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Dissent is patriotic.

Disband the standing army.

Stop using Google.

[Posting from a bunker under siege in war-ravaged Portland. Send beer and prayers, but mostly beer.]

[[No IPAs, thanks.]]

[[[Actually, don't send beer, I don't trust your tastes.]]]
"nearer and more achievable"… okay
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1h
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This reminds me... where the fuck is SCOTUS's tariff decision? It's been three months since they had oral arguments on a supposedly-expedited schedule.
I basically ignore Miran but he's so full of it man, this is just nonsense.

*MIRAN: TARIFF REVENUE GOES LONG WAY TO ADDRESSING FISCAL ISSUES
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
"a self-growing city on the Moon"

Love for him to define this so we can all laugh
BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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🇺🇸HASSETT: SHOULD EXPECT SLIGHTLY LOWER JOBS NUMBERS. LOWER JOBS NUMBERS SHOULDN'T TRIGGER PANIC
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
These galaxy-brained assholes are going to think 2024 was a generational realignment until they die
Ezra Klein's Abundance movement is getting some backup: A new political group is urging Democrats to embrace "pro-growth," deregulatory policies with an eye toward 2028, according to plans first shared with Axios.
Exclusive: Centrist Dems strike back with new group
It's the latest effort by moderate Democrats to shape national politics and expand their influence.
www.axios.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I'm really starting to wonder if they don't know Puerto Rico is part of the USA.
Italians, your white card has been revoked. Stefani Germanotta is a perfidious latin
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Reason's comment section is a cesspool of people justifying "papers please" totalitarianism.
I feel like I'm losing my goddamnned mind.

This op-ed was written by Kathrine Mangu-Ward. Katherine is editor-in-chief of Reason magazine.

Reason fired @shikhadalmia.bsky.social for being too anti-Trump.
Opinion | Libertarians Tried to Warn You About Trump
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
God forbid you subject yourself to new music.
Judge a quarterback by what he'll take a knee for.
February 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:

Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down

Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged

Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Massie on Howard Lutnick: "He should just resign. Three people in Great Britain resigned for less than what we've seen Howard Lutnick lie about. He clearly went to the island, if we believe what's in these files. He was in business with Jeffrey Epstein."
February 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
If ICE was a person, the first presidential election it could have voted in was 2024.
“We cannot just abolish ICE!”

Bestie, you are older than ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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What *about* that 5-year-old US citizen? Finish the sentence, Congressman. What does that hypothetical child have to do with Liam Ramos? Spell it out. Don’t just say “but what about our kids” and stop there. Explain your logic.
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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another year of us not running a super bowl ad
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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As a totally anecdotal measure of how normies are fed up: I’m on a peloton Super Bowl ride right now where 80 people are riding with #AbolishICE as their leaderboard tag
February 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.

One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.

Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
There's nothing wrong with hypocrisy in politics. What's wrong is claiming your hypocrisy is based in principle, not politics.
When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
February 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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The White House did a dishonest y-axis so I fixed their y-axis for them, you’re welcome White House
www.howtoreadthisch.art/lets-conside...
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Anyone who blames protesters for ICE violence is an ICE snitch
February 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Regular reminder that some of the worst atrocities in the modern constitutional-state era are based on judges declaring those atrocities to be "legal" with dry sober-sounding reasoning.
BREAKING: A 5th Circuit panel has backed ICE's mass detention policy, a decision that clears the way for the administration to lock up people who are in immigration proceedings

It's a 2-1 ruling
Majority: Jones (Reagan), Duncan (Trump)
Minority: Douglas (Obama)

s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
February 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Literally all we had to do was mark the oval next to *both* highly-qualified women instead of him. We failed both times.
What's happening now in the U.S. should be very high up on a list of "Completely Avoidable Shitshows in World History."
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick has said he had "limited interactions" with Jeffrey Epstein, but documents show they were in business together as recently as 2014.

www.cbsnews.com/news/howard-...
Lutnick and Epstein were in business together, Epstein files show
Though the commerce secretary has called his interactions with Epstein as "limited," the two were in business together four years after Epstein's 2008 guilty plea.
www.cbsnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.

Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Whatever it is I'm not following it...
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Where is Jonathan Ross?

A month ago he killed Renee Good. Is he on the streets, armed and ready to take more lives? Is he in a cushy office somewhere, living a good life off the taxpayer dime. Is he at a training facility, teaching feds to step in front of cars, kill, and say they were afraid?
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM