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Barnaby Edwards
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Actor || Writer || Director || Painter || Dalek 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him. Acting - http://thebwhagency.co.uk Voice (home studio) - http://suzywoottonvoices.com

🎨 Portrait • Landscape • Figure • Animals • Queer Art 🎨 https://barnabyedwards.co.uk/artist/commissions
Happy birthday to Nathaniel Curtis! Here’s my portrait of him.
December 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Oh that every month could be like October!
December 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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David Attenborough [whispering]:

“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Has anyone broken it to The Mail that Postman Pat is fictional?
The Mail on Sunday crying that 'postmen' is being changed to 'postpersons' while also noting how the job title was the gender neutral 'letter carriers' before 1883.
December 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Don’t do interviews for the gutter press, especially not The Telegraph. They’ll either make you say something stupid or, worse, reveal that you are stupid.
December 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
One of the most beautiful films I’ve seen. I bawled my eyes out.
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hope you all had a lovely Christmas. I shall be working my way through these for the next month or so.
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Really looking forward to tonight. We follow the Icelandic tradition of Jólabókaflóð, literally 'Christmas book flood'. Rather than watching regrettable repeats on TV, you give each other a book and then settle down with a nice hot chocolate to read them. It's fab! 📚

adventures.is/blog/iceland...
Iceland Christmas Eve Tradition | Arctic Adventures
Discover Jólabókaflóð: Iceland's unique Christmas tradition of book gifting. Learn about its history and how it reflects Iceland's love for reading!
adventures.is
December 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Just seen a ‘Monsters Size Comparison’ video and stopped quite early on when it suggested that a bronze Dalek - famously the same height as Billie Piper - was 6’6”.

Presumably all such size comparison videos are done by AI these days and are therefore fact-free drivel.
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I must say I’m loving Wikipedia’s new analysis of classic literature. It’s so helpful.

Here’s Christopher Isherwood’s Prater Violet for people who’ve not read it. Sorry, I meant BY people who’ve not read it.
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I’ve just found out about Iceland’s terrifying Yule Cat - Jólakötturinn - who looks in through house windows at Christmastime to see whether children have been good enough to be given new clothes as presents. If they haven’t, then the cat rips them to shreds and devours them. Happy Christmas, kids!
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Okay. I’m going to stop looking stuff up online. It’s getting too unreliable - AI inventing facts, Wikipedia being Wikipedia, Google deliberately making their search engine worse to get more ad clicks.

I have books. Lots of books. I shall use them instead.
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It’s a horrible day for news. So here’s something uplifting and precious instead. As we all know, Dick Van Dyke celebrated his 100th birthday over the weekend - what a man! - but here’s my favourite story about him. 🐬🐬🐬

www.theguardian.com/film/2010/no...
Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
Mary Poppins star feared death after apparently falling asleep on his surfboard but friendly sea creatures pushed him to shore
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Spoilers for War Between the Land and the Sea
December 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Just finished The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury. What an astonishing piece of writing. It skewers the entirety of Western civilisation, takes it to its logical conclusion, destroys it and then offers a tiny atom of hope for the future. Perhaps even more relevant now than when it was written.
December 14, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Is it me or is it the ghastly new #iOS26? When I play any video (there’s a lovely one below), if I accidentally nudge it to the right by so much as a pixel, I lose all power to stop the video or get back to Bluesky. I have to exit the app and then reopen it. Does this happen to you too?
Christmas Ident Calendar Day 12. The first year of the BBC1 Balloon globe in 1997 but nowhere to be seen at Christmas. They went for a '12 Days Of Christmas' theme instead. Excluding the soap omnibuses, Men Behaving Badly was the most watched on Christmas Day with 16.34m.
December 12, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
To absolutely nobody’s surprise, Nestlē products contain such poor quality ingredients that they can no longer be legally termed ‘chocolate’.

The company is claiming it can’t afford to pay the going rate for cocoa and for milk, despite making a profit of $49b last year.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Toffee Crisp and Blue Riband can't be called chocolate any more
Nestle has used more vegetable oil in it recipes, meaning the treats no longer qualify as chocolate under UK law
www.bbc.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
They stole a car, repainted it and passed it off as new. That’s all. There was nothing original or creative about ‘the process’.

And - worst of all - they have the gall to demand praise for inventing the petrol engine.
The company behind the mcdonalds ad:

Imagine taking more time than it would take to do something traditionally. I bet it would take a builder longer to build a house out of jelly instead of brick, because jelly isn't brick.
December 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Amazon is making money off AI copies of books - and putting the onus on authors to prove they’ve been plagiarised.

Honestly, just stop buying books from Amazon. Get them from an actual bookshop or order them from a reputable book supplier like bookshop.org

www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon Is the World's Biggest Online Book Marketplace. It's Filled With AI Knockoffs
Authors say Amazon's knockoff book problem is leaving them frustrated — and making the internet worse in the process.
www.rollingstone.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
And now Linktree is wanting to copy and exploit our content. 🙄

Obviously they can’t own the stuff on the websites you link to, but the new T&Cs mean that any content - embedded videos, photos, music, etc. - that you have on your Linktree profile, they can copy and sell on without paying you.
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
House of Dracula opened in cinemas on this day in 1945.

Here’s my drawing of John Carradine as the eponymous vampire. 🧛🏻‍♂️

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December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM