Sophie Hall
@sophlouisehall.bsky.social
Boltonian in London. Garlic bread! ✨
COMEDY: https://sophlouisehall.medium.com
SUBSTACK ABOUT BEST BITS OF POP SONGS: https://sophiehall.substack.com
COMEDY: https://sophlouisehall.medium.com
SUBSTACK ABOUT BEST BITS OF POP SONGS: https://sophiehall.substack.com
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The re-recorded version of "West End girls" by Pet Shop Boys first entered the UK Official Singles Chart on November 16, 1985, at number 80. It entered the Top 40 the following week, and eventually reached number one on January 11, 1986.
#PetText
#PetText
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The re-recorded version of "West End girls" by Pet Shop Boys first entered the UK Official Singles Chart on November 16, 1985, at number 80. It entered the Top 40 the following week, and eventually reached number one on January 11, 1986.
#PetText
#PetText
What's the most overrated random Christmas side-gift you always see knocking around? I'm going for hot chocolate bombs and prosecco 'flavoured syrups'
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
What's the most overrated random Christmas side-gift you always see knocking around? I'm going for hot chocolate bombs and prosecco 'flavoured syrups'
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the basic way twitter works is there are two teams, left and right, and you pick a team and go to their side of the barn and then you throw wet bread at the other team's cow
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
the basic way twitter works is there are two teams, left and right, and you pick a team and go to their side of the barn and then you throw wet bread at the other team's cow
Here’s a depressing thought: the younger generation got introduced to Rick Astley via Rickrolling and now the current younger generation won’t even know what Rickrolling is 🥲
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Here’s a depressing thought: the younger generation got introduced to Rick Astley via Rickrolling and now the current younger generation won’t even know what Rickrolling is 🥲
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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Kendrick Lamar on Not Like Us:
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Kendrick Lamar on Not Like Us:
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I hope he still does the voice
‘Poker Face’ Canceled at Peacock, Rian Johnson Shops New Version With Peter Dinklage Taking Over for Natasha Lyonne as Charlie Cale
'Poker Face' has been canceled at Peacock after two seasons. Rian Johnson and Natasha Lyonne are shopping a new version starring Peter Dinklage.
variety.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I hope he still does the voice
If 👏 you 👏 are 👏 not 👏 offering 👏 me 👏 a 👏 voucher 👏 or 👏 entering 👏 me 👏 into 👏 a 👏 prize 👏 draw 👏 I 👏 will 👏 not 👏 do 👏 your 👏 survey 👏
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If 👏 you 👏 are 👏 not 👏 offering 👏 me 👏 a 👏 voucher 👏 or 👏 entering 👏 me 👏 into 👏 a 👏 prize 👏 draw 👏 I 👏 will 👏 not 👏 do 👏 your 👏 survey 👏
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Suddenly reminded of the Eric Idle gag - 'Your beer's like making love in a canoe: it's fucking close to water.'
Fosters is already known as piss water..
Heineken UK cuts Foster's beer alcohol strength to 3.4% - BBC News
The brewer said the change could lead to cheaper pints.
www.bbc.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Suddenly reminded of the Eric Idle gag - 'Your beer's like making love in a canoe: it's fucking close to water.'
Absolutely fair play to the lady on the tube watching the entire of the Devil Wears Prada on her phone
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Absolutely fair play to the lady on the tube watching the entire of the Devil Wears Prada on her phone
Sometimes I’ll login to X just to see what’s going on there and it’s just someone stealing one of my year old viral tweets (and lots of fascism :))
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sometimes I’ll login to X just to see what’s going on there and it’s just someone stealing one of my year old viral tweets (and lots of fascism :))
Him: you better not be a Winnie the Pooh phone in the street when I get there
Me:
Me:
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Him: you better not be a Winnie the Pooh phone in the street when I get there
Me:
Me:
I see it's "all of your favourite artists are playing these 900 festivals you've never heard of" season
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I see it's "all of your favourite artists are playing these 900 festivals you've never heard of" season
Lord give me the strength to not let this song perfectly attuned to my tastes make me like the Emerald Fennell Wuthering Heights film www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp7...
Charli xcx - House featuring John Cale (Official Video)
YouTube video by Charli xcx
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Lord give me the strength to not let this song perfectly attuned to my tastes make me like the Emerald Fennell Wuthering Heights film www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp7...
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Singing Alouette but with wikipedia's literal translation of the lyrics
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Singing Alouette but with wikipedia's literal translation of the lyrics
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Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
‘Your weekly progress report from Fitbit!’
a woman wearing a pearl necklace and earrings is standing in a hallway looking at another woman .
ALT: a woman wearing a pearl necklace and earrings is standing in a hallway looking at another woman .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
‘Your weekly progress report from Fitbit!’
Is this just a euphemism for having a pint up north
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Is this just a euphemism for having a pint up north
Me before Remembrance Sunday vs. me after Remembrance Sunday
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Me before Remembrance Sunday vs. me after Remembrance Sunday
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If I was really rich, I would not complain about mayors refusing to meet with me; I would just buy a lot of Lego sets and spend extended periods in Tokyo, Italy, and France
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If I was really rich, I would not complain about mayors refusing to meet with me; I would just buy a lot of Lego sets and spend extended periods in Tokyo, Italy, and France
The 6music switchboards after the prompt was ‘songs that sound a bit like Bond themes’
a group of women wearing headsets are working on telephones
ALT: a group of women wearing headsets are working on telephones
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The 6music switchboards after the prompt was ‘songs that sound a bit like Bond themes’
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Really is a testament to The Traitors' format that it can get that kind of drama out of a group of people who inherently don't need the money. #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Really is a testament to The Traitors' format that it can get that kind of drama out of a group of people who inherently don't need the money. #CelebrityTraitors