Grandmaster Flash is swimming in that bear costume again.
He's like a Bungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how he keeps from going under.
He's like a Bungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how he keeps from going under.
January 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Grandmaster Flash is swimming in that bear costume again.
He's like a Bungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how he keeps from going under.
He's like a Bungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how he keeps from going under.
The Ineluctable Weight of Living.
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 AM
The Ineluctable Weight of Living.
Windmill Wanker & Friends.
January 1, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Windmill Wanker & Friends.
No rappers in the New Year Honours list again.
It makes Sir Mix-A-Lot's achievement all the more impressive, doesn't it?
It makes Sir Mix-A-Lot's achievement all the more impressive, doesn't it?
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
No rappers in the New Year Honours list again.
It makes Sir Mix-A-Lot's achievement all the more impressive, doesn't it?
It makes Sir Mix-A-Lot's achievement all the more impressive, doesn't it?
- Emergency services.
- Have you got any chairs?
- Have you got any chairs?
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
- Emergency services.
- Have you got any chairs?
- Have you got any chairs?
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On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me…
My true love sent to me…
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me…
My true love sent to me…
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Boom. Fuck you pal. I AM Christmas.
December 21, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Boom. Fuck you pal. I AM Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me…
My true love sent to me…
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me…
My true love sent to me…
I've written a musical called Fish.
It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
December 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I've written a musical called Fish.
It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
The chocolate’s alright, but I don’t like the design of Tony's Chocolonely bars at all. I just tried to break a square off and… oh it’s just daft, bits everywhere.
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The chocolate’s alright, but I don’t like the design of Tony's Chocolonely bars at all. I just tried to break a square off and… oh it’s just daft, bits everywhere.
Old School vs. New School Rap | Cardinal Burns | Channel 4
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December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My worst Christmas was 1978.
Because of a spelling mistake on my letter to Santa, I had to spend the entire day with an Acton man.
Because of a spelling mistake on my letter to Santa, I had to spend the entire day with an Acton man.
December 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
My worst Christmas was 1978.
Because of a spelling mistake on my letter to Santa, I had to spend the entire day with an Acton man.
Because of a spelling mistake on my letter to Santa, I had to spend the entire day with an Acton man.
I've almost finished my nativity scene.
I just need a big cigar for the one on a scooter beeping his hooter.
I just need a big cigar for the one on a scooter beeping his hooter.
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I've almost finished my nativity scene.
I just need a big cigar for the one on a scooter beeping his hooter.
I just need a big cigar for the one on a scooter beeping his hooter.
I run a 90s dance night down our local club. We have a strict ‘No festive tunes’ policy.
At Christmas time, we let in Deee-Lite, and we banish Slade.
At Christmas time, we let in Deee-Lite, and we banish Slade.
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I run a 90s dance night down our local club. We have a strict ‘No festive tunes’ policy.
At Christmas time, we let in Deee-Lite, and we banish Slade.
At Christmas time, we let in Deee-Lite, and we banish Slade.
Ph tog aphs of a N rm n Co lie y?
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ph tog aphs of a N rm n Co lie y?
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An article I wrote about Christmas Crackers has been nominated for a Pulitzer Prize.
December 15, 2024 at 12:37 PM
An article I wrote about Christmas Crackers has been nominated for a Pulitzer Prize.
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Sick to death of toddler gangs hanging around our back alley.
December 26, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Sick to death of toddler gangs hanging around our back alley.
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RA RA RASPBERRY TIN,
A TIN THAT’S GOT SOME RASPBERRIES IN.
A TIN THAT’S GOT SOME RASPBERRIES IN.
September 19, 2024 at 5:43 PM
RA RA RASPBERRY TIN,
A TIN THAT’S GOT SOME RASPBERRIES IN.
A TIN THAT’S GOT SOME RASPBERRIES IN.
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I suppose it would make it harder to run around.
April 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I suppose it would make it harder to run around.
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Best drinking it straight from the can, if you put it in glasses it's unrecognisable.
April 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Best drinking it straight from the can, if you put it in glasses it's unrecognisable.
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Give it a fucking rest mate, I’m on nights.
December 15, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Give it a fucking rest mate, I’m on nights.
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