Roda
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Roda
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February 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Ok that made me laugh
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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What will help your political movement more

A) saying fuck around and find out and making fun of poor people

B) working with mutual aid orgs to deliver food and do ideological work at the same time, educating them and providing them resources at the same time

Difficult to say!
February 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue
February 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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There are some infosec folks who are playing semantics or splitting hairs or saying ‘let’s wait and see’ in defense of what the DOGE workers are doing. If they witnessed such sloppy cybersecurity in any corporate environment, they would be screaming bloody murder. Why the double standard? Why?
February 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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February 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I cannot state enough how much we need "literally make me" energy right now
February 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned
- federal judge upholds birthright citizenship
- another judge blocks voluntary resignation
- NY state going to court over treasury business
- patel put on ice for at least a week
trump and musk have been taking big L’s all day and it’s important you celebrate them because these people can be beaten
February 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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"This is unconstitutional," I scream as the facial recognition equipped robot dogs drag me to my cell.

"This goes against everything America stands for!" I shout, as the algorithmic sentencing machine condemns me to death.

"This is not who we are!" I remind the firing squad of child soldiers
January 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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it's also ok to be rude to people who don't want you to die but just want your life to be worse. the threshold of when it's ok to be rude is pretty low
It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die
January 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Call me old-fashioned, but I truly believe soup is meant to be made in a cauldron over an open fire under a full moon with the sound of wolves in the distance.
December 12, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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Health insurance industry PR is working overtime right now diverting blame to physicians for claim denials and rising costs. I feel compelled to remind everybody that Optum (UHC) is the largest employer of physicians in the US. We have never had less power in healthcare than we do right now.
December 12, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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"You shouldn't call video game genres [thing]likes because" buddy, it's a natural transitional state. LOTS of video game genres started out being named after their most notable entry or entries. FPSes used to be called "Doom clones" before evolving their own terminology. (continued)
December 10, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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I hope my AC villagers are well. I haven’t seen them since the lockdowns. I imagine they had a revolution and killed Mr Nook.
December 10, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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Karlach is peak character design "she's hot and funny and also completely doomed", Larian you can't do this to me
December 11, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Gamer: Ray tracing doesn’t exist? But the lights, the reflections looked better!

Gamedev: All in your mind. By telling you ray tracing is real we unlocked the most powerful graphics card of all. Your imagination
December 10, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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Many people do not understand game design. Let me explain: game design is when attacking with your primary attack builds stacks of zorp, and your secondary consumes zorp stacks to add additional slow and lifesteal when you plurk
December 10, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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It's been two days and I can't stop thinking about this
December 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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*running a public ritual*

Me: “We are gathered tonight to celebrate the upcoming Winter Solstice.”

Attendees: [reverent nods]

Me: “And we’re going to keep it short and to the point, because it is way too cold out here.”

Attendees: [cheers of gratitude]
December 8, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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If you don't realize that nothing hits harder than a glass of cool, crisp water, then you haven't found the right water yet
December 7, 2024 at 4:34 AM