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🌐 Acting Imperial Planetologist to Sol Ⅲ & its moon.
🇸🇧 http://www.sieiti.gov.sb/
I don't hafta BRAG I let the people brag FOR me
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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WEBSITE: Pweaaaaaase turn off your adblocker so that we can continue to be fweee!!!!!!
ME: Oh fine
WEBSITE: *attempts to load sixty ads at once and immediately crashes*
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Waterhouse's notable successes in breaking certain🇯🇵naval codes at Station Hypo were directly attributable, in that the many convenient whorehouses nearby made it possible for him to go somewhat longer between ejaculations. Note the 12-day period, 19-30 May 1942, with only one brief interruption in >
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
FREDO: I think I shoulda married & be more like Pop.
MICHAEL: It's not easy to be his son.
F: Mama used to say "You were left on the doorstep by gypsies"
M: You're no gypsy.
F [to waiter]: Por Favor [to M] how do you say "banana daiquiri"?
M: Banana daiquiri.
F: That's it?
M: Yes.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
HYMAN ROTH: I'm very pleased you were all able to come from such distances to be w/me today. When a man comes to this point in life, he wants to turn over things he's been blessed w/, to friends. These are wonderful things we've achieved in Havana & there's no limit where we can go.
#Godfather2
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Christopher Chung should be Bond! They won't even have to hire a stunt double.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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ASH: There were, individuals adroit at managing what were termed "competitive control areas"…complexly volatile environments, where you might easily lose prized field operators. Hence a project to replace such operators with autonomous AI, piped directly into the goggles of local recruits.
July 17, 2023 at 1:41 AM
From now on, your Delta Tau Chi names are Weasel, Mothball, Pinto, Flounder.
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
roses are red
violets are fine
but I'm afraid I...
"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
They took the credit for your second symphony, rewritten by machine on new technology; and now I understand the problems you can see.
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I met your children.
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What did you tell them?
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Peter Cushing’s long friendship with Christopher Lee began on The Curse Of Frankenstein when Lee stormed into Cushing’s dressing room saying ‘I haven’t got any lines!’ & Cushing replied ‘You’re lucky. I’ve read the script.’
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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"It's not like I'm using" Case heard someone say, as he shouldered his way around the door of the Chat. "It's like my body's developed this massive drug deficiency."
Sprawl voice, Sprawl joke. The Chatsubo was a bar for expatriates; you could drink there for a week & never hear 2 words in Japanese.
October 20, 2023 at 4:59 PM
I've seen bits and pieces of this film via Insta many times in the past months. Joe Cocker's Mad Dogs & Englishmen tour 1971. Now the whole film is on YouTube. People talked funny back in the 1900s.
Joe Cocker - Mad Dogs & Englishmen (1971 Concert Film)
YouTube video by Joe Cocker
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay if they'd put 15 more miles behind her.
[November 10, 1975]
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Shinjuku Station
Anyone who could see Laney here now, w/his fever, sleeping bags, eyephones, cellular data port & bottle of cooling piss, would think he was crazy. But he isn't. He has the syndrome now, the thing that came after every test subject from that Gainesville orphanage, but he isn't crazy.
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
CHEF: Hello. Almighty, Almighty, this is PBR Street Gang.
Radio check, over.
RADIO: Street Gang, this is Almighty, standing by, over.
a man in an apron is standing in front of a wall with a sign that says heard , chef .
ALT: a man in an apron is standing in front of a wall with a sign that says heard , chef .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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DANIEL: Stab me, he's finally done it!
EXALTATION GATHER: Done what!?
DW: Published the calculus! New maths, based on infinitesimal/evanescent quantities.
EG: Sounds very ~metaphysical~.
[When Daniel gazed upon a Puritan, he cringed inside. Which was just the effect that the Puritans were aiming for
September 11, 2023 at 5:01 PM
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The principles of a free constitution are irrevocably lost, when the legislative power is nominated by the executive.
- ibid.
February 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The startling footage we're about to show you was shot by Romero Valadares. This video was taken yesterday afternoon at his son's 7th birthday in Passo Fundo, Brazil. It was sent to the local news bureau there and satellited to us a few minutes ago. All initial opinions are; this is genuine.
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Shut up. We requested that takeover. And it was not cheap.
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The city of Tokyo is an amazing #sprawl ― something out of William Gibson or Philip Dick―seeming to go on forever. The bus from the airport wound over bridges, down through tunnels, up flyovers that wrapped around the upper floors of apartment & office buildings. >
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Two of @greatdismal.bsky.social's harbingers of trouble: Memphis and Bibendum the Michelin Man.
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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49 chapters later…
MAJOR: You know those white headbands the Nips wear?
WATERHOUSE: I’ve seen pictures
M: I’ve seen them for real
W: Oh, yeah! Me too. At Pearl Harbor. I forgot.
[This appears to be the most irritating thing Waterhouse has said all day]
July 12, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Paris was a blurred dream. Shopping. Molly had taken him shopping. He knelt beside the bags. The first one he opened was Molly's: neatly folded clothing & small expensive-looking gadgets. The second was stuffed with things he didn't remember buying: books, tapes, a Simstim deck, clothing with>
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM