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Ophelia, again
@opheliarevived.bsky.social
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Chronically ill queer; head full of bees.

Lawyer, but not *your* lawyer.

📍ATX —> ISO: irl friends and law adjacent buddies

She/her (most days)
🩷💜🩵 (approximately)
Basically: if we hook up, congrats! You’re gay now.
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Today has been a good day
Close up of a slice of chocolate cake with champagne in the background. It was really good, y'all. Selfie with minimal makeup, slight smirk, and hair swooped over my eye.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Every day I ask for robust Democratic leadership and smaller titties.

And yet every day I get Chuck Schumer and these big naturals
Bed selfie in a tank tops black lacy bra showing. Lots of cleavage. Dumb amounts. I would trade it all for a Schumer resignation
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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the fundraising texts have already started 🙄
Text message from mox that reads "9:06 Mox > Hey there, it's -mox. We wanted to reach out following tonight's massive cave by the Democrats in the Senate. We need a lot of donations in the hours following a complete breakdown of the supposed "opposition" party in the time when the nation needs them the most. The Democrats are texting you right now to send them money to FIGHT BACK against a TRUMP regime that they have nothing but capitulate to at every chance they've been given. We're asking instead for your help to keep growing our grassroots movement. So, we're really counting on seeing $30 from you when we get tonight's fundraising report from our team. Can you do that for us and all Americans nationwide? You can donate right now at the link below"
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Bad news for all of you who thought you were more than three hops from any war criminals
Picture of early 20s me with Donald Rumsfeld
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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We could adapt this into an adorable harness/leash
Blue Jays blue backpack with jays logos on it
October 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I'm hot and I wear @moxiest.art shirts.

Not saying it's related, but you can't prove it's not
Car selfie leaning on my knee. No makeup, wet hair. My shirt has a heartbeat design that definitely doesn't say 1312
October 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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What I want to do:
Selfie with platinum blonde hair Selfie with pigtails. Hair is very light blonde with teal and pink sections at the ends
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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@naptime.theolive.garden thought of you 💜
A dope tattoo of a red panda that looks faceted and shiny like it's made out of glass or gems
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Or wait until a Make a Shirt Monday, and get whatever you want on a shirt! Including your own art.

I got my own take on Mox's elephant doodle, and I love it so much
Mirror selfie in dark pink shirt with a doodle of an elephant in white. The ear has several geometric patterns drawn in white.
October 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Look how comfy and rad you could be if only you had a Mox shirt!
Selfie in a blue "fck ice" shirt Selfie in a black mox shirt with a colorized typewritten picture of an LA pier and lifeguard tower Selfie in a white Supreme style shirt with a red box on the chest, with "-mox" in white over it Selfie in a pink shirt with a black typewritten crow
October 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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My order was free because I'm a subscriber, and you can be too! Get a free shirt every month, or skip a few to support Mox in being a full-time artist.

And because my shirts were free (two months cashed in at once), I had cash to add a super random tip that in no way means anything. You could too!
Order confirmation page that says Estimated delivery between Wednesday, Oct 29 and Saturday, Nov 1 Placed Oct 22 Shipped Delivered LIKE ART I LIKE ART TEE Team Purple, L 1 $15 heartbeat tee Black, L 1 $16 Cancel items Donation 1 $13.12 Again, the donation is just random numbers.
October 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date you?

I'm ✨a lot✨ so I require multiple pictures. However. I can give you LARGE titties with the depression 🪄
A comic of two foxes by @green_fox_blue_fox G: "I will now torture you." B: "Kinky." G: "I think you are sweet and beautiful. " B: "Wait." G: "You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others." B: "No." G: "Your feelings and needs are vid and deserve to be heard." B: "I need a safe word." The Sickos dude looking through a window but he's styled in French aristocracy garb including wig and is saying "Oui ... Hon Hon Hon ... Oui!" The bottom is labeled "Pervers" Screen grab of Luigi saying "Spit in this hole!" "Me as a girlfriend" Followed by a text screenshot that reads: "Babe you deserve the world" "But all I can give you is my small titties and depression"
October 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
opheliarevived.bsky.social
Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date you?

I'm ✨a lot✨ so I require multiple pictures. However. I can give you LARGE titties with the depression 🪄
A comic of two foxes by @green_fox_blue_fox G: "I will now torture you." B: "Kinky." G: "I think you are sweet and beautiful. " B: "Wait." G: "You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others." B: "No." G: "Your feelings and needs are vid and deserve to be heard." B: "I need a safe word." The Sickos dude looking through a window but he's styled in French aristocracy garb including wig and is saying "Oui ... Hon Hon Hon ... Oui!" The bottom is labeled "Pervers" Screen grab of Luigi saying "Spit in this hole!" "Me as a girlfriend" Followed by a text screenshot that reads: "Babe you deserve the world" "But all I can give you is my small titties and depression"
October 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Hey, this is "some kind of "Celtic" knot" and couldn't possibly be an issue
A Valknut tattoo. The symbol, like many Norse/"Viking" symbols, has been co-opted by white supremacists to signal their beliefs.
October 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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9's first attempt to open a pomegranate is easily better than any of my massacre attempts
Paper plate with a pomegranate cut in sections.
October 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
A four panel comic of a girl opening a present It reads “A GIFT FROM THE UNIVERSE” “DIFFICULT LIFE LESSON” “Ohhh... Another one..” “Thank you...” © Sarah Andersen
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Update: I am a cute potato!

Seriously adore my @moxiest.art shirt with my take on the elephant.

Cannot recommend their merch highly enough (comfortable, fast shipping, dope art, ethical profit model) but I *extra* endorse participating in Make a Shirt Monday and getting a custom shirt for cheap!
Dirty mirror selfie in pink shirt with a white doodled elephant on it in Mox's style. The ear has lots of geometric patterns on it, in fluid squiggly sections. My iphone is covering the lower part of my face, but you can tell I'm smiling while looking at the phone. My hair is in a low ponytail and I'm not wearing makeup. I was too excited about my cool new shirt
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Lfggggg
Estimated delivery between Tuesday, Oct 7 and Thursday, Oct 9 Placed Sep 29 Shipped Delivered
September 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Doodle of an elephant with patterns on the ear
September 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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He's pretty pleased with himself tbh
A black lab mix with wavy thick hair sits in the dirt panting looking happy
September 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Yes. Next question.
A screenshot of an article. Picture of the Mets in a circle. Headline reads " The 2025 Mets don't have their 'OMG'. Do they need it?" 8 HOURS AGO
September 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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How's the job search going, you ask?

These are my options today:
Project: Editor for Short Articles - Work From Home Kinzer Projects LIc Austin, TX • On-site +1 $2/hr Contractor # Quick apply Crypto TikTok Intern (Remote - Global - Non-USA) Token Metrics Austin, TX • Remote $14.75 - $19.75/hr Estimated pay O Full-time Border Patrol Agent - Experienced (GS11) US Customs and Border Protection Austin, TX • On-site $63.15K - $120.15K/yr Full-time
August 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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where are you at mentally (no new pics)
depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry ...why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God! Why don't you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO i reblogged it before but then it got better
August 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I am genuinely *super happy* in all of these pictures, and this is the best my face can come up with lol
Selfie in giant blue glasses, light makeup, and a Mox Supreme style shirt. I'm smiling with my mouth closed and looking directly into the camera. I look passably happy, but my mouth is tight and my eyes don't fully look happy. Selfie in giant blue glasses, and blue patterned dress, looking directly into the camera. I have bi flag eyeshadow on, and my brown hair is down, coming to just passed my shoulders. I am half smiling so one corner of my mouth is pulled up, making that cheek rounder. The other side is flat. My eyes don't look *unhappy* necessarily, but don't show a ton of emotion. Selfie in bed, wearing a black dress, green and gold cat eye glasses, and a gold necklace whose pendant is out of frame. One of my silver cat earrings is visible. I have light makeup on and my hair is pulled back, with curtain bangs falling on my forehead. I am half smiling with one side of my mouth pulled up pretty high, but the other side is flat, making the smile look more like a smirk, or like I don't want to be taking the picture. I'm looking directly at the camera, and my eyes look open (emotionally) but not joyful or fully happy.
August 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I feel like my inability to smile in pictures is probably more indicative of my untrustworthiness than the glasses, but I am open to judgement!
Selfie under a white tent. I'm wearing a ruffle-y blue dress and a gold necklace with a large black stone on it. My brown hair is half up with curtain bangs, and falls around my collarbone. I'm wearing pink lipstick and eye makeup that is mostly hidden by my green and gold cat eye glasses, which have a gold chain connected so I don't lose them or shove them into my hair. I'm doing a half smile/smirk thing that makes me look bored and annoyed, even though I'm having an amazing time, because I don't know how to look happy like a normal person.
August 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM