formerly Ape Descendant
@apeascends.bsky.social
Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"
It's been 87 years
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
It's been 87 years
In many ways it's always 2003 for me
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 AM
In many ways it's always 2003 for me
Are they still there though?
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Are they still there though?
(Has your neighbour's dog fallen down the stairs?)
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
(Has your neighbour's dog fallen down the stairs?)
I love a good guessing game.
Will you drop any hints?
Will you drop any hints?
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I love a good guessing game.
Will you drop any hints?
Will you drop any hints?
You can have condescending judgement, an inferiority complex & an erection all at once!
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You can have condescending judgement, an inferiority complex & an erection all at once!
I'm forcing myself to do new things.
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I'm forcing myself to do new things.
What do you think the odds are?
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
What do you think the odds are?
I don't geddit
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I don't geddit
Esp when the shorter "anyone 2025?" exists
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Esp when the shorter "anyone 2025?" exists
They asked the US Govt for a top-up.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
They asked the US Govt for a top-up.
The smaller the community, the more flattering you need to be...
"It's just wonderful they've come to accept the standards they're able to achieve."
"You can tell they tried really hard here."
"It's just wonderful they've come to accept the standards they're able to achieve."
"You can tell they tried really hard here."
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The smaller the community, the more flattering you need to be...
"It's just wonderful they've come to accept the standards they're able to achieve."
"You can tell they tried really hard here."
"It's just wonderful they've come to accept the standards they're able to achieve."
"You can tell they tried really hard here."
The universe thrives on a balanced dishwasher which takes in to account what each piece is made from as well as the direction of water-flow.
Husband, 60, likes to pack everything in on top of one another with no care for rinsing, grease or the direction of pointy things.
(Still not a #SexThing.)
Husband, 60, likes to pack everything in on top of one another with no care for rinsing, grease or the direction of pointy things.
(Still not a #SexThing.)
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The universe thrives on a balanced dishwasher which takes in to account what each piece is made from as well as the direction of water-flow.
Husband, 60, likes to pack everything in on top of one another with no care for rinsing, grease or the direction of pointy things.
(Still not a #SexThing.)
Husband, 60, likes to pack everything in on top of one another with no care for rinsing, grease or the direction of pointy things.
(Still not a #SexThing.)
You ever seen my feet?
Only Ripley's Believe it or not will buy those claws.
Only Ripley's Believe it or not will buy those claws.
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You ever seen my feet?
Only Ripley's Believe it or not will buy those claws.
Only Ripley's Believe it or not will buy those claws.
Sure you can. You need to do it in a different way:
* "I don't care what they say about her..."
* "I hope she finds the help she needs"
* "This is not the way I would do it"
* "I don't care what they say about her..."
* "I hope she finds the help she needs"
* "This is not the way I would do it"
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Sure you can. You need to do it in a different way:
* "I don't care what they say about her..."
* "I hope she finds the help she needs"
* "This is not the way I would do it"
* "I don't care what they say about her..."
* "I hope she finds the help she needs"
* "This is not the way I would do it"
I'll never make any money that way.
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'll never make any money that way.
Now shine the black light on your pillow
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Now shine the black light on your pillow
Didn't I read that OpenAI has run out of money?
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Didn't I read that OpenAI has run out of money?
"For fuck's sake Dave, you fucken meat-bag. I told you before, no."
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"For fuck's sake Dave, you fucken meat-bag. I told you before, no."