Lukemas 🎅🏳️🌈✈️
@lukeacl.com
ಠ_ಠ; if you like water you'll already like 72% of me; abandon all hope, ye who enter here; pilot; programmer; cyclist; shitposter; queer; poly; pisces; he/him/they; 🏳️🌈
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Lukemas 🎅🏳️🌈✈️
@lukeacl.com
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I’m Luke, from Townsville, Australia, married to
@mardukian.com.
I’m an airline pilot in the streets, and a flirty poly programming nerd in the sheets.
I can be a little delusional, definitely a bit unhinged, and I probably (definitely) yap far too much.
Welcome aboard. Enjoy your stay!
@mardukian.com.
I’m an airline pilot in the streets, and a flirty poly programming nerd in the sheets.
I can be a little delusional, definitely a bit unhinged, and I probably (definitely) yap far too much.
Welcome aboard. Enjoy your stay!
Trying to find a good scent in the candle store.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Trying to find a good scent in the candle store.
Are we all doing #WenisWednesday or what?
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Are we all doing #WenisWednesday or what?
Me pointing out random things to friends: “you can put your weed in there”
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Me pointing out random things to friends: “you can put your weed in there”
The nachos to farts pipeline. Welcome to my Ted talk where I discuss my digestive system for 90 minutes in detail.
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The nachos to farts pipeline. Welcome to my Ted talk where I discuss my digestive system for 90 minutes in detail.
This is Big Brother. All cute mutuals to my DMs immediately.
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
This is Big Brother. All cute mutuals to my DMs immediately.
Me after spending too long on Bluesky:
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Me after spending too long on Bluesky:
First date idea: taking guys to the landfill to show them the result of capitalism.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
First date idea: taking guys to the landfill to show them the result of capitalism.
A tore off a thumbnail while I was cleaning up our house. Would not recommend. 0 out of 10 experience. 🩸
a cartoon of peter griffin sitting on the sidewalk
Alt: Peter Griffin sitting on the sidewalk holding his knee because he’s hurt it.
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A tore off a thumbnail while I was cleaning up our house. Would not recommend. 0 out of 10 experience. 🩸
Might go home, queue up some techno in Winamp, full screen the viz, and just vibe for a while while I sip my coffee. Mood.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Might go home, queue up some techno in Winamp, full screen the viz, and just vibe for a while while I sip my coffee. Mood.
Bluesky isn’t for everyone and that’s fine. If you can’t find your crowd here they’re probably on Truth Social or X.
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Bluesky isn’t for everyone and that’s fine. If you can’t find your crowd here they’re probably on Truth Social or X.
The latest season of the The Kardashians trying to normalise Caitlyn Jenner 🙅♂️
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The latest season of the The Kardashians trying to normalise Caitlyn Jenner 🙅♂️
I watch love island for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I watch love island for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
😭😩🥹
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
😭😩🥹
The road to hell is paved with holes.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
The road to hell is paved with holes.
Sure would be a shame if these kept getting destroyed by something unknown. It's dangerous out there.
DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes.
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DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes | Momentum Mag | Momentum Mag
DoorDash has begun rolling out Dot, its new autonomous delivery robot — a sleek, all-electric bot that can hit speeds of up to 20mph.
momentummag.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sure would be a shame if these kept getting destroyed by something unknown. It's dangerous out there.
Thinking about using the big lights in my house? Don't. It will remove your fingers. xoxo
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Thinking about using the big lights in my house? Don't. It will remove your fingers. xoxo
I'm in a super annoyed mood because of stuff and I just consumed an ill timed coffee and it's made my mood worse. I just want to burn something.
a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head and saying `` me ? ... im fine '' .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head and saying `` me ? ... im fine '' .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm in a super annoyed mood because of stuff and I just consumed an ill timed coffee and it's made my mood worse. I just want to burn something.
Imagine being this hated. Imagine how evil you have to be to be this hated at an arena you could confidently expect to normally have supporters. Imagine how much you had to have fucked up to be responded to like this. Good. It's what she deserves.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Imagine being this hated. Imagine how evil you have to be to be this hated at an arena you could confidently expect to normally have supporters. Imagine how much you had to have fucked up to be responded to like this. Good. It's what she deserves.
I should call him.
This is the Kola Superdeep Borehole. It reaches a depth of 12,262 meters, or 40,230 feet. Making it the deepest human-made hole in the world... until today when Jon Ossoff dug his political grave.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I should call him.
James and I are both. We're the ultimate force.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
James and I are both. We're the ultimate force.
Wow... Just.. Wow... What a mess.
BREAKING: Senators have reached a deal to end the government shutdown.
Senate reaches deal on ending the shutdown
Democrats are coalescing around a bipartisan agreement to fund the government.
www.politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Wow... Just.. Wow... What a mess.