The Lincolnshire Poster
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![A panel from V FOR VENDETTA, in which V is giving a televised address.
TRANSCRIPT:
[PANEL 1: V stands in front of a still of a young boy sucking his finger]
"AND WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? IT'S ALWAYS THE CHILDREN WHO SUFFER, AS YOU'RE WELL AWARE.
"POOR LITTLE MITES. WHAT ARE THEY TO MAKE OF IT?
[PANEL 2: SOLDIERS WITH RIFLES RUSH THROUGH A DOORWAY]
"WHAT ARE THEY TO MAKE OF YOUR BULLYING, YOUR DESPAIR, YOUR COWARDICE AND ALL YOUR FONDLY NURTURED BIGOTRIES?
[PANEL 3: THE SAME SOLDIERS ARE SEEN FACE-FORWARD]
"REALLY, IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH, IS IT?
[PANEL 4: V WAGS HIS INDEX-FINGER AT THE VIEWERS]
"AND IT'S NO GOOD BLAMING THE DROP IN WORK STANDARDS UPON BAD MANAGEMENT EITHER...
[PANEL 5: ADAM SUSAN, DICTATOR OF ENGLAND. SITS IN HIS SPHERICAL CHAIR AS HE WATCHES THE BROADCAST ON MULTIPLE SCREENS AT ONCE]
"...THOUGH TO BE SURE, THE MANAGEMENT IS *VERY* BAD.
"IN FACT, LET US NOT MINCE WORDS... THE MANAGEMENT IS *TERRIBLE!*
[PANEL 6: V STANDS, HIS HANDS OUTSPREAD, IN FRONT OF STILLS OF HITLER, STALIN, ????, AND MUSSOLINI.]
"WE'VE HAD A STRING OF EMBEZZLERS, FRAUDS, LIARS AND LUNATICS MAKING A STRING OF CATASTROPHIC DECISIONS.
"THIS IS PLAIN FACT.
"BUT WHO *ELECTED* THEM?
[PANEL 7: A FAMILY WATCHES V'S ADDRESS FROM THEIR LIVING-ROOM]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tgo4sgmvasbn4aomyp3klw3d/bafkreid2qdsvnmxrcnxyo62unvpc2k72ymy7ha3jymrtk6lmrsrel43oum@jpeg)
![[PANEL 1: SOLDIERS RUSH THROUGH A DOORWAY] "IT WAS *YOU!* *YOU* WHO APPOINTED THESE PEOPLE! *YOU* WHO GAVE THEM THE POWER TO MAKE YOUR DECISIONS FOR YOU!
[PANEL 2: SOLDIERS CLUSTER IN FRONT OF A CLOSED PAIR OF DOORS. A SIGN ABOVE THE DOORWAY READS "ON THE AIR".]
"WHILE I'LL ADMIT THAT ANYONE MAKE A MISTAKE ONCE, TO GO ON MAKING THE SAME LETHAL ERRORS CENTURY AFTER CENTURY SEEMS TO ME NOTHING SHORT OF DELIBERATE.
[PANEL 3: V, IN FRONT OF A STILL OF NAZIS MARCHING CARRYING SWASTIKA-BANNERS]
"YOU HAVE *ENCOURAGED* THESE MALICIOUS INCOMPETENTS, WHO HAVE MADE YOUR WORKING LIFE A SHAMBLES.
[PANEL 4: A SOLDIER KICKS THE RIGHTMOST DOOR]
"YOU HAVE ACCEPTED WITHOUT QUESTION THEIR *SENSELESS* ORDERS.
[PANEL 5: V STANDS IN FRONT OF A STILL OF A MUSHROOM-CLOUD]
"YOU HAVE ALLOWED THEM TO FILL YOUR WORKPLACE WITH DANGEROUS AND UNPROVEN MACHINES.
"YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THEM.
[PANEL 6: THE DOOR GIVES WAY AS A SOLDIER BATTERS IT WITH HIS RIFLE]
"ALL YOU HAD TO SAY WAS *'NO'*.
"YOU HAVE NO SPINE. YOU HAVE NO PRIDE.
"YOU ARE NO LONGER AN ASSET TO THE COMPANY.
[PANEL 7: THE SOLDIERS ENTER THE BROADCAST-ROOM, WHERE THEY ARE GREETED BY THE CLOAKED FIGURE OF V]
"I WILL, HOWEVER, BE GENEROUS.
"YOU WILL BE GRANTED TWO YEARS TO SHOW ME SOME IMPROVEMENT IN YOUR WORK. IF AT THE END OF THAT TIME YOU ARE STILL UNWILLING TO MAKE A GO OF IT...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tgo4sgmvasbn4aomyp3klw3d/bafkreib4smxodtiu3ale575nkv56a3z47m76sgg46loxv2d5ppth44skr4@jpeg)
![[PANEL 1: THE SOLDIERS OPEN FIRE ON V]
"YOU'RE FIRED
[PANEL 2: A WINDOW IS SHATTERED]
[PANEL 3: THE FIGURE OF V FALLS TO THE FLOOR]
[PANEL 4: TWO SOLDIERS]
"THAT WILL BE ALL. YOU MAY RETURN TO YOUR LABOURS.
[PANELS 5, 6, & 7: THE BLOODY FIGURE OF V LIES ON THE GLASS-STREWN FLOOR, AS THE PERSPECTIVE ZOOMS OUT TO REVEAL SOLDIERS SURROUNDING THE BODY]
[PANEL 8: FLOODLIGHTS LOOM OVER THE SCENE. A BOX READS: "TO BE CONTINUED"]
"NORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESUMED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tgo4sgmvasbn4aomyp3klw3d/bafkreifl6enedu2s3txur3u65z4vpqxlll4ron5ouzyunozbvdwjgtr5qe@jpeg)
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It is stupid and bad that a barely literate failed teacher who did nothing of value in of itself was a broker for the UAE, Israel, Russia, half of the US media elite, a quarter of Europe, a random selection of Southeast Asia, and a key node in finance and intelligence.
January 31, 2026 at 5:22 AM
It is stupid and bad that a barely literate failed teacher who did nothing of value in of itself was a broker for the UAE, Israel, Russia, half of the US media elite, a quarter of Europe, a random selection of Southeast Asia, and a key node in finance and intelligence.
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The Epstein story is still absurd and bad and indicative of a lot of things wrong even if you were to remove every single accusation or evidence thereof of child abuse. The fact that he came out of nowhere and seemingly every elite on the planet was connected to him is bad.
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 AM
The Epstein story is still absurd and bad and indicative of a lot of things wrong even if you were to remove every single accusation or evidence thereof of child abuse. The fact that he came out of nowhere and seemingly every elite on the planet was connected to him is bad.
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I'm no europhile but "Europe mocks us when they're one election away from electing Nazis" is such a weird American dunk. We are like, 2 elections into electing Nazis. We have liberal intelligentsia who say it's an embarrassment for liberals that the cordon sanitaire hasn't been dropped far enough
January 31, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I'm no europhile but "Europe mocks us when they're one election away from electing Nazis" is such a weird American dunk. We are like, 2 elections into electing Nazis. We have liberal intelligentsia who say it's an embarrassment for liberals that the cordon sanitaire hasn't been dropped far enough
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The "Epstein had a one on one with moot right before /pol/ launched" thing makes the /u/maxwellhill theory much easier to believe
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
The "Epstein had a one on one with moot right before /pol/ launched" thing makes the /u/maxwellhill theory much easier to believe
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i think trump should be mortally afraid that protests are turning out 2-3% of the coldest cities in america in the dead of winter when under federal occupation
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
i think trump should be mortally afraid that protests are turning out 2-3% of the coldest cities in america in the dead of winter when under federal occupation
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The very well-accepted term for "stripping the legal protections of a minority group and then sending a paramilitary force to carry them away" is "ethnic cleansing."
They are planning to ethnically cleanse Springfield, Ohio.
They are planning to ethnically cleanse Springfield, Ohio.
Breaking MS NOW:
The Trump admin is now eyeing Ohio for immigration enforcement operations that could begin as early as next week.
The operation is expected to target Haitian immigrants — with temporary protected status for Haiti expiring on Feb. 3.
The Trump admin is now eyeing Ohio for immigration enforcement operations that could begin as early as next week.
The operation is expected to target Haitian immigrants — with temporary protected status for Haiti expiring on Feb. 3.
ICE eyeing Ohio next, where it is expected to target Haitian immigrants
An estimated 12,000 to 15,000 Haitians live in Springfield, Ohio, a community that President Donald Trump and Vice President JD Vance targeted during the 2024 campaign, falsely accusing the community ...
www.ms.now
January 31, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The very well-accepted term for "stripping the legal protections of a minority group and then sending a paramilitary force to carry them away" is "ethnic cleansing."
They are planning to ethnically cleanse Springfield, Ohio.
They are planning to ethnically cleanse Springfield, Ohio.
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Left to right:
* Guy banned from Dr Who convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Happy Days convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Birdfair for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Nazi reenactment society for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Dr Who convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Happy Days convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Birdfair for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Nazi reenactment society for safeguarding reasons
January 30, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Left to right:
* Guy banned from Dr Who convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Happy Days convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Birdfair for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Nazi reenactment society for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Dr Who convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Happy Days convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Birdfair for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Nazi reenactment society for safeguarding reasons
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We are killing children all around the world because a handful of rich people who don’t understand the science think it is worse to be neurodivergent than it is to be dead.
U.S. ultimatum to vaccine group: No more funds unless you stop using thimerosal
This mercury-containing compound, used as a vaccine preservative, is commonly used in lower-income countries — and deemed safe. The U.S. is now demanding that Gavi, the Vaccine Alliance stop using it.
www.npr.org
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
We are killing children all around the world because a handful of rich people who don’t understand the science think it is worse to be neurodivergent than it is to be dead.
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It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
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i mention this in particular because Google's video model suite is being used by CBP and ICE to produce Nazi-ass video propaganda
www.govtech.com/artificial-i...
www.govtech.com/artificial-i...
January 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
i mention this in particular because Google's video model suite is being used by CBP and ICE to produce Nazi-ass video propaganda
www.govtech.com/artificial-i...
www.govtech.com/artificial-i...
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to the left, sergey brin at the airport protests, 2017. to the right, sergey brin at the Starlight Ball following the inauguration, 2025.
January 30, 2026 at 10:29 PM
to the left, sergey brin at the airport protests, 2017. to the right, sergey brin at the Starlight Ball following the inauguration, 2025.
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here's a picture i took at work nine years ago, during the airport protests after the muslim ban. anyone who showed up to an event like this at google today would be fired.
January 30, 2026 at 10:26 PM
here's a picture i took at work nine years ago, during the airport protests after the muslim ban. anyone who showed up to an event like this at google today would be fired.
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This #FossilFriday, please enjoy some bits of icthyosaurs from the stunning Alfred Gillett collection.
January 30, 2026 at 10:54 AM
This #FossilFriday, please enjoy some bits of icthyosaurs from the stunning Alfred Gillett collection.
A corollary to this is that there's probably efficacy in Dem candidates being more combative towards the voters they're courting: "I don't like you & you don't like me, but even you can't be so stupid as to let the fascist win. I may a be a son-of-a-bitch, but there are worse things than SOBs!"
The best way to farm clout as a leftist is to pull a Hasan and say Dems suck. The best way to farm clout as a centrist is to pull a Bari and say Dems suck. The best way to farm clout as a conservative is to pull a Charlie and say Dems suck. The best way to farm clout as a fascist is, you guessed it,
January 30, 2026 at 9:54 PM
A corollary to this is that there's probably efficacy in Dem candidates being more combative towards the voters they're courting: "I don't like you & you don't like me, but even you can't be so stupid as to let the fascist win. I may a be a son-of-a-bitch, but there are worse things than SOBs!"
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My painting SEA PINKS
January 30, 2026 at 4:34 PM
My painting SEA PINKS
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“I was on a sex island and Donald Trump and Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were all there too” is unfortunately now extremely plausible
January 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
“I was on a sex island and Donald Trump and Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were all there too” is unfortunately now extremely plausible
"Idiocracy" is a deeply reactionary film that equates poverty with stupidity, so I guess it makes sense, as per the logic of every conservative accusation being a confession, that this most reactionary of administrations is trying to bring it to life
Trump announces he is building a stadium for 100,000 people in front of the White House for the UFC fight on his birthday
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
"Idiocracy" is a deeply reactionary film that equates poverty with stupidity, so I guess it makes sense, as per the logic of every conservative accusation being a confession, that this most reactionary of administrations is trying to bring it to life
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According to a Reuters report about how senior officials in the Biden admin ignored or even blocked evidence of forced starvation in Gaza from being published, McGurk would ask USAID why their reports weren't identified to Israel's.
"The question was always like 'where are all the skinny kids?''
"The question was always like 'where are all the skinny kids?''
January 30, 2026 at 5:54 PM
According to a Reuters report about how senior officials in the Biden admin ignored or even blocked evidence of forced starvation in Gaza from being published, McGurk would ask USAID why their reports weren't identified to Israel's.
"The question was always like 'where are all the skinny kids?''
"The question was always like 'where are all the skinny kids?''
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Real talk, if Thomas Paine were alive today he'd currently be in prison for sending "The Case for Bombing Their Homes" to his 500,000 Substack readers and then minutes after hitting the publish button attempting to purchase 57 tons of fertilizer
I think that overall substack has been a net negative for the American experiment, which is very funny because Thomas Paine would have loved substack
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Real talk, if Thomas Paine were alive today he'd currently be in prison for sending "The Case for Bombing Their Homes" to his 500,000 Substack readers and then minutes after hitting the publish button attempting to purchase 57 tons of fertilizer
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Honestly, I think Obama might be a top five president in hindsight simply because it turned out this country was a shithole powderkeg and he managed to ride the tiger for eight years somehow. Last Roman type of thing.
I think Obama was vindicated in the long run because the ACA endured against all odds while Bidenomics was rejected in favor of fascism by the electorate.
*taps mic*
in terms of passing policies that improve peoples lives particularly at the bottom of the SES ladder, Joe Biden was the best president of my lifetime
*drops mic*
in terms of passing policies that improve peoples lives particularly at the bottom of the SES ladder, Joe Biden was the best president of my lifetime
*drops mic*
January 30, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Honestly, I think Obama might be a top five president in hindsight simply because it turned out this country was a shithole powderkeg and he managed to ride the tiger for eight years somehow. Last Roman type of thing.
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Callawayia, a uniquely proportioned Triassic ichthyosaur, shows off its rather long tail.
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Callawayia, a uniquely proportioned Triassic ichthyosaur, shows off its rather long tail.
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This is a program of ethnic cleansing. It doesn’t matter how half assed it is, that is what is being attempted.
“We had to deliver them to a detention center,” principal Jason Kuhlman said about the second grader and fifth grader.
‘I don’t have words’: 2 more kids from Liam Ramos’ Columbia Heights school taken into ICE custody
The children were taken into ICE custody after their mother was detained at a court appointment. School leaders say the mother asked them to bring the kids to the detention center because there were n...
www.mprnews.org
January 30, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This is a program of ethnic cleansing. It doesn’t matter how half assed it is, that is what is being attempted.
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People are reading this way wrong. Schumer detached DHS from the other five bills in return for a two week CR on the DHS bill. Now Democrats can make demands on DHS spending without having to shut down agencies covered in the other five bills. They have way more leverage to get real concessions.
People just going out here saying the literal opposite of what happened. Thune caved! Thune did! This is a cave by Thune and Senate Republicans, any possible way you cut it.
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 AM
People are reading this way wrong. Schumer detached DHS from the other five bills in return for a two week CR on the DHS bill. Now Democrats can make demands on DHS spending without having to shut down agencies covered in the other five bills. They have way more leverage to get real concessions.
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just fucking demonic
Tucker Carlson: "Saudi Arabia [...] is kind of a weirdly free place.”
Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"
Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"
Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson Walk Into a Saudi Real Estate Forum
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
just fucking demonic