The Lincolnshire Poster
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The Lincolnshire Poster
@desiderratum.bsky.social
The universe's idea of a joke
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Mood for the coming year
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I lost it but a couple months ago I had a post about how much I hated people saying “What about the red states with actually high crime?” because they were always going to go there and, for reasons practical and political, can go more full tilt in red state cities—especially when the govt is in line
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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old enough to remember when white guys in the beltway said the occupations weren't a big deal
Memphis is experiencing gestapo-style raids 24/7 now. Our local media is failing us and the national media is ignoring this black/blue/incredibly poor city in a red state. I guess we just aren’t as sexy as LA or Portland.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Don’t talk about my violent delights. Just because yours didn’t end how you wanted
October 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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July 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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everyone keeps dancing around it but JD Vance keeps trotting out the “immigrants are taking our housing“ because it’s a nativist blood libel he’s engineering alongside eg “they eat our pets” but, more specifically, it is to legitimize the dispossession, en masse, of an entire sub-population.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
ELO's "Yours Truly, 2095" is such a good pastiche of The Buggles
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"Odysseus'); DROP TABLE Achaeans; has poked out my eye!"
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Another selection of the best dril's replies on Threads:

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November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Keeping up with the Qarmatians
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This probably sounds rich coming from me, but I think the trick is to say it starkly straightforwardly: "These are very bad people & we can't have a good society with them in charge"
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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based iain banks
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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what is absolutely crazy is that this entire Epstein problem was personally created by Trump, and virtually all the emails released today were released by Republicans.
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Grok's out here talking like a vizier who's 100% plotting Musk's downfall in his every idle moment
Y’all want to see the saddest shit ever?

Grok: "Elon crafts his own words with clarity and conviction. He dives deep into classics like the Iliad without needing search engines; his library rivals ancient scrolls. If anything, I learn from him, not the other way around."
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I've been trying to express exactly this discomfort with modern interface design and especially LLM design and this lady nailed it back in *1993*

("A Small Matter of Programming", Bonnie A. Nardi)
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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in the 19th century, there were extraordinarily graphic religious tracts condemning lesbianism and bondage. these were sold for relatively high prices to people who wanted to read about lesbianism and bondage. QAnon is that, but for pedophilia.
q anon specifically is really fascinating given that it was initially founded on an infamous gathering site for pedophiles, moved to the site which was explicitly founded by pedophiles for pedophiles, and basically faded away when its followers just got bored of Satanic Pedophile Armageddon
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It's far from the most infuriating thing about the 2024 election, but it nonetheless gets me that the question of "Whatever happened to Mike Pence?" just wasn't on voters' minds
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Don't want to unfairly dunk on this guy, because pro-Eisenhower propaganda has convinced people that he was George McGovern with an R next to his name, but Eisenhower was an awful President for anyone who considers themselves a friend of progress, and in this thread, I'll cover why. 🧵
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Bizarre part of this that I didn’t realize
Also, don't forget that was all part of the plan.

On Trump's last day in office in 2021, he literally told Venezuelans to surge at the border to literally create the increase in immigration to justify another term.

www.politico.com/news/2021/01...
Trump grants Venezuelans temporary legal status on his way out
The U.S. will defer for 18 months the removal of certain Venezuelan nationals.
www.politico.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you see this, post your bird art
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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. Death .
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Skelly in a sally #tarot #illustration #artsky #art
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM