Plognark
@plognark.bsky.social
I used to draw stuff, and still do sometimes.
Semi-feral backwoods ADHD-haver, iOS dev, and wildlife rehabber. He/Him.
Semi-feral backwoods ADHD-haver, iOS dev, and wildlife rehabber. He/Him.
Oh, wait, I thought you were implying something bad, lol
February 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Oh, wait, I thought you were implying something bad, lol
Honestly I’ll just any excuse to share the “lead propaganda for children” ad.
February 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Honestly I’ll just any excuse to share the “lead propaganda for children” ad.
Oh, maybe you’re thinking of this one
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Oh, maybe you’re thinking of this one
Oh my god. It’s hideous.
February 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Oh my god. It’s hideous.
Okay now I have more context, but still
February 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Okay now I have more context, but still
Wow that’s way less gross than anything I saw growing up on a farm
February 14, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Wow that’s way less gross than anything I saw growing up on a farm
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I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Okay, well, I guess that just leaves crime then.
February 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Okay, well, I guess that just leaves crime then.
Bullies just beat up the queer and autistic kids while calling them faggots. That’s what it was actually like.
February 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Bullies just beat up the queer and autistic kids while calling them faggots. That’s what it was actually like.
Where the heck did you grow up? It was mostly the racists, nazis, and shitty rich kids who were the bullies back in the 80’s where I was.
I don’t remember it being the way you describe at all.
I don’t remember it being the way you describe at all.
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Where the heck did you grow up? It was mostly the racists, nazis, and shitty rich kids who were the bullies back in the 80’s where I was.
I don’t remember it being the way you describe at all.
I don’t remember it being the way you describe at all.
There’s a lot of shit in this world that it’s impossible to unsee.
February 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
There’s a lot of shit in this world that it’s impossible to unsee.
Okay that was extraordinary
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Okay that was extraordinary
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It's my birthdayyy today so I'm going to ask for a cheeky lil artshare if you like my work since I'm still pretty new to the bluesky art community c:
Hii I'm Marby, I'm from the UK and living in the US. I like world building and fantasy art, I'm also working on a personal game project for fun 🖤
Hii I'm Marby, I'm from the UK and living in the US. I like world building and fantasy art, I'm also working on a personal game project for fun 🖤
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
It's my birthdayyy today so I'm going to ask for a cheeky lil artshare if you like my work since I'm still pretty new to the bluesky art community c:
Hii I'm Marby, I'm from the UK and living in the US. I like world building and fantasy art, I'm also working on a personal game project for fun 🖤
Hii I'm Marby, I'm from the UK and living in the US. I like world building and fantasy art, I'm also working on a personal game project for fun 🖤
Oh yeah, they’re LOUD.
I don’t mind them, but I get how it could be annoying for basically anyone else.
I don’t mind them, but I get how it could be annoying for basically anyone else.
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Oh yeah, they’re LOUD.
I don’t mind them, but I get how it could be annoying for basically anyone else.
I don’t mind them, but I get how it could be annoying for basically anyone else.
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BREAKING: in lieu of unsafe vaccines the FDA now requires all babies to snort cocaine off a toilet seat
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
BREAKING: in lieu of unsafe vaccines the FDA now requires all babies to snort cocaine off a toilet seat
lol are you fucking kidding me
February 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
lol are you fucking kidding me
It’s absolutely both.
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
It’s absolutely both.
What… what are the nails made out of
February 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
What… what are the nails made out of
Fuck.
Welcome to idiot hell.
Welcome to idiot hell.
February 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Fuck.
Welcome to idiot hell.
Welcome to idiot hell.
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Probably unreasonable ask, but are any illustrators open to a quick and dirty comm that would require a *very* quick turnaround time?
I'm talking, like, sometime this afternoon/evening
I'm talking, like, sometime this afternoon/evening
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Probably unreasonable ask, but are any illustrators open to a quick and dirty comm that would require a *very* quick turnaround time?
I'm talking, like, sometime this afternoon/evening
I'm talking, like, sometime this afternoon/evening
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The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of muppets
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 AM
The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of muppets
Hell yeah, drawing is cool
February 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Hell yeah, drawing is cool
I’m just going to pick whichever one sounds less dorky, screw consistent rules.
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I’m just going to pick whichever one sounds less dorky, screw consistent rules.