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Just had the email through and... proud is an understatement. Can't believe its official, but there we are.

Bluesky just confirmed it:
I have the fittest followers on the platform. A-grade smokeshows left and right, up and down.

Sensational work, you vision x
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How do we, as a society, let companies get away with this behaviour?
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.

"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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A big moment for me! Episode 40 of my sketch and character comedy podcast Crowley Time is OUT NOW, and its very special guest is none other than Mr Podcasts, Mr Show alumnus and Mr Peanutbutter himself, Mr Paul F. Tompkins! On your podcast app and at crowleytime.com!
@pftompkins.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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From @ericidle.bsky.social & Neil Innes' brilliant & criminally overlooked/unavailable RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION, here's a truncated glimpse of George Harrison's Christmas 1975 guest appearance runner, where he didn't want to perform a song - He really just wanted to play a pirate...
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Good to see him get the healthcare that he's just taken from millions of Americans
John Fetterman was transported to a hospital this morning after falling and hitting his face.

Docs discovered he'd had a ventricular fibrillation flare-up, a form of sudden cardiac arrest. His office says he's doing well and “receiving routine observation." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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BRAND NEW TRASH TALK!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I honestly don't know that I've ever seen a band more on their shit than Gong.

I love Henge, don't get me wrong, but following that?

Oof

Soul rightening stuff
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
So, Gong and Henge are on tour together. I wasn't sure their London date matched my work obligations, so, thanks to a three hour flixbus, I am now in Bristol ready to be awed.

Grant Showbiz already making beautiful sounds as the gaff fills up
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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When a progressive Democrat wins, the news says "this will be bad for Democrats." But when a super conservative Republican wins, the news says, "wow the country is so conservative now!"

See if you can spot the difference.
As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout
The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.
www.msnbc.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Yes, your credibility. That untarnished jewel of a thing.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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I just had a trick or treater dressed as my window cleaner.

Very convincing, he kept saying “You owe me for three weeks” and “I don’t want any fucking sweets”.

Hilarious!
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Just spent 10 days with genuinely funny talented people and now sad that i don't get any more days to do that anymore but remembering to instead be grateful for the 10 days.

Boo.

Yay!

Boo.
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Sharing this again, for no real reason
I'm pretty sure that taking someone's prestigious titles away doesn't retroactively undo any abuse they inflicted on children, but then I freely admit I'm no legal expert.
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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SgtPepper montage 10 years project is go.
See the link to find out about the book, exhibition, auction and the charity.
Please consider backing the book. If it doesn't get funded, it doesn't get made and you don't pay anything. If it does, you get a fantastic book!
chrisbarkerprints.co.uk
#sgtpX10
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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lol.
October 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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That’s no ballroom…
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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🥪 It’s Crispmas Eve! Tomorrow, make sure you tag any posts with #CrispSandwichDay and give us a prod
vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...
Crisp Sandwich Day 🥪🎉 25th October
An annual celebration of the magic that happens when crisps (potato chips) are placed between two slices of bread.
vole.wtf
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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It’s our 150th episode! So if you’ve never tried our satirical podcast, why not let that time be now? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...
The Big One Five Oh
Podcast Episode · NonCensored · 24/10/2025 · 1h 22m
podcasts.apple.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I mean, if i was ever having a heart-smashingly good Sunday dinner anywhere..
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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It’s just interesting!
October 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Terry Pratchett books will make you feel better through anything, for the duration of your life. Every reread brings a joke or pun or reference you didn't get before. Decades of joy, hilarity and genius.
Tell me your most life-affirming literary opinion.
October 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM