Plognark
@plognark.bsky.social
I used to draw stuff, and still do sometimes.
Semi-feral backwoods ADHD-haver, iOS dev, and wildlife rehabber. He/Him.
Semi-feral backwoods ADHD-haver, iOS dev, and wildlife rehabber. He/Him.
lol are you fucking kidding me
February 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
lol are you fucking kidding me
It’s absolutely both.
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
It’s absolutely both.
What… what are the nails made out of
February 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
What… what are the nails made out of
Fuck.
Welcome to idiot hell.
Welcome to idiot hell.
February 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Fuck.
Welcome to idiot hell.
Welcome to idiot hell.
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Probably unreasonable ask, but are any illustrators open to a quick and dirty comm that would require a *very* quick turnaround time?
I'm talking, like, sometime this afternoon/evening
I'm talking, like, sometime this afternoon/evening
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Probably unreasonable ask, but are any illustrators open to a quick and dirty comm that would require a *very* quick turnaround time?
I'm talking, like, sometime this afternoon/evening
I'm talking, like, sometime this afternoon/evening
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The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of muppets
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 AM
The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of muppets
Hell yeah, drawing is cool
February 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Hell yeah, drawing is cool
I’m just going to pick whichever one sounds less dorky, screw consistent rules.
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I’m just going to pick whichever one sounds less dorky, screw consistent rules.
Oh shit… I always call them e-num.
Damnit, now I have another gif/jif thing stuck in my brain.
Damnit, now I have another gif/jif thing stuck in my brain.
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Oh shit… I always call them e-num.
Damnit, now I have another gif/jif thing stuck in my brain.
Damnit, now I have another gif/jif thing stuck in my brain.
I have beef with Apple too (I’m an iOS dev), but Microsoft is still wayyyyy above them on my list of hated tech companies.
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I have beef with Apple too (I’m an iOS dev), but Microsoft is still wayyyyy above them on my list of hated tech companies.
I actually thought that was known to be true?
It sure feels like it is.
I do a lot of carpentry and some hobby machining, so geometry has been very relevant throughout my life.
And as a business programmer, my day job is mostly just basic algebra.
It sure feels like it is.
I do a lot of carpentry and some hobby machining, so geometry has been very relevant throughout my life.
And as a business programmer, my day job is mostly just basic algebra.
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I actually thought that was known to be true?
It sure feels like it is.
I do a lot of carpentry and some hobby machining, so geometry has been very relevant throughout my life.
And as a business programmer, my day job is mostly just basic algebra.
It sure feels like it is.
I do a lot of carpentry and some hobby machining, so geometry has been very relevant throughout my life.
And as a business programmer, my day job is mostly just basic algebra.
Like, how often does that happen?
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Like, how often does that happen?
Yeah. I can see the shape of the plot that they’re working towards, and I’m interested to see how they handle it.
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Yeah. I can see the shape of the plot that they’re working towards, and I’m interested to see how they handle it.
I am not a lawyer, but zero votes seems… kind of pathetic?
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I am not a lawyer, but zero votes seems… kind of pathetic?
Yeah, I’m still pissed about it.
On the other hand, it smacks of desperation.
If I didn’t need Windows for work I’d already be on Linux. I’m just too lazy to get it set up (so far).
On the other hand, it smacks of desperation.
If I didn’t need Windows for work I’d already be on Linux. I’m just too lazy to get it set up (so far).
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Yeah, I’m still pissed about it.
On the other hand, it smacks of desperation.
If I didn’t need Windows for work I’d already be on Linux. I’m just too lazy to get it set up (so far).
On the other hand, it smacks of desperation.
If I didn’t need Windows for work I’d already be on Linux. I’m just too lazy to get it set up (so far).
Dude. The way you do environmental lighting is really great.
February 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Dude. The way you do environmental lighting is really great.
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I really wanna eat an anomalocaris
(Also dm me if you’d like a commission i have some availability coming up)
(Also dm me if you’d like a commission i have some availability coming up)
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I really wanna eat an anomalocaris
(Also dm me if you’d like a commission i have some availability coming up)
(Also dm me if you’d like a commission i have some availability coming up)
Pareidolia is probably one of the most dangerous cognitive vulnerabilities in humankind.
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Pareidolia is probably one of the most dangerous cognitive vulnerabilities in humankind.
Not in the system tray, no, literally opened it up to try and get me to put in a prompt for who the fuck knows what.
I am so sick of this shit. Now I have to do yet another round of “what harmful shit did they reactivate on me”
I am so sick of this shit. Now I have to do yet another round of “what harmful shit did they reactivate on me”
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Not in the system tray, no, literally opened it up to try and get me to put in a prompt for who the fuck knows what.
I am so sick of this shit. Now I have to do yet another round of “what harmful shit did they reactivate on me”
I am so sick of this shit. Now I have to do yet another round of “what harmful shit did they reactivate on me”
This is after a bunch of work editing the registry and running OSShutUp to disable a lot of the bullshit.
My system updated last night, and the first thing it did was turn on every fucking AI feature again and *automatically launch copilot* on top of every other window.
My system updated last night, and the first thing it did was turn on every fucking AI feature again and *automatically launch copilot* on top of every other window.
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This is after a bunch of work editing the registry and running OSShutUp to disable a lot of the bullshit.
My system updated last night, and the first thing it did was turn on every fucking AI feature again and *automatically launch copilot* on top of every other window.
My system updated last night, and the first thing it did was turn on every fucking AI feature again and *automatically launch copilot* on top of every other window.
Honestly, if it doesn’t, the writers will have completely failed.
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Honestly, if it doesn’t, the writers will have completely failed.
I still cannot believe how shitty windows 11 is. So much basic shit simply does not work.
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I still cannot believe how shitty windows 11 is. So much basic shit simply does not work.
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After putting up with Linux guys for 25 years, I am just this year starting to look longingly at Mint, SteamOS, and other Linux setups. That's how bad Windows has become.
did a blog post about how i am gradually switching to linux. hashtag bitching hashtag moaning
www.joewintergreen.com/fuck-windows...
www.joewintergreen.com/fuck-windows...
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
After putting up with Linux guys for 25 years, I am just this year starting to look longingly at Mint, SteamOS, and other Linux setups. That's how bad Windows has become.
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
Well… that was stupid.
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Well… that was stupid.