Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday
@epcot.bsky.social
Not the actual Epcot 🏳️🌈 Currently involved in some NYE chaos
me after any given meeting
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
me after any given meeting
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A fact that sounds like bullshit but is actually true:
There is more square footage of parking *per car* in the US than there is square footage of housing *per person.*
There is more square footage of parking *per car* in the US than there is square footage of housing *per person.*
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
A fact that sounds like bullshit but is actually true:
There is more square footage of parking *per car* in the US than there is square footage of housing *per person.*
There is more square footage of parking *per car* in the US than there is square footage of housing *per person.*
Ok looking back at it like 10-15 years later Omegle was an insane concept
February 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Ok looking back at it like 10-15 years later Omegle was an insane concept
Excuse me WHAT
This house in San Carlos is a SCREAMING deal!!
It's got everything! Great school district! Walls! Appliances!
There's just one small catch. If you find it, REPLY!
It's got everything! Great school district! Walls! Appliances!
There's just one small catch. If you find it, REPLY!
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Excuse me WHAT
It is with a heavy heart and a soul burdened by profound regret that I must communicate a most unfortunate development regarding our mechanical apparatus. Be it known to you, oh seeker of refreshment, that our automated emulsification system has transitioned into a state of involuntary dormancy.
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
It is with a heavy heart and a soul burdened by profound regret that I must communicate a most unfortunate development regarding our mechanical apparatus. Be it known to you, oh seeker of refreshment, that our automated emulsification system has transitioned into a state of involuntary dormancy.
Thank you for riding the LA Metro, this concludes our intensive 3 week course
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Thank you for riding the LA Metro, this concludes our intensive 3 week course
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so round about 1919 they went to general electric and said "we want the most baller electric locomotive ever made, please" and GE said "okay, sure," and delivered the MR class ep-2 (Electric Passenger 2), the Bi-Polar. This bad boy is an articulated beast with 12 electric motors, making about 3200hp
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
so round about 1919 they went to general electric and said "we want the most baller electric locomotive ever made, please" and GE said "okay, sure," and delivered the MR class ep-2 (Electric Passenger 2), the Bi-Polar. This bad boy is an articulated beast with 12 electric motors, making about 3200hp
I’m just trying to eat my fucking baby carrots in peace
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I’m just trying to eat my fucking baby carrots in peace
Me when my WiFi network goes down during a meeting
That outage was harrowing
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Me when my WiFi network goes down during a meeting
Snowman in Animal Crossing just told me I have nice feet???
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Snowman in Animal Crossing just told me I have nice feet???
Me on any given day
a man wearing glasses is laying on a bed and making a face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is laying on a bed and making a face .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Me on any given day
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Los Angeles continues another decade of self-imposed poverty rather than allowing new homes to be built for all the people who want to live in them.
I don't really see a lot of reporting reminding everyone about this, but residents of Los Angeles should know that, as part of our broke-ass city budget negotiations, many LA city workers are being forced to take an unpaid holiday today, the first of five such days planned for this year
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Los Angeles continues another decade of self-imposed poverty rather than allowing new homes to be built for all the people who want to live in them.
tired of being findommed every month (paying rent)
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
tired of being findommed every month (paying rent)
Now that's a CTA
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Now that's a CTA
95.69% of Europeans can't name this state
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
95.69% of Europeans can't name this state
what i want oomf to post on main
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 AM
what i want oomf to post on main
Seattle tonight
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Seattle tonight
i've been clocked
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
i've been clocked
I do not blow with my mouth; he who blows with his mouth has forgotten the face of his father. I blow with my heart.
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I do not blow with my mouth; he who blows with his mouth has forgotten the face of his father. I blow with my heart.
Happy Bad Bunny Day
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Happy Bad Bunny Day
Found a new Wednesday restaurant for @ptklein.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Found a new Wednesday restaurant for @ptklein.com
Some random person in DTLA just fucking threw a plate of mystery goo in my face??? what the fuck is even going on her anymore
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Some random person in DTLA just fucking threw a plate of mystery goo in my face??? what the fuck is even going on her anymore