robert
@robertjharris.bsky.social
Amateur strongman, professional weak guy.
Cat and human daddy.
Data guy.
He/ him
Cat and human daddy.
Data guy.
He/ him
Just happened to listen to the @alabseries.bsky.social episodes on the holy land foundation prosecution so jsyk there's like 14 layers of horseshit here
Marouf was arrested by ICE agents after his green card was denied over donations more than 20 years ago to the Holy Land Foundation, a defunct Muslim charity whose leaders were convicted of having ties with Hamas.
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ICE to deport Dallas Muslim community leader Marwan Marouf
(RNS) — Marouf was arrested by ICE agents after his green card was denied over donations more than 20 years ago to the Holy Land Foundation, a defunct Muslim charity whose leaders were convicted of…
religionnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Just happened to listen to the @alabseries.bsky.social episodes on the holy land foundation prosecution so jsyk there's like 14 layers of horseshit here
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I think Claude Code has achieved AGI
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I think Claude Code has achieved AGI
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I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
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The guy whose credentials are "dad" is right about pampering these kids.
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The guy whose credentials are "dad" is right about pampering these kids.
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Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
Wtaf
matlab now requires 2FA every time I open it
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Wtaf
nothin like just loading up a barbell with a bunch of weight, deadlifting it a bunch of times, and it feeling fuckin great
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
nothin like just loading up a barbell with a bunch of weight, deadlifting it a bunch of times, and it feeling fuckin great
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it's got to be kind of surreal, gathering in the white house SITUATION ROOM like you're in some kind of high-stakes political thriller but it's for crisis meetings on what to say about your boss paying for handjobs from underaged models in the 90s
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
it's got to be kind of surreal, gathering in the white house SITUATION ROOM like you're in some kind of high-stakes political thriller but it's for crisis meetings on what to say about your boss paying for handjobs from underaged models in the 90s
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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My fellow regretful Harvard grads! You can search the Epstein emails for your professors right here!!! Oh boy!!!!
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
My fellow regretful Harvard grads! You can search the Epstein emails for your professors right here!!! Oh boy!!!!
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I was just emailing my good friend Jeffrey Epstein about how women are biologically dumber than men
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I was just emailing my good friend Jeffrey Epstein about how women are biologically dumber than men
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voters came out to show them that they're sick of this shit and are willing to fight it and their response is, "whew you got some big feelings there, cowboy"
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
voters came out to show them that they're sick of this shit and are willing to fight it and their response is, "whew you got some big feelings there, cowboy"
Amazing
1/ Helen Andrews has a BA in religious studies from Yale, meaning that she has probably never had to exist in a blue-collar workplace or anything remotely proximate to it. Leah Libresco Sargeant does not appear to be remotely liberal, but she spends most of this interview undercutting Andrews.
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Amazing
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as an idahoan, i appreciate the opportunity to learn about american conservatives from poles who only visit the united states for conferences :)
The educated liberal big city US folks outraged at Trump's renovation of Lincoln bathroom really need to scroll some Facebook of their less established relatives and friends to see what kind of aesthetic resonates with Trump's target audience.
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
as an idahoan, i appreciate the opportunity to learn about american conservatives from poles who only visit the united states for conferences :)
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i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,
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Kat Abugazeh’s campaign has crossed a threshold where the risk she’s taking is significant enough and the actions admirable enough I sorta am past caring if it’s a publicity stunt/brand building exercise or not, it’s still brave and worthy of respect.
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Kat Abugazeh’s campaign has crossed a threshold where the risk she’s taking is significant enough and the actions admirable enough I sorta am past caring if it’s a publicity stunt/brand building exercise or not, it’s still brave and worthy of respect.
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Wait what? What was he hiding?
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Wait what? What was he hiding?
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i think it's actually good news that the new class of armed agents of the government are physically incapable
NBC News finds that:
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Some new ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting
The recruits have had criminal backgrounds or failed drug tests or were unable to meet physical or academic standards, raising concerns about the agency’s rush to hire immigration officers, sources to...
www.nbcnews.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i think it's actually good news that the new class of armed agents of the government are physically incapable
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NBC News finds that:
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Some new ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting
The recruits have had criminal backgrounds or failed drug tests or were unable to meet physical or academic standards, raising concerns about the agency’s rush to hire immigration officers, sources to...
www.nbcnews.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
NBC News finds that:
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
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1. Asana: "we promise your data is in the EU! Maximum security and compliance 🔒🇪🇺🚀"
2. us-east-1 goes sploinky
3. our "EU" Asana instance dies
curious
2. us-east-1 goes sploinky
3. our "EU" Asana instance dies
curious
October 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
1. Asana: "we promise your data is in the EU! Maximum security and compliance 🔒🇪🇺🚀"
2. us-east-1 goes sploinky
3. our "EU" Asana instance dies
curious
2. us-east-1 goes sploinky
3. our "EU" Asana instance dies
curious
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it is crazy that "the president's personal defense attorney arranged for Ghislaine Maxwell to be transferred to the federal equivalent of a resort in exchange for her official statement that Trump was not involved in fucking children" was a one-day back page story
October 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
it is crazy that "the president's personal defense attorney arranged for Ghislaine Maxwell to be transferred to the federal equivalent of a resort in exchange for her official statement that Trump was not involved in fucking children" was a one-day back page story
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I should call her
October 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I should call her