The Lincolnshire Poster
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![A panel from V FOR VENDETTA, in which V is giving a televised address.
TRANSCRIPT:
[PANEL 1: V stands in front of a still of a young boy sucking his finger]
"AND WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? IT'S ALWAYS THE CHILDREN WHO SUFFER, AS YOU'RE WELL AWARE.
"POOR LITTLE MITES. WHAT ARE THEY TO MAKE OF IT?
[PANEL 2: SOLDIERS WITH RIFLES RUSH THROUGH A DOORWAY]
"WHAT ARE THEY TO MAKE OF YOUR BULLYING, YOUR DESPAIR, YOUR COWARDICE AND ALL YOUR FONDLY NURTURED BIGOTRIES?
[PANEL 3: THE SAME SOLDIERS ARE SEEN FACE-FORWARD]
"REALLY, IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH, IS IT?
[PANEL 4: V WAGS HIS INDEX-FINGER AT THE VIEWERS]
"AND IT'S NO GOOD BLAMING THE DROP IN WORK STANDARDS UPON BAD MANAGEMENT EITHER...
[PANEL 5: ADAM SUSAN, DICTATOR OF ENGLAND. SITS IN HIS SPHERICAL CHAIR AS HE WATCHES THE BROADCAST ON MULTIPLE SCREENS AT ONCE]
"...THOUGH TO BE SURE, THE MANAGEMENT IS *VERY* BAD.
"IN FACT, LET US NOT MINCE WORDS... THE MANAGEMENT IS *TERRIBLE!*
[PANEL 6: V STANDS, HIS HANDS OUTSPREAD, IN FRONT OF STILLS OF HITLER, STALIN, ????, AND MUSSOLINI.]
"WE'VE HAD A STRING OF EMBEZZLERS, FRAUDS, LIARS AND LUNATICS MAKING A STRING OF CATASTROPHIC DECISIONS.
"THIS IS PLAIN FACT.
"BUT WHO *ELECTED* THEM?
[PANEL 7: A FAMILY WATCHES V'S ADDRESS FROM THEIR LIVING-ROOM]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tgo4sgmvasbn4aomyp3klw3d/bafkreid2qdsvnmxrcnxyo62unvpc2k72ymy7ha3jymrtk6lmrsrel43oum@jpeg)
![[PANEL 1: SOLDIERS RUSH THROUGH A DOORWAY] "IT WAS *YOU!* *YOU* WHO APPOINTED THESE PEOPLE! *YOU* WHO GAVE THEM THE POWER TO MAKE YOUR DECISIONS FOR YOU!
[PANEL 2: SOLDIERS CLUSTER IN FRONT OF A CLOSED PAIR OF DOORS. A SIGN ABOVE THE DOORWAY READS "ON THE AIR".]
"WHILE I'LL ADMIT THAT ANYONE MAKE A MISTAKE ONCE, TO GO ON MAKING THE SAME LETHAL ERRORS CENTURY AFTER CENTURY SEEMS TO ME NOTHING SHORT OF DELIBERATE.
[PANEL 3: V, IN FRONT OF A STILL OF NAZIS MARCHING CARRYING SWASTIKA-BANNERS]
"YOU HAVE *ENCOURAGED* THESE MALICIOUS INCOMPETENTS, WHO HAVE MADE YOUR WORKING LIFE A SHAMBLES.
[PANEL 4: A SOLDIER KICKS THE RIGHTMOST DOOR]
"YOU HAVE ACCEPTED WITHOUT QUESTION THEIR *SENSELESS* ORDERS.
[PANEL 5: V STANDS IN FRONT OF A STILL OF A MUSHROOM-CLOUD]
"YOU HAVE ALLOWED THEM TO FILL YOUR WORKPLACE WITH DANGEROUS AND UNPROVEN MACHINES.
"YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THEM.
[PANEL 6: THE DOOR GIVES WAY AS A SOLDIER BATTERS IT WITH HIS RIFLE]
"ALL YOU HAD TO SAY WAS *'NO'*.
"YOU HAVE NO SPINE. YOU HAVE NO PRIDE.
"YOU ARE NO LONGER AN ASSET TO THE COMPANY.
[PANEL 7: THE SOLDIERS ENTER THE BROADCAST-ROOM, WHERE THEY ARE GREETED BY THE CLOAKED FIGURE OF V]
"I WILL, HOWEVER, BE GENEROUS.
"YOU WILL BE GRANTED TWO YEARS TO SHOW ME SOME IMPROVEMENT IN YOUR WORK. IF AT THE END OF THAT TIME YOU ARE STILL UNWILLING TO MAKE A GO OF IT...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tgo4sgmvasbn4aomyp3klw3d/bafkreib4smxodtiu3ale575nkv56a3z47m76sgg46loxv2d5ppth44skr4@jpeg)
![[PANEL 1: THE SOLDIERS OPEN FIRE ON V]
"YOU'RE FIRED
[PANEL 2: A WINDOW IS SHATTERED]
[PANEL 3: THE FIGURE OF V FALLS TO THE FLOOR]
[PANEL 4: TWO SOLDIERS]
"THAT WILL BE ALL. YOU MAY RETURN TO YOUR LABOURS.
[PANELS 5, 6, & 7: THE BLOODY FIGURE OF V LIES ON THE GLASS-STREWN FLOOR, AS THE PERSPECTIVE ZOOMS OUT TO REVEAL SOLDIERS SURROUNDING THE BODY]
[PANEL 8: FLOODLIGHTS LOOM OVER THE SCENE. A BOX READS: "TO BE CONTINUED"]
"NORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESUMED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tgo4sgmvasbn4aomyp3klw3d/bafkreifl6enedu2s3txur3u65z4vpqxlll4ron5ouzyunozbvdwjgtr5qe@jpeg)
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They needed a stealth protestor so I burned my fingerprints off on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana.
They WILL NOT find me.
They WILL NOT find me.
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
They needed a stealth protestor so I burned my fingerprints off on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana.
They WILL NOT find me.
They WILL NOT find me.
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Important reminder that Noam Chomsky is more vile and disgusting than you know
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Important reminder that Noam Chomsky is more vile and disgusting than you know
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Hawk pants
Red-tailed Hawk 📷🌿🪶
Red-tailed Hawk 📷🌿🪶
January 31, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Hawk pants
Red-tailed Hawk 📷🌿🪶
Red-tailed Hawk 📷🌿🪶
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Israel bombed tents in Gaza today, killed at least 30 people including children, and the death toll is likely to rise
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
Children and police officers among at least 30 killed in Israeli strikes on Gaza
Deadly attacks launched day before border crossing due to open as part of ceasefire deal
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Israel bombed tents in Gaza today, killed at least 30 people including children, and the death toll is likely to rise
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
"Chosen people" is a bit of old timey antisemitic lingo, at that, the sort you use if you're in bed with some real nasty folks (again, not remotely shocking in this case)
In today’s least shocking news, Bovino is ALSO reportedly an antisemite.
January 31, 2026 at 5:01 PM
"Chosen people" is a bit of old timey antisemitic lingo, at that, the sort you use if you're in bed with some real nasty folks (again, not remotely shocking in this case)
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So there’s currently a nation-wide blackout in Ukraine, no heating, no water, no nothing, while this is the weather
January 31, 2026 at 10:12 AM
So there’s currently a nation-wide blackout in Ukraine, no heating, no water, no nothing, while this is the weather
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D’Arcy Winston Straub, you are the Mountain Loon of the Year, this is delightful.
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
D’Arcy Winston Straub, you are the Mountain Loon of the Year, this is delightful.
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“The mustard of supreme merit.”
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January 31, 2026 at 1:29 PM
“The mustard of supreme merit.”
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I went to a camel festival in the Gobi Desert this morning, a celebration of nomadic life, and it was absolutely amazing
January 31, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I went to a camel festival in the Gobi Desert this morning, a celebration of nomadic life, and it was absolutely amazing
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It is stupid and bad that a barely literate failed teacher who did nothing of value in of itself was a broker for the UAE, Israel, Russia, half of the US media elite, a quarter of Europe, a random selection of Southeast Asia, and a key node in finance and intelligence.
January 31, 2026 at 5:22 AM
It is stupid and bad that a barely literate failed teacher who did nothing of value in of itself was a broker for the UAE, Israel, Russia, half of the US media elite, a quarter of Europe, a random selection of Southeast Asia, and a key node in finance and intelligence.
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The Epstein story is still absurd and bad and indicative of a lot of things wrong even if you were to remove every single accusation or evidence thereof of child abuse. The fact that he came out of nowhere and seemingly every elite on the planet was connected to him is bad.
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 AM
The Epstein story is still absurd and bad and indicative of a lot of things wrong even if you were to remove every single accusation or evidence thereof of child abuse. The fact that he came out of nowhere and seemingly every elite on the planet was connected to him is bad.
