Mardukian
@mardukian.com
Writer, Artist, Blender Enthusiast, Web Developer, iOS Developer, Husband, Demiurge to @lukeacl.com’s Space Emperor • Poly • Pisces • FNQ 🇦🇺 • ♓️ / Soft He/ Hard They 🏳️🌈• https://imetjames.com/my-brand-of-poly DP by me
I love being the guy that people come to when theres a problem.
You accidentally deleted all the DNS records off the domain and didn't have a backup, girl thats nothing, I got you, & while I'm at it let me tell you about a time I ran a query so intensive it crashed a telcos software Australia wide.
You accidentally deleted all the DNS records off the domain and didn't have a backup, girl thats nothing, I got you, & while I'm at it let me tell you about a time I ran a query so intensive it crashed a telcos software Australia wide.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I love being the guy that people come to when theres a problem.
You accidentally deleted all the DNS records off the domain and didn't have a backup, girl thats nothing, I got you, & while I'm at it let me tell you about a time I ran a query so intensive it crashed a telcos software Australia wide.
You accidentally deleted all the DNS records off the domain and didn't have a backup, girl thats nothing, I got you, & while I'm at it let me tell you about a time I ran a query so intensive it crashed a telcos software Australia wide.
I get it, I wanna send hot nudes to my friends
but also I haven’t thought up policies around how to manage the abuse of this feature; I’m glad they’re not racing to do it without thinking because there’d be fall out from that too.
but also I haven’t thought up policies around how to manage the abuse of this feature; I’m glad they’re not racing to do it without thinking because there’d be fall out from that too.
one of the bsky devs replied recently about why there are no images in DMs
github.com/bluesky-social/social-app/pull/9808#issuecomment-3838955539
github.com/bluesky-social/social-app/pull/9808#issuecomment-3838955539
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I get it, I wanna send hot nudes to my friends
but also I haven’t thought up policies around how to manage the abuse of this feature; I’m glad they’re not racing to do it without thinking because there’d be fall out from that too.
but also I haven’t thought up policies around how to manage the abuse of this feature; I’m glad they’re not racing to do it without thinking because there’d be fall out from that too.
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Me: I’m not old!
Also me: time to take my 6 pills
Also me: time to take my 6 pills
February 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Me: I’m not old!
Also me: time to take my 6 pills
Also me: time to take my 6 pills
Prepare yourself for a whole new world of bad skeets from me because theres one thing about me, its I'm going to get just a teensy bit high and post drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Prepare yourself for a whole new world of bad skeets from me because theres one thing about me, its I'm going to get just a teensy bit high and post drafts.
I love the idea of everyone is on their own timeline & you don't have to measure your success according to anyone else
There is a tiny part of me that wonders if this is spread by successful people to keep the masses chill
"You're all fine where you are, no need to rise up against the status quo"
There is a tiny part of me that wonders if this is spread by successful people to keep the masses chill
"You're all fine where you are, no need to rise up against the status quo"
a man says " i 'll lead the people in revolt against you "
ALT: a man says " i 'll lead the people in revolt against you "
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February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I love the idea of everyone is on their own timeline & you don't have to measure your success according to anyone else
There is a tiny part of me that wonders if this is spread by successful people to keep the masses chill
"You're all fine where you are, no need to rise up against the status quo"
There is a tiny part of me that wonders if this is spread by successful people to keep the masses chill
"You're all fine where you are, no need to rise up against the status quo"
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I can’t express how outrageous this whole thing is, but I’ve given it a go! #auspol
For shame @albomp.bsky.social @chrisminnsmp.bsky.social
For shame @albomp.bsky.social @chrisminnsmp.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I can’t express how outrageous this whole thing is, but I’ve given it a go! #auspol
For shame @albomp.bsky.social @chrisminnsmp.bsky.social
For shame @albomp.bsky.social @chrisminnsmp.bsky.social
Transporting puppets to work for shipping always makes them feel really real. Also very proud of how his armour turned out, I’ll do a proper photo shoot later 😬
February 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Transporting puppets to work for shipping always makes them feel really real. Also very proud of how his armour turned out, I’ll do a proper photo shoot later 😬
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How I feel after leg day after the gym.
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 AM
How I feel after leg day after the gym.
One of my nephews who has been addicted to Bugsnax has transferred his hyper focus to Pokemon.
Finally we have something to talk about
Finally we have something to talk about
a group of pokemon standing next to each other in a park
Alt: a group of pokemon standing next to each other in a park cheering
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February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
One of my nephews who has been addicted to Bugsnax has transferred his hyper focus to Pokemon.
Finally we have something to talk about
Finally we have something to talk about
I’m still not up to date on Black Mirror, it all feels too possible.
Every time I start an episode with “maybe I won’t be depressed by this” and finish with “we need a break from this again”
Every time I start an episode with “maybe I won’t be depressed by this” and finish with “we need a break from this again”
a man in a black and white striped sweater says " i 've woken up in a black mirror episode "
Alt: a man in a black and white striped sweater says " i 've woken up in a black mirror episode "
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February 6, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I’m still not up to date on Black Mirror, it all feels too possible.
Every time I start an episode with “maybe I won’t be depressed by this” and finish with “we need a break from this again”
Every time I start an episode with “maybe I won’t be depressed by this” and finish with “we need a break from this again”
A hot client told me I did a good job and I'm trying REALLY hard to not let it scratch that itch that hearing I'm a good boy does
a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .
Alt: a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .
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February 5, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A hot client told me I did a good job and I'm trying REALLY hard to not let it scratch that itch that hearing I'm a good boy does
If I’m early to the meeting you better believe I’m using that screen time to put on lip gloss.
It’s more often than you’d think that people enter as I’m glossing.
It’s more often than you’d think that people enter as I’m glossing.
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
If I’m early to the meeting you better believe I’m using that screen time to put on lip gloss.
It’s more often than you’d think that people enter as I’m glossing.
It’s more often than you’d think that people enter as I’m glossing.
We've entered the era where clients kids have vibe coded a website for their parents businesses but now can't figure out how to send it live.
two women are sitting in front of lockers and one of them is saying i hate it here
Alt: two women are sitting in front of lockers and one of them is saying i hate it here
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February 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
We've entered the era where clients kids have vibe coded a website for their parents businesses but now can't figure out how to send it live.
I love them 😍
Queer Chibi Boys! 🌈🤩💖
Tried something a little different just for fun! What do you think? 🤔
Also thinking of doing cheap chibi commissions where I edit one of these three to look like you! You choose the colours and custom hair, for maybe $15? DM me 👀✏️
Tried something a little different just for fun! What do you think? 🤔
Also thinking of doing cheap chibi commissions where I edit one of these three to look like you! You choose the colours and custom hair, for maybe $15? DM me 👀✏️
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I love them 😍
Non binary whey protein: They Protein
a woman is holding a pair of glasses and saying `` that 's all . ''
Alt: a woman is holding a pair of glasses and saying `` that 's all . ''
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February 4, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Non binary whey protein: They Protein
It's my nephews first day of school today and he loudly declared that he learned basketball yesterday so he might be the best in the school and hes going to show everyone and then they'll be his friend.
God give me the confidence to do an activity once and declare I might be the best at it.
God give me the confidence to do an activity once and declare I might be the best at it.
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
It's my nephews first day of school today and he loudly declared that he learned basketball yesterday so he might be the best in the school and hes going to show everyone and then they'll be his friend.
God give me the confidence to do an activity once and declare I might be the best at it.
God give me the confidence to do an activity once and declare I might be the best at it.
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Okay so now the music video is out there’s no doubt that The Great Divide is about coming out.
I’m a simp for Noah Kahan so there’s bias here, but it’s interesting to see the story told from a not queer perspective.
Growing up rurally it feels grounded in at least my lived experience.
I’m a simp for Noah Kahan so there’s bias here, but it’s interesting to see the story told from a not queer perspective.
Growing up rurally it feels grounded in at least my lived experience.
February 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Okay so now the music video is out there’s no doubt that The Great Divide is about coming out.
I’m a simp for Noah Kahan so there’s bias here, but it’s interesting to see the story told from a not queer perspective.
Growing up rurally it feels grounded in at least my lived experience.
I’m a simp for Noah Kahan so there’s bias here, but it’s interesting to see the story told from a not queer perspective.
Growing up rurally it feels grounded in at least my lived experience.
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do you understand how annoying it is to take a headshot for work when you’re bald and wear glasses??? Reflective surfaces everywhere
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
do you understand how annoying it is to take a headshot for work when you’re bald and wear glasses??? Reflective surfaces everywhere
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just make the thing 🎨 🎶 ✍️ 💃
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
just make the thing 🎨 🎶 ✍️ 💃
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I should enter the Japanese Bed Making Championships.
(Video is from 2024.)
(Video is from 2024.)
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I should enter the Japanese Bed Making Championships.
(Video is from 2024.)
(Video is from 2024.)
I’m glad everyone’s enjoying ACNH but where’s all my Cult of the Lamb Woolhaven girlies at, I wanna see your cults!
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I’m glad everyone’s enjoying ACNH but where’s all my Cult of the Lamb Woolhaven girlies at, I wanna see your cults!