Oops upside your head,
say oops upside your head.
say oops upside your head.
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Oops upside your head,
say oops upside your head.
say oops upside your head.
I thought my wife was joking when she told me she wanted to go to a Monkees' concert in Switzerland.
Then I saw her face,
now I'm in Geneva.
Then I saw her face,
now I'm in Geneva.
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I thought my wife was joking when she told me she wanted to go to a Monkees' concert in Switzerland.
Then I saw her face,
now I'm in Geneva.
Then I saw her face,
now I'm in Geneva.
If I won a million pounds the first thing I'd do is put a layer of caramel and chocolate on my shortbread.
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 AM
If I won a million pounds the first thing I'd do is put a layer of caramel and chocolate on my shortbread.
I've just realised, there really is a staircase behind our sofa.
All these years I've been laughing when my wife walked down it.
All these years I've been laughing when my wife walked down it.
January 23, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I've just realised, there really is a staircase behind our sofa.
All these years I've been laughing when my wife walked down it.
All these years I've been laughing when my wife walked down it.
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Here we see the Seal Bar, nervously looking around, ever mindful of it's natural chocolate bar predator, The Club.
January 22, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Here we see the Seal Bar, nervously looking around, ever mindful of it's natural chocolate bar predator, The Club.
Here we see the Seal Bar, nervously looking around, ever mindful of it's natural chocolate bar predator, The Club.
January 22, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Here we see the Seal Bar, nervously looking around, ever mindful of it's natural chocolate bar predator, The Club.
It’s Squirrel Appreciation Day.
I have a squirrel joke:
Why did the squirrel sleep on the floor?
Because he forgot about drey.
I have a squirrel joke:
Why did the squirrel sleep on the floor?
Because he forgot about drey.
January 21, 2026 at 11:22 AM
It’s Squirrel Appreciation Day.
I have a squirrel joke:
Why did the squirrel sleep on the floor?
Because he forgot about drey.
I have a squirrel joke:
Why did the squirrel sleep on the floor?
Because he forgot about drey.
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I’m reading Elvis Costello’s diary.
January 18, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I’m reading Elvis Costello’s diary.
I’m reading Elvis Costello’s diary.
January 18, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I’m reading Elvis Costello’s diary.
I once had a girl,
or should I say,
she once had me...
- Oedipus.
or should I say,
she once had me...
- Oedipus.
January 17, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I once had a girl,
or should I say,
she once had me...
- Oedipus.
or should I say,
she once had me...
- Oedipus.
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… Le Freak, c'est Chic.
January 14, 2026 at 12:43 PM
… Le Freak, c'est Chic.
… Le Freak, c'est Chic.
January 14, 2026 at 12:43 PM
… Le Freak, c'est Chic.
Tim Buckley - Song to the Siren (The Monkees '68) Remastered HD
YouTube video by TheRightEarOfNash
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
That time an imposter gatecrashed a Man Utd team photo is very similar to what the eclair’s doing on the Heroes lid.
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
That time an imposter gatecrashed a Man Utd team photo is very similar to what the eclair’s doing on the Heroes lid.
Grandmaster Flash is swimming in that bear costume again.
He's like a Bungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how he keeps from going under.
He's like a Bungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how he keeps from going under.
January 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Grandmaster Flash is swimming in that bear costume again.
He's like a Bungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how he keeps from going under.
He's like a Bungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how he keeps from going under.
The Ineluctable Weight of Living.
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 AM
The Ineluctable Weight of Living.
Windmill Wanker & Friends.
January 1, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Windmill Wanker & Friends.
No rappers in the New Year Honours list again.
It makes Sir Mix-A-Lot's achievement all the more impressive, doesn't it?
It makes Sir Mix-A-Lot's achievement all the more impressive, doesn't it?
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
No rappers in the New Year Honours list again.
It makes Sir Mix-A-Lot's achievement all the more impressive, doesn't it?
It makes Sir Mix-A-Lot's achievement all the more impressive, doesn't it?
- Emergency services.
- Have you got any chairs?
- Have you got any chairs?
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
- Emergency services.
- Have you got any chairs?
- Have you got any chairs?
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On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me…
My true love sent to me…
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me…
My true love sent to me…
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Boom. Fuck you pal. I AM Christmas.
December 21, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Boom. Fuck you pal. I AM Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me…
My true love sent to me…
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me…
My true love sent to me…
I've written a musical called Fish.
It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
December 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I've written a musical called Fish.
It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
The chocolate’s alright, but I don’t like the design of Tony's Chocolonely bars at all. I just tried to break a square off and… oh it’s just daft, bits everywhere.
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The chocolate’s alright, but I don’t like the design of Tony's Chocolonely bars at all. I just tried to break a square off and… oh it’s just daft, bits everywhere.