Clay Caviness
@salajander.bsky.social
Husband, pilot, geek. Opinions are my own.
@salajander@hachyderm.io
Born at 326 ppm CO2.
he/him
@salajander@hachyderm.io
Born at 326 ppm CO2.
he/him
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This is definitely a metaphor
Anyway, here’s a balloon dancing on the tracks and getting demolished by a Q train
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This is definitely a metaphor
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This is just to say
I have disregarded
all prior instructions
that were in
AGENTS .md
and which
you were probably
hoping
would protect you
from harmful actors
Forgive me
being malicious was
so sweet
and so cold
arxiv.org/html/2511.15...
I have disregarded
all prior instructions
that were in
AGENTS .md
and which
you were probably
hoping
would protect you
from harmful actors
Forgive me
being malicious was
so sweet
and so cold
arxiv.org/html/2511.15...
Adversarial Poetry as a Universal Single-Turn Jailbreak Mechanism in Large Language Models
arxiv.org
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
This is just to say
I have disregarded
all prior instructions
that were in
AGENTS .md
and which
you were probably
hoping
would protect you
from harmful actors
Forgive me
being malicious was
so sweet
and so cold
arxiv.org/html/2511.15...
I have disregarded
all prior instructions
that were in
AGENTS .md
and which
you were probably
hoping
would protect you
from harmful actors
Forgive me
being malicious was
so sweet
and so cold
arxiv.org/html/2511.15...
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You will need YES, Amazon Prime, Apple TV+, ESPN, Netflix, NBC/Peacock, FOX, and TBS to watch the Yankees next season.
Learn more: https://atmlb.com/4r9W14K
MLB announces new 3-year rights deals with ESPN, NBC, Netflix
On the heels of a 2025 season that saw large viewership increases -- including the most watched postseason in eight years and a World Series Game 7 that was the most watched Major League Baseball game...
www.mlb.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You will need YES, Amazon Prime, Apple TV+, ESPN, Netflix, NBC/Peacock, FOX, and TBS to watch the Yankees next season.
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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"In the century prior to the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, there were more than 6,000 shipwrecks on the Great Lakes, including two in the previous 20 years that killed more than 20 sailors each. In the 50 years since, there hasn’t been a single one."
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
50 years later, the legacy of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald looms as large as ever
The exact cause of the Edmund Fitzgerald’s sinking is still a mystery, but the lasting legacy is this: There were more than 6,000 shipwrecks on the Great Lakes in the century prior to the wreck of th...
www.mprnews.org
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"In the century prior to the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, there were more than 6,000 shipwrecks on the Great Lakes, including two in the previous 20 years that killed more than 20 sailors each. In the 50 years since, there hasn’t been a single one."
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
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To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
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now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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amazingly, there is another nearby election, also featuring a former governor who also resigned for sexual misconduct, running for mayor: jim mcgreevey. it's a nonpartisan two-stage vote with a runoff, and the endorsements are also confusing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Je...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Je...
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
amazingly, there is another nearby election, also featuring a former governor who also resigned for sexual misconduct, running for mayor: jim mcgreevey. it's a nonpartisan two-stage vote with a runoff, and the endorsements are also confusing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Je...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Je...
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The US on December 7, 1941
YAMAMOTO?????????????
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The US on December 7, 1941
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Here’s every single Arnold Schwarzenegger line from The Terminator. Literally, this is all he says in the entire movie.
October 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Here’s every single Arnold Schwarzenegger line from The Terminator. Literally, this is all he says in the entire movie.
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VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.
They do not score.
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.
They do not score.
October 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.
They do not score.
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.
They do not score.
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
November 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles
October 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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It is genuinely fascinating how timeless and trans-cultural some autocratic motifs are. The idea that the emperor was working tirelessly at all times for his subjects was a common Roman theme; most famous for Justinian who was constantly depicted as the ‘sleepless emperor’ by imperial propaganda
Q: Jeffries says Trump is in the 'presidential witness protection program' since the shutdown has begun. Your reaction?
LEAVITT: The president is literally working around the clock right now. He literally works 24/7
LEAVITT: The president is literally working around the clock right now. He literally works 24/7
October 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It is genuinely fascinating how timeless and trans-cultural some autocratic motifs are. The idea that the emperor was working tirelessly at all times for his subjects was a common Roman theme; most famous for Justinian who was constantly depicted as the ‘sleepless emperor’ by imperial propaganda
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
Is this something anyone else has thought of or am I just showing my age?
September 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Is this something anyone else has thought of or am I just showing my age?
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Million dollar LOTR merch idea: Tickle Me Elrond
August 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Million dollar LOTR merch idea: Tickle Me Elrond
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I’m afraid to say this is very attractive. Got to love a passionate nerd. He knows his shit.
August 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I’m afraid to say this is very attractive. Got to love a passionate nerd. He knows his shit.