formerly Ape Descendant
@apeascends.bsky.social
Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"
Pinned
Crazy how a few degrees in temperature lifts my mood
Really?
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Really?
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Trying to sell a mirror online
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Trying to sell a mirror online
It's alive!
ALIVE!!
ALIVE!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's alive!
ALIVE!!
ALIVE!!
6 weeks in to my 9 week Notice Period:
"The Blue Balls of Happiness" dangle closer to my face
"The Blue Balls of Happiness" dangle closer to my face
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
6 weeks in to my 9 week Notice Period:
"The Blue Balls of Happiness" dangle closer to my face
"The Blue Balls of Happiness" dangle closer to my face
Dreamt last night I went to a dance party at Sydney Uni with this guy only he was a tiny kitten & he kept getting lost but we found him in the bathroom just happily chatting to people.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dreamt last night I went to a dance party at Sydney Uni with this guy only he was a tiny kitten & he kept getting lost but we found him in the bathroom just happily chatting to people.
Graham Richardson AND John Laws!
Yes!!!
Alan Jones, count your chickens honey!
Yes!!!
Alan Jones, count your chickens honey!
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Graham Richardson AND John Laws!
Yes!!!
Alan Jones, count your chickens honey!
Yes!!!
Alan Jones, count your chickens honey!
When someone's throwing out a CPAP machine it is like they're throwing out a walking frame. Always a sad story. 😢
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
When someone's throwing out a CPAP machine it is like they're throwing out a walking frame. Always a sad story. 😢
Good morning from the suburbs
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Good morning from the suburbs
Good night from the suburbs
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Good night from the suburbs
Good night from the suburbs
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Good night from the suburbs
I'm now 4 weeks in to a 9 week notice period.
The 'Hotel California' phase:
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
The 'Hotel California' phase:
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm now 4 weeks in to a 9 week notice period.
The 'Hotel California' phase:
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
The 'Hotel California' phase:
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
Fucken enraging to jump thru invisible & shifting hoops to get passed an AI algorithm to apply for some bullshit role in some unnecessary company with some made-up name doing something worthless which i will probably hate along other shit-eating fuckers who treat it like its the Apollo mission!
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Fucken enraging to jump thru invisible & shifting hoops to get passed an AI algorithm to apply for some bullshit role in some unnecessary company with some made-up name doing something worthless which i will probably hate along other shit-eating fuckers who treat it like its the Apollo mission!
New angle grinding shirt just dropped
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
New angle grinding shirt just dropped
(I told him they wouldn't take this.)
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
(I told him they wouldn't take this.)
Even the negative emojis in MS Teams are fucken cheerful. They give me the shits.
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Even the negative emojis in MS Teams are fucken cheerful. They give me the shits.
Halloween 🎃 👻
Let's get all the treats!
Let's get all the treats!
October 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Halloween 🎃 👻
Let's get all the treats!
Let's get all the treats!
Good morning from the suburbs
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Good morning from the suburbs
I thought my passport had expired but when I went to get my personal documents there was a new one from 2022. I've renewed & forgotten all about it!
Strange, Worrying but ultimately Good.
Strange, Worrying but ultimately Good.
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I thought my passport had expired but when I went to get my personal documents there was a new one from 2022. I've renewed & forgotten all about it!
Strange, Worrying but ultimately Good.
Strange, Worrying but ultimately Good.
9 years ago today.
Still worth the overseas trip.❤️
Still worth the overseas trip.❤️
October 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
9 years ago today.
Still worth the overseas trip.❤️
Still worth the overseas trip.❤️
POV: I'm getting you ice cream
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
POV: I'm getting you ice cream
Today I Learnt that Burt Reynolds & Tom Sellick are different people!
And Lonnie Anderson & Laurie Anderson are also different people!
I thought Lou Reed & Tom Sellick were married to the same woman.
🤷♂️
And Lonnie Anderson & Laurie Anderson are also different people!
I thought Lou Reed & Tom Sellick were married to the same woman.
🤷♂️
October 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Today I Learnt that Burt Reynolds & Tom Sellick are different people!
And Lonnie Anderson & Laurie Anderson are also different people!
I thought Lou Reed & Tom Sellick were married to the same woman.
🤷♂️
And Lonnie Anderson & Laurie Anderson are also different people!
I thought Lou Reed & Tom Sellick were married to the same woman.
🤷♂️
Night Flowering Cereus is flowering
October 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Night Flowering Cereus is flowering
Get up and start your day, Big Giant Dog
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Get up and start your day, Big Giant Dog