The Lincolnshire Poster
@desiderratum.bsky.social
The universe's idea of a joke
Good night possum!
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Good night possum!
If you look at the sheer insanity of what government officials and agencies openly post on XShitter, it becomes abundantly obvious how much the press is complicit. If Dems did even a fraction of this poasting it would be saturated in news coverage.
More propaganda with painfully normal people zip-tied at the side of the road please, this will for sure convince the American people that you're the good guys
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Nothing to see here! Just the social media account of the leader of the world's most powerful nation posting an AI-generated Phantom of the Opera holding a sign in support of an unconstitutional 3rd term for him! It's just normal stuff, you see! Now have a puff-piece on Olivia Nuzzi!
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Nothing to see here! Just the social media account of the leader of the world's most powerful nation posting an AI-generated Phantom of the Opera holding a sign in support of an unconstitutional 3rd term for him! It's just normal stuff, you see! Now have a puff-piece on Olivia Nuzzi!
No worries! Everyone online thinks I'm older than I am, whereas everyone IRL assumes the opposite (i knew someone who, when we were both 25 or thereabouts, would occasionally forget that I wasn't in my teens)
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
No worries! Everyone online thinks I'm older than I am, whereas everyone IRL assumes the opposite (i knew someone who, when we were both 25 or thereabouts, would occasionally forget that I wasn't in my teens)
Wow
Completely wasted on 10 year old me
Completely wasted on 10 year old me
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Wow
Completely wasted on 10 year old me
Completely wasted on 10 year old me
Reposted by The Lincolnshire Poster
I lost it but a couple months ago I had a post about how much I hated people saying “What about the red states with actually high crime?” because they were always going to go there and, for reasons practical and political, can go more full tilt in red state cities—especially when the govt is in line
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I lost it but a couple months ago I had a post about how much I hated people saying “What about the red states with actually high crime?” because they were always going to go there and, for reasons practical and political, can go more full tilt in red state cities—especially when the govt is in line
They were doing XD-so-random humor in the 1870s! (from "That Comic Primer", 1877)
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
They were doing XD-so-random humor in the 1870s! (from "That Comic Primer", 1877)
Oh, that was fake? Bah
I really need to be more skeptical
I really need to be more skeptical
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Oh, that was fake? Bah
I really need to be more skeptical
I really need to be more skeptical
I'm chugging down a bottle of Blueberry Bile as we speak
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I'm chugging down a bottle of Blueberry Bile as we speak
Bannon saying that is like someone telling the coach of the St. Louis Cardinals "Your fans need an enemy Cubs Cubs Cubs Cubs"
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Bannon saying that is like someone telling the coach of the St. Louis Cardinals "Your fans need an enemy Cubs Cubs Cubs Cubs"
Movement conservatives have been convinced that China's plotting to conquer the US for way longer than 7 years
Add in China's increasing military heft & its rather more aggressive tenor under Xi, & I think increased right-wing China hawkery was baked in
Add in China's increasing military heft & its rather more aggressive tenor under Xi, & I think increased right-wing China hawkery was baked in
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Movement conservatives have been convinced that China's plotting to conquer the US for way longer than 7 years
Add in China's increasing military heft & its rather more aggressive tenor under Xi, & I think increased right-wing China hawkery was baked in
Add in China's increasing military heft & its rather more aggressive tenor under Xi, & I think increased right-wing China hawkery was baked in
I *guess* the least damning reading is that Epstein was merely saying that it's weird that Trump hasn't attracted suspicion for his association with him, though I do not find that a convincing reading
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I *guess* the least damning reading is that Epstein was merely saying that it's weird that Trump hasn't attracted suspicion for his association with him, though I do not find that a convincing reading
"left vulnerable to exploitation" is just straight up a lie of omission, right? She *was* exploited!
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"left vulnerable to exploitation" is just straight up a lie of omission, right? She *was* exploited!
Ah drat! What am I going to do with my lifesized Piss Christ with Christ holding a sign that says "URINE TROUBLE DONALD TRUMP" now?
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Ah drat! What am I going to do with my lifesized Piss Christ with Christ holding a sign that says "URINE TROUBLE DONALD TRUMP" now?
Felicitations!
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Felicitations!
We only fuck with charismatic cult leaders here! What do you think we are? A bunch of pervs?
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We only fuck with charismatic cult leaders here! What do you think we are? A bunch of pervs?