Count Binface
@countbinface.bsky.social
Space politician. Sane.
A Christmas gift from the Binfluencer Supreme: an intergalactic natter between me and @susiedentwords.bsky.social ! In a crowded field, it's my favourite pod episode yet - and I'm talking all podcasts in the universe. Join us here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w... Merry Christmas! CB x
December 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A Christmas gift from the Binfluencer Supreme: an intergalactic natter between me and @susiedentwords.bsky.social ! In a crowded field, it's my favourite pod episode yet - and I'm talking all podcasts in the universe. Join us here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w... Merry Christmas! CB x
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE!
Give your loved ones (including yourself) the ultimate gift for 2026: join Count Binface Lifts the Lid, the finest newsletter in the galaxy! countbinface.substack.com/p/a-space-al...
Subscribe today for a special glimpse into Christmas future… CB X
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Subscribe today for a special glimpse into Christmas future… CB X
A Space Alien Came Travelling
Christmas Tidings to Earth from Sigma IX!
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December 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE!
Give your loved ones (including yourself) the ultimate gift for 2026: join Count Binface Lifts the Lid, the finest newsletter in the galaxy! countbinface.substack.com/p/a-space-al...
Subscribe today for a special glimpse into Christmas future… CB X
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Subscribe today for a special glimpse into Christmas future… CB X
What political gift would you like this Christmas? Send your letter to me (Santa's useless at this stuff) and I'll answer it on the next episode of my galactic podcast, Trash Talk!
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What political gift would you like this Christmas? Send your letter to me (Santa's useless at this stuff) and I'll answer it on the next episode of my galactic podcast, Trash Talk!
You're going to need more protection than that, shitclown. Impeachment no.3 is coming.
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You're going to need more protection than that, shitclown. Impeachment no.3 is coming.
I would say it pleases me to have more TikTok followers than Keir Starmer, but OF COURSE I do. And you know what, The Daily Star lettuce should too! www.tiktok.com/@thedailysta...
Help the lettuce beat Keir Starmer🥬🤣 #dailystar
TikTok video by Star ⭐️
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December 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I would say it pleases me to have more TikTok followers than Keir Starmer, but OF COURSE I do. And you know what, The Daily Star lettuce should too! www.tiktok.com/@thedailysta...
Beautiful. Poignant. Lovely stuff.
EXCLUSIVE AUCTION ALERT
Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
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Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
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December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Beautiful. Poignant. Lovely stuff.
Nigel Farage lets his mask slip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=acYP...
Nigel Farage REALLY lets his mask slip
YouTube video by Jon Harvey
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December 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Nigel Farage lets his mask slip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=acYP...
Call me a mad alien with a Ceefax fetish but I don’t think you should be allowed to drastically change the justice system without asking voters in advance. Starmer and Lammy, if you think this is so important you need to call an election and make your case. I’m free in January.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Call me a mad alien with a Ceefax fetish but I don’t think you should be allowed to drastically change the justice system without asking voters in advance. Starmer and Lammy, if you think this is so important you need to call an election and make your case. I’m free in January.
🚨NEW POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
All Evri executives to have their Christmas presents delivered by Evri, to see how they like it.
Love Christmas. Vote Binface.
All Evri executives to have their Christmas presents delivered by Evri, to see how they like it.
Love Christmas. Vote Binface.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
🚨NEW POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
All Evri executives to have their Christmas presents delivered by Evri, to see how they like it.
Love Christmas. Vote Binface.
All Evri executives to have their Christmas presents delivered by Evri, to see how they like it.
Love Christmas. Vote Binface.
Get the Black Friday Deal to rule them all! 25% off a full subscription to Count Binface Lifts the Lid! Get all my satirical glory in your inbox for the price of three £1 croissants! And today I solve Britain's problems with one simple tax. Join me! open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
How to raise a trillion in one easy tax
It won't cost you a penny. And it'll give you a warm Ready Brek glow too!
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November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Get the Black Friday Deal to rule them all! 25% off a full subscription to Count Binface Lifts the Lid! Get all my satirical glory in your inbox for the price of three £1 croissants! And today I solve Britain's problems with one simple tax. Join me! open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
Read the Budget we should have got. My one! #Budget2025
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Read the Budget we should have got. My one! #Budget2025
Boris Johnson
What he said: 20,000 more police
What he did: 23,000 fewer people
What he said: 20,000 more police
What he did: 23,000 fewer people
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Boris Johnson
What he said: 20,000 more police
What he did: 23,000 fewer people
What he said: 20,000 more police
What he did: 23,000 fewer people
I am and have always been a faithful... to galactic podcasting. And joining me on Trash Talk this week is the perfect man to celebrate a BBC triumph in a time of BBC madness. It's Paul Gorton, and we're talking Traitors and a whole lot more. Get it here! pod.fo/e/3541ce
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I am and have always been a faithful... to galactic podcasting. And joining me on Trash Talk this week is the perfect man to celebrate a BBC triumph in a time of BBC madness. It's Paul Gorton, and we're talking Traitors and a whole lot more. Get it here! pod.fo/e/3541ce
Trump. Epstein. Starmer. Reeves. BBC. Trump again. It's a Smorgasbord of Shite: join me in taking the trash out in my bumper review of the week. Free for all humans! open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
A Smorgasbord of Shite
Trump, Starmer, Epstein, another BBC Scandal - it's all happening
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November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Trump. Epstein. Starmer. Reeves. BBC. Trump again. It's a Smorgasbord of Shite: join me in taking the trash out in my bumper review of the week. Free for all humans! open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
Kill? No.
Slay? You’d better believe it.
Slay? You’d better believe it.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Kill? No.
Slay? You’d better believe it.
Slay? You’d better believe it.
Stool sample claims woods faeces are bear’s.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Stool sample claims woods faeces are bear’s.
Ok President Trump, if you sue the BBC for $1bn for spreading lies, I’ll sue you for the same amount. I reckon Planet Earth would crowdfund that. Then I’ll buy Mar A Largo, turn it into a climate change research centre, free Melania, and put a 1000% tariff on orange face paint.
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ok President Trump, if you sue the BBC for $1bn for spreading lies, I’ll sue you for the same amount. I reckon Planet Earth would crowdfund that. Then I’ll buy Mar A Largo, turn it into a climate change research centre, free Melania, and put a 1000% tariff on orange face paint.
Lest we forget.
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Lest we forget.
BRAND NEW TRASH TALK!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
BRAND NEW TRASH TALK!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
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November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the Count Binface Party.
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the Count Binface Party.
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Happy November! It's the 11th month. I am an intergalactic authority on everything. Therefore I have compiled the definitive guide to Elevens. From Rachel Reeves to my ex, get it here! open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
These Go Up To Eleven
Go-Vember! A chart like none other in the galaxy
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November 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Happy November! It's the 11th month. I am an intergalactic authority on everything. Therefore I have compiled the definitive guide to Elevens. From Rachel Reeves to my ex, get it here! open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
Happy November! It's the 11th month. I am an intergalactic authority on everything. Therefore I have compiled the definitive guide to Elevens. From Rachel Reeves to my ex, get it here! open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
These Go Up To Eleven
Go-Vember! A chart like none other in the galaxy
open.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Happy November! It's the 11th month. I am an intergalactic authority on everything. Therefore I have compiled the definitive guide to Elevens. From Rachel Reeves to my ex, get it here! open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
Andrew does still have a title.
Clue: it’s pretty close to mine.
Clue: it’s pretty close to mine.
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Andrew does still have a title.
Clue: it’s pretty close to mine.
Clue: it’s pretty close to mine.