Ben Darlow
@kapowaz.net
Designer/Engineer. Maker of things. Emoji artisan. Keyboard enthusiast (@kapowaz.industries). Coventry City fan. Invented @-replies. Not John Green. He/Him.
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Chuck McGill really was the absolute worst.
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Chuck McGill really was the absolute worst.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
@jasonschreier.bsky.social presumably you’re already deep into the work on a ‘what the hell happened at Bungie’ book?
Because boy, I’d love to know.
Because boy, I’d love to know.
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
@jasonschreier.bsky.social presumably you’re already deep into the work on a ‘what the hell happened at Bungie’ book?
Because boy, I’d love to know.
Because boy, I’d love to know.
What *Would* Jesus Say
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
What *Would* Jesus Say
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Made me wonder if the owner was ever tracked down and answer is, yes, but well, you watch it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wdq...
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Made me wonder if the owner was ever tracked down and answer is, yes, but well, you watch it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wdq...
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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Nothing hits quite like 1980s Italian prog rock.
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Nothing hits quite like 1980s Italian prog rock.
I see two options for the next Bond series:
1. It’s set in the Cold War, basically a more action-oriented version of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy, with all the moral ambiguities that come with that
1. It’s set in the Cold War, basically a more action-oriented version of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy, with all the moral ambiguities that come with that
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I see two options for the next Bond series:
1. It’s set in the Cold War, basically a more action-oriented version of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy, with all the moral ambiguities that come with that
1. It’s set in the Cold War, basically a more action-oriented version of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy, with all the moral ambiguities that come with that
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It’s good to have good neighbours. Equally, when you have a litigious retired lawyer for a neighbour, who doesn’t actually live there, but acts like a NIMBY anyway, it can be really fucking aggravating.
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s good to have good neighbours. Equally, when you have a litigious retired lawyer for a neighbour, who doesn’t actually live there, but acts like a NIMBY anyway, it can be really fucking aggravating.
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Woke up from a dream we’d beaten Stoke and I was all content for a few minutes before reality hit me. Been anxious as hell all day so far. #PUSB
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Woke up from a dream we’d beaten Stoke and I was all content for a few minutes before reality hit me. Been anxious as hell all day so far. #PUSB
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My company food allowance is £50 per day. Realised I can buy a couple of homeless people a sizeable meal whenever I travel and consume fewer calories at the same time. Makes me feel great and have had some great chats with real people. Do it if you can.
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
My company food allowance is £50 per day. Realised I can buy a couple of homeless people a sizeable meal whenever I travel and consume fewer calories at the same time. Makes me feel great and have had some great chats with real people. Do it if you can.
Okay given she’s ninety years old (and turns 91 in under a month) I think my dream combo of Dame Judi Dench and Daniel Craig is perhaps not feasible, but who else would be on your wish list for Celebrity Traitors S2?
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Okay given she’s ninety years old (and turns 91 in under a month) I think my dream combo of Dame Judi Dench and Daniel Craig is perhaps not feasible, but who else would be on your wish list for Celebrity Traitors S2?
I hear yer ma won traitors
still maybe the funniest picture of the year #CelebrityTraitors
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I hear yer ma won traitors
@ivanbrett.bsky.social everyone’s still talking about Jonathan’s reveal but my wife and I are still here reminiscing about your reveal. Absolute cinema. Did you have it in your head beforehand or was it all off the cuff?
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
@ivanbrett.bsky.social everyone’s still talking about Jonathan’s reveal but my wife and I are still here reminiscing about your reveal. Absolute cinema. Did you have it in your head beforehand or was it all off the cuff?
went to the gym and then had a steak bake and I don’t feel bad about it whatsoever
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
went to the gym and then had a steak bake and I don’t feel bad about it whatsoever
Too many of these obviously fake fesses lately.
When I was a kid I thought the world would literally end if I divided by 0, to the point where I was deathly afraid of writing "undefined" on my math homework
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Too many of these obviously fake fesses lately.
We’re waiting, Alan.
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
We’re waiting, Alan.
Because today had been super stress free*, the coat hook rack decided to pull itself down from the wall, leaving a pair of giant holes in the masonry.
*not actually true.
*not actually true.
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Because today had been super stress free*, the coat hook rack decided to pull itself down from the wall, leaving a pair of giant holes in the masonry.
*not actually true.
*not actually true.