formerly Ape Descendant
@apeascends.bsky.social
Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"
Are they still there though?
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Are they still there though?
Really?
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Really?
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Trying to sell a mirror online
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Trying to sell a mirror online
It's alive!
ALIVE!!
ALIVE!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's alive!
ALIVE!!
ALIVE!!
What could they possibly have to gain from making more of these?!
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What could they possibly have to gain from making more of these?!
So you know how time is an illusion and all, eh?
You could take any day's pills at any time. Imagine that!
You could take any day's pills at any time. Imagine that!
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
So you know how time is an illusion and all, eh?
You could take any day's pills at any time. Imagine that!
You could take any day's pills at any time. Imagine that!
Dreamt last night I went to a dance party at Sydney Uni with this guy only he was a tiny kitten & he kept getting lost but we found him in the bathroom just happily chatting to people.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dreamt last night I went to a dance party at Sydney Uni with this guy only he was a tiny kitten & he kept getting lost but we found him in the bathroom just happily chatting to people.
When someone's throwing out a CPAP machine it is like they're throwing out a walking frame. Always a sad story. 😢
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
When someone's throwing out a CPAP machine it is like they're throwing out a walking frame. Always a sad story. 😢
Good morning from the suburbs
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Good morning from the suburbs
Good night from the suburbs
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Good night from the suburbs
Good night from the suburbs
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Good night from the suburbs
New angle grinding shirt just dropped
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
New angle grinding shirt just dropped
(I told him they wouldn't take this.)
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
(I told him they wouldn't take this.)
Even the negative emojis in MS Teams are fucken cheerful. They give me the shits.
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Even the negative emojis in MS Teams are fucken cheerful. They give me the shits.
Woof back at you!
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Woof back at you!
He seems to get a kick out of it & loves the attention
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 AM
He seems to get a kick out of it & loves the attention
Halloween 🎃 👻
Let's get all the treats!
Let's get all the treats!
October 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Halloween 🎃 👻
Let's get all the treats!
Let's get all the treats!
Good morning from the suburbs
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Good morning from the suburbs
I thought my passport had expired but when I went to get my personal documents there was a new one from 2022. I've renewed & forgotten all about it!
Strange, Worrying but ultimately Good.
Strange, Worrying but ultimately Good.
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I thought my passport had expired but when I went to get my personal documents there was a new one from 2022. I've renewed & forgotten all about it!
Strange, Worrying but ultimately Good.
Strange, Worrying but ultimately Good.
9 years ago today.
Still worth the overseas trip.❤️
Still worth the overseas trip.❤️
October 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
9 years ago today.
Still worth the overseas trip.❤️
Still worth the overseas trip.❤️
POV: I'm getting you ice cream
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
POV: I'm getting you ice cream
Okay, so...
Burt & Tom are one of the heart-throbs in the first picture.
One of them was married to an Anderson from the second (No relation).
The other Anderson was with Lou Reed, who is the person who is not Bob Dylan in the third pic.
Burt & Tom are one of the heart-throbs in the first picture.
One of them was married to an Anderson from the second (No relation).
The other Anderson was with Lou Reed, who is the person who is not Bob Dylan in the third pic.
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Okay, so...
Burt & Tom are one of the heart-throbs in the first picture.
One of them was married to an Anderson from the second (No relation).
The other Anderson was with Lou Reed, who is the person who is not Bob Dylan in the third pic.
Burt & Tom are one of the heart-throbs in the first picture.
One of them was married to an Anderson from the second (No relation).
The other Anderson was with Lou Reed, who is the person who is not Bob Dylan in the third pic.