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I'm no europhile but "Europe mocks us when they're one election away from electing Nazis" is such a weird American dunk. We are like, 2 elections into electing Nazis. We have liberal intelligentsia who say it's an embarrassment for liberals that the cordon sanitaire hasn't been dropped far enough
January 31, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I'm no europhile but "Europe mocks us when they're one election away from electing Nazis" is such a weird American dunk. We are like, 2 elections into electing Nazis. We have liberal intelligentsia who say it's an embarrassment for liberals that the cordon sanitaire hasn't been dropped far enough
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The "Epstein had a one on one with moot right before /pol/ launched" thing makes the /u/maxwellhill theory much easier to believe
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
The "Epstein had a one on one with moot right before /pol/ launched" thing makes the /u/maxwellhill theory much easier to believe
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i think trump should be mortally afraid that protests are turning out 2-3% of the coldest cities in america in the dead of winter when under federal occupation
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
i think trump should be mortally afraid that protests are turning out 2-3% of the coldest cities in america in the dead of winter when under federal occupation
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The very well-accepted term for "stripping the legal protections of a minority group and then sending a paramilitary force to carry them away" is "ethnic cleansing."
They are planning to ethnically cleanse Springfield, Ohio.
They are planning to ethnically cleanse Springfield, Ohio.
Breaking MS NOW:
The Trump admin is now eyeing Ohio for immigration enforcement operations that could begin as early as next week.
The operation is expected to target Haitian immigrants — with temporary protected status for Haiti expiring on Feb. 3.
The Trump admin is now eyeing Ohio for immigration enforcement operations that could begin as early as next week.
The operation is expected to target Haitian immigrants — with temporary protected status for Haiti expiring on Feb. 3.
ICE eyeing Ohio next, where it is expected to target Haitian immigrants
An estimated 12,000 to 15,000 Haitians live in Springfield, Ohio, a community that President Donald Trump and Vice President JD Vance targeted during the 2024 campaign, falsely accusing the community ...
www.ms.now
January 31, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The very well-accepted term for "stripping the legal protections of a minority group and then sending a paramilitary force to carry them away" is "ethnic cleansing."
They are planning to ethnically cleanse Springfield, Ohio.
They are planning to ethnically cleanse Springfield, Ohio.
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Left to right:
* Guy banned from Dr Who convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Happy Days convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Birdfair for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Nazi reenactment society for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Dr Who convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Happy Days convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Birdfair for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Nazi reenactment society for safeguarding reasons
January 30, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Left to right:
* Guy banned from Dr Who convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Happy Days convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Birdfair for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Nazi reenactment society for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Dr Who convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Happy Days convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Birdfair for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Nazi reenactment society for safeguarding reasons
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We are killing children all around the world because a handful of rich people who don’t understand the science think it is worse to be neurodivergent than it is to be dead.
U.S. ultimatum to vaccine group: No more funds unless you stop using thimerosal
This mercury-containing compound, used as a vaccine preservative, is commonly used in lower-income countries — and deemed safe. The U.S. is now demanding that Gavi, the Vaccine Alliance stop using it.
www.npr.org
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
We are killing children all around the world because a handful of rich people who don’t understand the science think it is worse to be neurodivergent than it is to be dead.
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It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
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i mention this in particular because Google's video model suite is being used by CBP and ICE to produce Nazi-ass video propaganda
www.govtech.com/artificial-i...
www.govtech.com/artificial-i...
January 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
i mention this in particular because Google's video model suite is being used by CBP and ICE to produce Nazi-ass video propaganda
www.govtech.com/artificial-i...
www.govtech.com/artificial-i...
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to the left, sergey brin at the airport protests, 2017. to the right, sergey brin at the Starlight Ball following the inauguration, 2025.
January 30, 2026 at 10:29 PM
to the left, sergey brin at the airport protests, 2017. to the right, sergey brin at the Starlight Ball following the inauguration, 2025.
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here's a picture i took at work nine years ago, during the airport protests after the muslim ban. anyone who showed up to an event like this at google today would be fired.
January 30, 2026 at 10:26 PM
here's a picture i took at work nine years ago, during the airport protests after the muslim ban. anyone who showed up to an event like this at google today would be fired.
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This #FossilFriday, please enjoy some bits of icthyosaurs from the stunning Alfred Gillett collection.
January 30, 2026 at 10:54 AM
This #FossilFriday, please enjoy some bits of icthyosaurs from the stunning Alfred Gillett collection.
A corollary to this is that there's probably efficacy in Dem candidates being more combative towards the voters they're courting: "I don't like you & you don't like me, but even you can't be so stupid as to let the fascist win. I may a be a son-of-a-bitch, but there are worse things than SOBs!"
The best way to farm clout as a leftist is to pull a Hasan and say Dems suck. The best way to farm clout as a centrist is to pull a Bari and say Dems suck. The best way to farm clout as a conservative is to pull a Charlie and say Dems suck. The best way to farm clout as a fascist is, you guessed it,
January 30, 2026 at 9:54 PM
A corollary to this is that there's probably efficacy in Dem candidates being more combative towards the voters they're courting: "I don't like you & you don't like me, but even you can't be so stupid as to let the fascist win. I may a be a son-of-a-bitch, but there are worse things than SOBs!"