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Neil
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B’dum b’dum.
Yeah, I gathered that.
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I’m at the opticians.
Their eye chart’s so easy.
October 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I had some cancer removed from the side of my nose on Wednesday.

I’ve got a decent shiner now, takes me back to my rugby days.
October 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Crufts Final Boss.
September 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
September 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This was in the charity shop, but I’ve seen it… I think.
September 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Used this crane at work today.
Coincidentally, that was my nickname when I was younger.

“Here he comes” they’d say,
“Old three thousand kilograms”.
September 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Are we all enjoying our cat and dog lamps?
August 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Got a friendly chip today.
August 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I bet you’re wondering if I bought myself anything to cheer myself up?

Joy Division oven gloves.
August 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My little mate died in the early hours after falling ill yesterday morning.
She was only two.

I’m heartbroken.

RIP Little Willow x
August 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Went school uniform shopping today, all the mannequins were in a Rigsby pose.

Myyyyyyy God!
August 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Aw, they look really nice together.
July 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Cashews always remind me of Fenella the Witch from Chorlton and the Wheelies.
July 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I’ve got a name!
July 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Next door are getting a skip delivered.
June 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
We’re not buying you a new pair of school shoes now, it’s nearly end of term. We’ll get you some for when you go back.

My son’s school shoes.
June 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
That typeface does the Hull KR centre no favours.
June 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by…
June 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
We met the Rugby League Challenge Cup on Saturday.

I turn most family photos into Muppets nowadays.
June 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
What? What do you mean?

What did she do, Freddie?
June 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Oh iiiiii, oh OH I’M STILL ALIVE!
June 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Anime Bullock.
June 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“That’ll be fifty pound for the shirt, and eighty for the name on the back”.
May 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’m watching Australian Rugby League, it’s a real celebration of party hair.
May 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM