?
Kiddo is in a HR derby where I pledge money per foot and I'm real nervous I'm about to be rinsed lmao
Kiddo is in a HR derby where I pledge money per foot and I'm real nervous I'm about to be rinsed lmao
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
How far do you think a decent at baseball 9 year old can huh hit a ball?
Kiddo is in a HR derby where I pledge money per foot and I'm real nervous I'm about to be rinsed lmao
Kiddo is in a HR derby where I pledge money per foot and I'm real nervous I'm about to be rinsed lmao
Sup nerds (complimentary) buy some @moxiest.art shirts as retail therapy in these trying times
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sup nerds (complimentary) buy some @moxiest.art shirts as retail therapy in these trying times
Took 15mg of Adderall with an entire coffee, so obviously I napped immediately
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Took 15mg of Adderall with an entire coffee, so obviously I napped immediately